Fifteen Years of Stating The Obvious.
Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
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- If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
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- I’d like to be her bicycle.
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- Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
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- She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
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- Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
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- She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
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- Suddenly all my rage is gone.
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- Are you looking at her? #MeToo
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- Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
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- Play games on your time. Not company time.
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- Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
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- She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
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- She could steal my sign any day.
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- TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
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- Nice waves.
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- The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
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- Now she could tell me a story.
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- Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
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- Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
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- Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
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- That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
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- That’s organic.
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- Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
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- The front game is strong with this one.
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- Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
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- A red head’s place is in the home.
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- She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
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- Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
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- Red head? Head of redness?
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- She’s wondering did you learn anything.
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- Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
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- She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
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- Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
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- Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
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- I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
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- Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
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- No walls being hit here.
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- She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
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- Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
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- Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
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- Red. Yummy red.
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- OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
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- I care about redheads. And they care about me.
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- Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
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- She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
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- Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
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- Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
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- I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
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- Yup. Redhead.
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- It’s OK to be a redhead.
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- She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
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- The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
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- Speaking of things that should be climbed…
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- Now there is a god pill I would take.
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- The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
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- Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
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- Here be a cute redhead for you.
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- Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
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- I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
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- I’d go to London with her.
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- Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
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- Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
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- I’d like to ride her bicycle.
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- I wonder if she has any friends?
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- Green light.
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