Fifteen Years of Stating The Obvious.
Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
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- The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
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- Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
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- Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
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- Nice waves.
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- Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
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- I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
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- Now there is a god pill I would take.
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- She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
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- No walls being hit here.
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- Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
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- Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
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- She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
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- Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
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- Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
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- Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
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- Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
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- Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
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- She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
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- A red head’s place is in the home.
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- Now she could tell me a story.
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- I care about redheads. And they care about me.
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- Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
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- Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
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- Speaking of things that should be climbed…
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- She’s wondering did you learn anything.
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- Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
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- The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
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- Are you looking at her? #MeToo
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- Red head? Head of redness?
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- Here be a cute redhead for you.
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- I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
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- Suddenly all my rage is gone.
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- I’d go to London with her.
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- Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
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- The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
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- If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
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- That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
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- That’s organic.
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- I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
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- I’d like to ride her bicycle.
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- Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
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- It’s OK to be a redhead.
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- Yup. Redhead.
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- Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
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- Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
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- Green light.
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- She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
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- I’d like to be her bicycle.
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- Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
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- Play games on your time. Not company time.
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- She could steal my sign any day.
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- Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
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- Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
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- She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
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- She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
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- OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
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- TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
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- Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
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- She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
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- The front game is strong with this one.
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- Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
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- Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
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- She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
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- I wonder if she has any friends?
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- Red. Yummy red.
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