Fifteen Years of Stating The Obvious.
Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
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- Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
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- Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
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- Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
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- She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
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- OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
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- I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
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- Yup. Redhead.
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- Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
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- Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
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- I’d like to be her bicycle.
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- Nice waves.
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- A red head’s place is in the home.
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- Play games on your time. Not company time.
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- Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
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- Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
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- TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
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- I’d go to London with her.
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- Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
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- Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
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- Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
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- Red. Yummy red.
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- It’s OK to be a redhead.
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- I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
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- Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
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- Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
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- Green light.
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- The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
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- That’s organic.
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- Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
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- She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
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- The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
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- Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
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- I’d like to ride her bicycle.
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- Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
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- Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
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- Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
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- Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
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- Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
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- She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
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- Speaking of things that should be climbed…
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- She could steal my sign any day.
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- Suddenly all my rage is gone.
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- I care about redheads. And they care about me.
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- Red head? Head of redness?
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- If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
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- I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
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- Are you looking at her? #MeToo
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- Now there is a god pill I would take.
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- She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
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- She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
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- Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
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- That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
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- Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
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- Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
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- She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
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- The front game is strong with this one.
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- I wonder if she has any friends?
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- She’s wondering did you learn anything.
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- She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
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- No walls being hit here.
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- Now she could tell me a story.
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- Here be a cute redhead for you.
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- The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
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- She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
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- Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
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