Fifteen Years of Stating The Obvious.
Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
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- Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
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- Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
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- Suddenly all my rage is gone.
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- Play games on your time. Not company time.
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- She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
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- I’d like to be her bicycle.
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- She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
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- I’d go to London with her.
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- Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
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- Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
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- The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
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- A red head’s place is in the home.
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- She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
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- She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
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- Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
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- I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
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- Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
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- Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
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- She could steal my sign any day.
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- She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
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- Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
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- She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
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- I care about redheads. And they care about me.
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- Now she could tell me a story.
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- Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
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- Green light.
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- Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
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- OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
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- Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
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- Red. Yummy red.
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- I’d like to ride her bicycle.
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- Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
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- I wonder if she has any friends?
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- Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
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- Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
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- I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
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- No walls being hit here.
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- Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
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- That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
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- Here be a cute redhead for you.
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- She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
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- The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
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- The front game is strong with this one.
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- She’s wondering did you learn anything.
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- Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
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- She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
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- Yup. Redhead.
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- Now there is a god pill I would take.
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- If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
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- It’s OK to be a redhead.
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- Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
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- That’s organic.
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- Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
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- Nice waves.
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- Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
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- Speaking of things that should be climbed…
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- Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
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- I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
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- Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
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- Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
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- The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
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- TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
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- Red head? Head of redness?
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- Are you looking at her? #MeToo
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- Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
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