Does TGO Live?
If you call this living, then yes.
It’s not that bad. I’m not getting divorce raped so I got that going for me.
I am surrounded by hot babes coming back for college and have no time to approach them because . . . reasons. And adventures.
I got stories. I just don’t have time to tell the stories yet.
This week is gonna be sketchy for the posting but I’m gonna try (there is no try, there is do or do not) to get a podcast recorded this week and fill you in on the blow-ups of TGO’s life.
I have however been listening to The Dick Show, T.J. Martinell and The God Damn Bacon. So I got that going for me.
And the Supergirl shrine has been restored. Everything else to total chaos.
Here’s something to help you get thru Monday. You’re welcome.
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- Being a volleyball chyck is hot but it’s not a job.
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- You guessed it. We need more chycks in bikinis.
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- I’d rather see that raking my lawn. And you kids stay off my lawn.
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- Questions for men. Would you hit that?
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- Hot as fuck but still has nothing to choose from when it comes to men.
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- I’ll take that over a sex doll. Maybe it’s just me though.
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- She’s not Russian but I’m willing to sacrifice for my country and bang her anyhow.
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- The finger of blame. You dare not point it at single mothers.
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- Volleyball chycks don’t need to make up looking hot. They are.
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- The first thing I check is the amount of hair on her upper lip.
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- Trad Thot or not, still hot.
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- I think I’ve identified the solution.
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- Not fat. No tattoos. No hairy armpits. Probably has a boyfriend.
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- Dear E. Jean; Nice view from down here. TGO
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- She was not in the bathtub with TGO. But she should have been.
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- Volleyball chycks. Yummy.
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- Girls send each other secret signals.
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- The Great One does not need a corporation to help him find volleyball chycks.
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- One inclusive hot volleyball chyck.
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- What women should do.
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- The Great One would do that.
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- More men than women use Twitter and hot volleyball chycks don’t give a squat.
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- TGO observes a nice view from down here.
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- Four reasons to vote for volleyball chycks.
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- All your volleyball chycks are belong to us.
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- I’d like to smoke a Churchill.
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- They aren’t teachers but they are threesum worthy.
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- Two reasons to vote volleyball chycks.
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- Volleyball chycks are sexy. But volleyball is not a job.
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- Which one is the baby of sugar?
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- Coming soon to Fort Collins: A law against volleyball chycks.
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- She needs to get that ass into my face so I can eat that pie.
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- I don’t care how she would do on the test. She can tie her own shoe and is thus smarter than the average statist.
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- This may surprise you but I’d hit that.
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- Left-wing statist hate me for posting this photo. If it were a photo of a 12 year old boy and I was homosexual I would be praised for my bravery.
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- A femistatist may be right sometimes – but she will never be this adorable.
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- Never give up chycks. Contain them.
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- I care about volleyball chycks.
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- Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
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- Fuck fairy tales. Volleyball chycks are in it to win it.
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- Sometimes volleyball chycks are hawt.
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- Dear Canada; Thank you for sending us your volleyball chycks.
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- The interwebz don’t make you smart but volleyball chycks make me happy.
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- A volleyball chyck this hot don’t work for free. She knows better.
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- I’d put a bumper sticker on that.
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- Volleyball chycks work much harder than Peter Singer ever will.
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- The CLS is not opposed to volleyball chycks.
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- I’d destroy that.
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- What girls look like when they are not femistatists.
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- The Great One would triple down on that. Three times.
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- She’s in the right position to dominate the market.
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- Younger and thinner. Dangerous.
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- Millennial boys will never figure out how to open that.
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- Way hotter than Kelsey Big Ham.
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- Someone call that phone and make it vibrate.
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- The only kind of tight end women should be concerned with.
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- Speaking of things I’d like to invade . . .
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- Speaking of things I’d like to climb…
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- Age of consent should be when you are this hot.
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- Volleyball chycks are a thing. Who knew?
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- She can kick my ass at chess any day.
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- I masturbate to volleyball chycks. But I’m not trying to “save Western Civilization”.
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- This is what men desire. Not wall-hitters.
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- You wouldn’t have to force me to buy this.
WTF is this apparent link between girls who play volleyball and their apparent lack of decent tits.
Bring back the rack.
If they are too top heavy it throws off their balance?
I’m just spitballing here. But I’d rather be balling volleyball girls.
I’m not all that excited about big racks. I don’t player hate on no one who likes big racks. Just saying that’s low priority for TGO.
GO, I’m not implying size D cups, but rather a nice respectable bust if you know what I mean….. there is one particular photo in that montage of a girl with abs and a chest so flat that the torso could almost be mistaken for that of a male.
You’re not wrong.
Maybe we’re the bad people for assuming the gender of these volleyball chycks….?