Does TGO Live?
If you call this living, then yes.
It’s not that bad. I’m not getting divorce raped so I got that going for me.
I am surrounded by hot babes coming back for college and have no time to approach them because . . . reasons. And adventures.
I got stories. I just don’t have time to tell the stories yet.
This week is gonna be sketchy for the posting but I’m gonna try (there is no try, there is do or do not) to get a podcast recorded this week and fill you in on the blow-ups of TGO’s life.
I have however been listening to The Dick Show, T.J. Martinell and The God Damn Bacon. So I got that going for me.
And the Supergirl shrine has been restored. Everything else to total chaos.
Here’s something to help you get thru Monday. You’re welcome.
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- Someone call that phone and make it vibrate.
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- The Great One would triple down on that. Three times.
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- Trad Thot or not, still hot.
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- I don’t care how she would do on the test. She can tie her own shoe and is thus smarter than the average statist.
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- She needs to get that ass into my face so I can eat that pie.
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- I’d rather see that raking my lawn. And you kids stay off my lawn.
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- I care about volleyball chycks.
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- Two reasons to vote volleyball chycks.
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- This is what men desire. Not wall-hitters.
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- Volleyball chycks are a thing. Who knew?
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- What girls look like when they are not femistatists.
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- I masturbate to volleyball chycks. But I’m not trying to “save Western Civilization”.
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- Millennial boys will never figure out how to open that.
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- Which one is the baby of sugar?
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- Left-wing statist hate me for posting this photo. If it were a photo of a 12 year old boy and I was homosexual I would be praised for my bravery.
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- Being a volleyball chyck is hot but it’s not a job.
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- I’d destroy that.
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- TGO observes a nice view from down here.
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- Volleyball chycks don’t need to make up looking hot. They are.
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- The finger of blame. You dare not point it at single mothers.
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- They aren’t teachers but they are threesum worthy.
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- More men than women use Twitter and hot volleyball chycks don’t give a squat.
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- You guessed it. We need more chycks in bikinis.
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- I’d like to smoke a Churchill.
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- A femistatist may be right sometimes – but she will never be this adorable.
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- A volleyball chyck this hot don’t work for free. She knows better.
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- Age of consent should be when you are this hot.
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- The CLS is not opposed to volleyball chycks.
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- This may surprise you but I’d hit that.
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- Four reasons to vote for volleyball chycks.
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- Coming soon to Fort Collins: A law against volleyball chycks.
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- The only kind of tight end women should be concerned with.
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- Hot as fuck but still has nothing to choose from when it comes to men.
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- Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
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- I’ll take that over a sex doll. Maybe it’s just me though.
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- Volleyball chycks. Yummy.
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- The first thing I check is the amount of hair on her upper lip.
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- You wouldn’t have to force me to buy this.
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- She’s not Russian but I’m willing to sacrifice for my country and bang her anyhow.
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- Speaking of things I’d like to invade . . .
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- Dear Canada; Thank you for sending us your volleyball chycks.
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- Volleyball chycks are sexy. But volleyball is not a job.
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- Speaking of things I’d like to climb…
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- The interwebz don’t make you smart but volleyball chycks make me happy.
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- The Great One would do that.
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- I think I’ve identified the solution.
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- Girls send each other secret signals.
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- Way hotter than Kelsey Big Ham.
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- Not fat. No tattoos. No hairy armpits. Probably has a boyfriend.
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- The Great One does not need a corporation to help him find volleyball chycks.
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- Dear E. Jean; Nice view from down here. TGO
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- One inclusive hot volleyball chyck.
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- Volleyball chycks work much harder than Peter Singer ever will.
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- Sometimes volleyball chycks are hawt.
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- Questions for men. Would you hit that?
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- I’d put a bumper sticker on that.
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- She’s in the right position to dominate the market.
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- What women should do.
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- Younger and thinner. Dangerous.
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- She was not in the bathtub with TGO. But she should have been.
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- Fuck fairy tales. Volleyball chycks are in it to win it.
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- All your volleyball chycks are belong to us.
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- She can kick my ass at chess any day.
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- Never give up chycks. Contain them.
WTF is this apparent link between girls who play volleyball and their apparent lack of decent tits.
Bring back the rack.
If they are too top heavy it throws off their balance?
I’m just spitballing here. But I’d rather be balling volleyball girls.
I’m not all that excited about big racks. I don’t player hate on no one who likes big racks. Just saying that’s low priority for TGO.
GO, I’m not implying size D cups, but rather a nice respectable bust if you know what I mean….. there is one particular photo in that montage of a girl with abs and a chest so flat that the torso could almost be mistaken for that of a male.
You’re not wrong.
Maybe we’re the bad people for assuming the gender of these volleyball chycks….?