Fifteen Years of Stating The Obvious.
Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
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- Nice waves.
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- The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
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- Red head? Head of redness?
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- Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
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- Yup. Redhead.
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- Here be a cute redhead for you.
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- Suddenly all my rage is gone.
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- I care about redheads. And they care about me.
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- I’d go to London with her.
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- Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
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- Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
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- Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
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- Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
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- A red head’s place is in the home.
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- Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
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- Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
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- She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
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- I wonder if she has any friends?
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- Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
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- She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
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- She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
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- She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
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- Speaking of things that should be climbed…
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- The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
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- I’d like to be her bicycle.
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- Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
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- Green light.
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- Play games on your time. Not company time.
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- Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
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- Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
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- That’s organic.
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- No walls being hit here.
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- She could steal my sign any day.
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- OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
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- Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
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- I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
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- Now she could tell me a story.
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- She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
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- I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
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- Are you looking at her? #MeToo
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- She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
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- Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
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- Red. Yummy red.
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- Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
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- The front game is strong with this one.
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- Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
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- She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
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- That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
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- It’s OK to be a redhead.
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- Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
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- Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
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- The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
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- I’d like to ride her bicycle.
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- Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
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- TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
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- Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
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- I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
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- Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
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- Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
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- She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
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- Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
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- If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
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- She’s wondering did you learn anything.
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- Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
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- Now there is a god pill I would take.
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