The CLS Sandbox – Page 5 – Not A Safe Space

Stating The Obvious 0604 – The Great One Defines Libertarian Government and We All Realize Just How Cucked Cuckservatives Are.

In this episode The Great One rips on Tim Newman some more and exposes cuckservatives for being cucks. The Great One will also explain why he still listens to Tim’s podcast despite Tim being a cuck. You might be wondering about that and it’s a good question. Keep spending them federal reserve fiat currency cuck bucks through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon so I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is … Continue reading →

Linkage: 5 November, 2019 – Accepting That Stupid People Have Won. #CLSology

I’ve hit my limit on stupid people for the day. I find myself so sufficiently pissed off I can’t stop being pissed of enough to get pissed off enough to write linkage. That’s pretty fucking pissed off. And if I were fucking something pretty maybe I wouldn’t be so pissed off. Thank the Gods and Goddesses that I have hatred to keep me going elsewise I’d have likely killed myself by now. Killed myself successfully mind you. Not a failed suicide attempt designed to get attention because I’m a womynz or a gurl. When I want to feed my rage … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0603 – Cucks On The Interwebz Opine That Libertarian Government Can Not Work. Said Cucks Fail To Define “Libertarian Government” or “Work”. This Is Feelings Not Logic.

The Great One listens to a podcast in which two impotent cucks whine about libertarians in order to avoid focusing on any real problems. Such as the fact that leftists are in control of Western Civilization and winning the culture war. And TGO starts cyberbegging for the next Supergirl statue he don’t need for any reason at all and has no space for. Keep spending them federal reserve fiat currency cuck bucks through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon so I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go … Continue reading →

Fifteen Years of Stating The Obvious.

Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004. I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away. There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that. And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0246 – Listener Responses to The Dead Ends and Destruction of a Sterile Life Part 1.

In this episode which I’m posting late in the day instead of in the morning because job + snow = fuck me I tangent like a mother fucker for almost 20 minutes then read the first response I received to Anarchy Moment 0244 – The Dead Ends and Destruction of a Sterile Life. Give my life meaning by buying stuff you don’t need through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need and compensate for my failures. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was … Continue reading →

Linkage: 29 October, 2019 – The Zoomers Will Not Save You. #CLSology

And here does The Great One sit in his new office. An office larger than the previous office. Which is good. Except that now the trash can is farther away from the desk. Which is bad. Not near as many college girls outside the window. Which is bad. And right now the main thing outside the window is snow. AKA global warming. And snow is bad m’kay. The Great One likes white. The Great One likes seeing white. But not this kind of white. What’s out there on the interwebz I should comment upon today? How about statistics. It’s been … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0245 – I Didn’t Know We Were On A Schedule.

Welcome to another rant about the low intelligence of the commoners I work with at Weyland-Yutani. We have three gigs to set today. You guys take your fucking time. No rush. I got all day . . . Maybe you need to buy a calendar to write your schedule on. You could buy that through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need and support the evils of the free market. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too … Continue reading →

College Kid ‘Cast 0011 – Diversity, Inclusion and Other Words Parasite Use To Justify Their Jobs.

Working my ass off. Show notes must suffer. But don’t worry, this episode will be offensive. Plus here is some bonus material not covered in the podcast. I attempted to find out who wrote this list of words I’m not suppose to use. I couldn’t find out exactly who wrote it, but here are some of the things I found while searching. The Office of the Vice President for Diversity is committed to promoting a campus environment which recognizes, values, and affirms diversity at Colorado State University. We welcome your feedback and suggestions on our continuing efforts to promote inclusive … Continue reading →

College Kid ‘Cast 0010 – Going To College Requires Coloured People To Be Brave. CSU’s Inclusive Language Guide Tells Me To Call Them People Of Colour Instead Of Coloured People.

Because people of colour is so much less racist. Hey black people. Have you ever noticed that liberal white people never actually call you people? It’s always some condescending pet name to remind you that you aren’t like them and you depend on white liberals to provide for you, look out for you, and manage your emotions for you. White liberals look at black people as pets. I’m still waiting for the day black men rediscover their balls and tell 19 year old white girls to go fuck themselves. I’m gonna wait a long time. Until I’m blue in the … Continue reading →

Linkage: 22 October, 2019 – Letting Women Vote. What Could Go Wrong? #CLSology

Good morning friends and enemies. I know linage has been scarce lately. The Great One has so much going on with work and the after effects of moving (namely finding a home for things, throwing things away, and of course buying new things) that writing linkage and reading the interwebz wisdom of the wise interwebz men has been low on my priority list. I did sell some of my comics and buy a new bed. Got that going for me. On top of a busy work week I was dumb enough to commit to not one but two social outings … Continue reading →

College Kid ‘Cast 0009 – You Don’t Have To Use Inclusive Language. However, If You Don’t . . .

After that last episode of Anarchy Moment (which Aaron Clarey plugged and got me a shit ton of publicity) I gotta get back to pissing people off. Here is your warning for this episode: Cucks beware. We gonna talk about “racism”. Otherwise known as white men having a desire to keep their money and freedom. In today’s episode two 19 year old girls are going to school us on the importance of inclusive language. If you aren’t willing to speak inclusively they have some threats for you. Stop being a cuck. This is a war. Don’t spend your money on … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0244 – The Dead Ends and Destruction of a Sterile Life.

Warnings. Do not ignore them. Today’s podcast does not contain humour or sarcasm. Today’s podcast may make you confront the emptiness of your life and inspire you to kill yourself. Today’s podcast is not funny or cute. Today’s podcast is very serious. Today’s podcast has no answers. Only questions. I’ll tell you the conclusion right now. There is no solution. You have been warned. I’m throwing a lot of stuff at the wall here. Let me know what sticks and what doesn’t. Gonna spend money to fill that void in your life? Spend that money at my Amazon affiliate link … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0602 – Voting With The Great One. Yes Virginia, Voting Is Violence. But Who Would Build The Roads?

And more importantly, why does it take five fucking years to build the roads? Don’t give your money to Clarey the golf playing asshole. Give your money to The Great One by shopping via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada. Bitcoin me bitches and bitchettes. … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0601 – Who Would You Hire? Matthew or Dr. Carly?

Matthew fails to get a word in edgewise: Bonus round of Dr. Carly. Just in case you want more. Speaking of retarded parasites (I mean Dr. Carly, not Matthew) here is the video I’m watching about Greeeettaaaaa! In this episode I wrap up talking about Texas A&M teeeaaaachheeeerrssssss and administrators raping retarded people. We do the math on how much money this could make for A&M in a year. We do the math on how much Matthew gets to talk in a video with two women. We do the math rating Dr. Carly on the 1 to 10 scale. Many … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0600 – There Is A Special Place In Hell For Anyone Who Encourages Retarded People To Attend College.

I thought this was going to be a one and done. One shot, one kill. One hit wonder. Not a chance. I continue to ridicule Carly Gilson and everyone else who thinks retarded people should pay money to attend college. Especially since these retarded people aren’t even getting diplomas. They get certificates. And “the college experience”. Otherwise known as “being ass fucked by libtarded SJWs”. Source material for this episode: https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/New-Texas-AM-Aggie-ACHIEVE-Program-Gives-Special-Needs-Students-College-Experience-562218991.html http://www.thebatt.com/news/believing-is-achieveing/article_58a9779a-c23e-11e9-a9a1-13532fb2a564.html https://www.statesman.com/news/20190817/mom-sought-4-year-college-program-for-learning-disabled-son-then-helped-aampm-create-one http://CynLibSoc.com/clsology/sources/STO-0600-Sources.odt Spend! Consume! Buy! Cyber-begging! Use my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon to buy shit you don’t need. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I … Continue reading →

Linkage: 8 October, 2019 – Seeing The Cracks. #CLSology

When I was in the military we had a saying about civilians. “They’re all out of uniform and no one knows who is in command.” Can’t much say that about them any more. I can only report on what I see here in the People’s Republic of Fort Collins in the Soviet Sector of Colorado and the SITREP is that the civilians here are well on their way to being in uniform. The men – I mean soy boys – have their plaid lumberjack shirts despite having never touched a chainsaw in their lives. The hats. The stupid fucking hats. … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0599 – Texas A&M Teachers and Administrators Rape Retarded Children. Commoners Cheer Them On.

Retarded children are being raped at Texas A&M. Texas A&M University is opening the door to higher education for students with intellectual and developmental disabilities — making history as the first program of its kind in the state. The school has vowed to help students with disabilities realize their dreams of becoming Aggies with a four-year post-secondary education program specifically designed to support them, the public university announced in a statement. The Aggie ACHIEVE program will begin this fall, with four students taking courses focused on independent living, career development and field specialization. https://people.com/human-interest/texas-am-college-program-student-disabilities/ Yes, even retarded children can go … Continue reading →

Slacking and Chaos

Hello Friends and Enemies. I’m close. So very close to having the chaos under control and getting back to something of a regular schedule. That’s why I’m taking the rest of the week off from the site. I know what you’re saying. “Great One, you’ve take two fucking months off from the site you lazy sack of shit.” I can’t argue with that. Right now the office/studio is still a disaster of disorganization. The way my brain works is that I need order to be creative. Once I have structure in my surroundings – which means I know what I … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0243 – Monday Morning Thoughts and Monday Morning Thots.

In this episode: Cookie-cutter thot on OKCupid. Honesty! Travel! Fur babies! Multiple exclamation marks!!!! Relaxing on the weekend and stressing on the weekend. Interest on credit. Dropbox sucks. Testing out mega.nz. Windows sucks. Looking at ReactOS. Empty retail spaces in downtown Fort Collins. Pay the fucking taxes already. Men can be punched for having sex with women but women must never be held accountable. Go buy some stuff you don’t need through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need and support the evils of the free market. Send some commies … Continue reading →