Fifteen Years of Stating The Obvious.
Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
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- It’s OK to be a redhead.
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- Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
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- Now she could tell me a story.
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- Suddenly all my rage is gone.
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- I’d like to be her bicycle.
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- Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
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- I care about redheads. And they care about me.
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- Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
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- Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
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- Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
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- She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
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- I’d like to ride her bicycle.
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- She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
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- She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
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- Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
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- Red. Yummy red.
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- Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
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- Here be a cute redhead for you.
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- Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
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- Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
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- Yup. Redhead.
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- I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
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- Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
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- Red head? Head of redness?
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- The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
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- Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
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- TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
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- Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
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- She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
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- Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
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- She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
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- I’d go to London with her.
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- Nice waves.
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- If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
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- That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
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- Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
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- No walls being hit here.
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- Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
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- Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
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- Are you looking at her? #MeToo
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- Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
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- OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
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- Green light.
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- I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
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- Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
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- She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
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- She could steal my sign any day.
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- The front game is strong with this one.
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- That’s organic.
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- The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
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- Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
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- Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
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- Play games on your time. Not company time.
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- The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
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- Speaking of things that should be climbed…
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- Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
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- She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
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- Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
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- I wonder if she has any friends?
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- Now there is a god pill I would take.
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- I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
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- She’s wondering did you learn anything.
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- Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
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- A red head’s place is in the home.
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- She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
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