Cynical Libertarian Society

The Greasy Pole 0012 – The Getting Lucky With Miss Kentucky Episode

It’s back at last. The Greasy Pole returns. In this episode: A special (and we do mean “special”) guest. Miss Kentucky. TGO has short hair. Miss Kentucky. Allergic to cats. Miss Kentucky. How much toilet paper women use. Miss Kentucky. Appeasing 15 year old boys. Miss Kentucky. Freezing eggs. Miss Kentucky. Who is and isn’t cool enough to hang out with Rollo. Miss Kentucky. Writing books. Or not writing books in the Great One’s case. Miss Kentucky. Being mistake for Santa Clause. Miss Kentucky. Flaking on chycks. Miss Kentucky. Country and Western songs we should write. Miss Kentucky. Passion. Miss … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0254 – Christmas Morning by The Fire Place

Merry Christmas and Heil Hitler! The Great One records while sitting next to the fire place on a lovely Christmas morning here in the People’s Republic of Fort Collins located in the Soviet Sector of Colorado. In this episode: Being grateful for rejection. The phrase I couldn’t think of is opportunity cost. Listener email about TGO bitching about podcasters who can’t figure out how to name their files. Cyberbegging. What women really think of men who give money to homeless people. What women really think of men who use Apple computers. The Great One bitching. Bitching about The Great One … Continue reading →

Linkage: 24 December, 2019 – All I Need To Know Can Be Found In The Headlines On Twitter. #CLSology

I get emails from Twitter telling me “what’s happening” and “what people in Denver shared” as if I give a fuck what NPCs in Denver are sharing (that word makes me wanna vomit) on Twitter. And yea, I’m so old I remember when Twitter was cool. I look at the pictures. I look at the headlines. I look at the first X number of words extracted from the target link. I remember why I’m enjoying the decline, why I don’t pay attention to the media unless I need fodder for the podcast or linkage, and why you don’t have to … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0253 – The Great One is Grateful for Coffee. Real Coffee. Made With Hot Water and Coffee Beans.

TGO lives. I have survived despite the lack of real coffee. You can, and should, buy coffee via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need and support the evils of the free market. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada. Bitcoin me bitches and bitchettes. It’s the only crypto-currency that can be used … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0252 – Parenting Other Podcasters: Stop Putting Spaces In Your File Names and Uploading Large Files

The Great One has some more words of wisdom which his fellow podcasters will ignore. 1. Stop using Apple computers. No wonder you can’t find a girl. 2. Stop putting spaces in your file name. I’m over downloading files named my%20podcast%20in%20which%20I%20think%20I’m%20soooo%20koooool.m4a 3. Bacon’s problem with uploading large files. And the solution. To bad you can’t buy website hosting through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I could afford another Supergirl statue I don’t need and you could have a real website. Like a man. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0251 – If I Can’t Have Morals Without God and You Have God Why Don’t You Have Morals?

The God Pilled would have me believe I can’t have morals without God. I suggest that they can’t have moral even with God. Do your Bible buying through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need and laugh at your silly man in the sky. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada. Bitcoin me … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0250 – The Great One Attempts To Parent His Fellow Podcasters With A Verbal Ass Beating.

At least when Adam Piggott uploads a WAV file it’s a fucking audio file that’s recognized by normal audio players. In this episode The Great One finally snaps. TGO attempts to explain to his podcasting juniors (TGO has been podcasting for 15 years, you’re welcome) some of their fuck ups. TGO knows that, much like teenage daughters, TJ Martinell, The Goddamn Bacon, Frank Cervi and our favourite “I don’t have time to write my book” trouble child Aaron Clarey aren’t going to listen. Still TGO likes yelling at the Interwebz. So I got some entertainment out of it. If Clarey … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0249 – Listener Responses to The Dead Ends and Destruction of a Sterile Life Part 2.

In this episode I continue with responses from listeners to The Dead Ends and Destruction of a Sterile Life. We revisit the email from Law and his analogy of finding a woman + making kids to going to the gym and becoming fit. It works as an analogy and it doesn’t. I’ll attempt to explain why more coherently than I did last time around. Then we move on to a comment left on the post by Dimitri regarding my assessments of the God Pill. Dimitri is wrong about almost everything but his commentary is intelligent and though provoking. It forces … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0613 – Fire! – Episode III: Aborting Faggot Unviable Tissue Masses (aka Saving Western Civilization).

The Great One is burning down the house in this three part series. In this episode TGO throws more wood (I said “wood”) on the fire: Who’s gotta match? ABORTION! Got your attention now bitches? The Great One (aka the founder of the Cynical Libertarian Society) is in full support of aborting (aka murdering) the children (aka future school shooters) of liberals (aka libtards) and single mothers (aka strong independent womynz who don’t need no man fish-bicycle). Who else is burning down the house? The Texas town of Waskom bans abortion and declares itself a sanctuary city for the unborn. … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0612 – Fire! – Episode II: Alpha Seed and Abortion (aka Forecasting The Death of Western Civilization).

The Great One is still on fire in this three part series. In this episode TGO lights up: Medicare and Social Security (aka Ponzi scams to transfer money from men to women) still have troubled (aka running out of money because math is real) futures. Texas State Board of Eduction declares that students need to learn how to write. My mother (aka commie socialist hater of white men, Republicans and Christians) thinks this is “stupid shit”. Who need to write? Right? Looking down at your phone causes bone spikes in your neck. But since no one is looking at your … Continue reading →

Linkage: 3 December, 2019 – Team Woman Is Comprised Of Children Yet Still Winning #CLSology

Good morning class. Today’s lesson starts off with some bad news. Team Woman is winning. Western Civilization is losing. And why is Team Woman winning despite being teamed by people who are irresponsible, immature, incompetent and need a good spanking to set their lives in order? Because white men are cucks. It all comes down to cucks. It’s cucks all the way down. And no. The God Pill will not save you. Taking the God Pill has solved zero problems. Roosh took the God Pill. Nice for him. Since Roosh took the God Pill what has changed? Libtards and SJWs … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0611 – Fire! – Episode I: Hate, Welfare, Math (aka Hate) and Printing Money (aka Compassion).

The Great One is on fire in this three part series. In this episode TGO burns down: Turd Flinging Monkey is right about how to save Western Civilization. TGO is racist and don’t you say otherwise. What group of people started destroying Western Civilization the moment they were given political power? TGO getting stuck in the ice and snow. Finally we get to today’s topic. The future of Social Security and Medicare is “shaky”. Medicare is “pointed towards insolvency by 2026”. We can only dream. The financial condition of the government’s bedrock retirement programs for middle- and working-class Americans remains … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0610 – Texas Politics: Only 820 Laws Away From Perfection.

The Great One rants some more about new laws in Texas, the lameness of government, and how fucking stupid statists are. I think I get single mothers in as well. In other words – same shit, different day. Want to know more about the 820 new laws in Texas than you ever wanted to know? Have at it . . . https://legiscan.com/TX/legislation/2019 https://capitol.texas.gov/Reports/Report.aspx?LegSess=86R&ID=signedbygov Spend! Consume! Obey! Do your spending and consuming through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can spend and consume yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would … Continue reading →

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Anarchy Moment 0248 – Asshole Consulting, The CSU Collegian, and Bullshitting.

In this episode: Captain Capitalism provides some Asshole Consulting. No, he isn’t consulting The Great One’s Asshole. Cappy is the asshole who is providing the consulting. The Great One is just along for the ride. Then we delve into the CSU Collegian newspaper which provides near endless entertainment. Cappy gets pissed off about things. Cappy invokes his sliding scale for American women and claims that a 4 is better than a 4. Cappy avoids writing his book. When Clarey finally finishes his book you could buy it through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another … Continue reading →

Linkage: 26 November, 2019 – The Fears and Insanity of Fat Womynz. #CLSology

It’s 0800 and the snow is dumping outside. Now if the snow were dumping and I could stay home, write this episode of linkage, drink coffee, lift weights, podcast and attend to any of the literally (Hitler!) hundred things on my to-do list I’d be fine with that. But no. No good dead goes unpunished. I volunteered. Yes. I’m stupid. One of the first things I learned in the United States Army (in the pre-woman/fag/trannie era) was to never volunteer. Never. Ever. No matter what. And yet apparently I didn’t actually learn this lesson else I wouldn’t have to go … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0609 – Texas Politics: Bend Over Texans. The Government Is Making New Laws.

In this episode I delve into the actions/inactions of the government of my home state of Texas. Texas is a lovely place. Our government not so much. The Texas legislature only meets ever two years but they aren’t going to let that stop them from doing damage. The Texas legislature is also dominated by Republicans (which will get all the cuckservatives to stroke themselves) but they aren’t going to let that stop them from doing damage either. Spend! Consume! Obey! Shop through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need. Send … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0247 – Weyland-Yutani Rant – Areas of Responsibility and Communicating.

Some more ranting about Weyland-Yutani and workplaces in general. 1. You have to have clearly defined areas of responsibility. 2. You have to get everything in writing otherwise you will get fucked. Here’s a Friday bonus. German engineering. Clarey still hasn’t finished his book. The man has more excuses than a femistatist. But if he ever does finish the book, or if that fucker Piggott ever completes his third book, you could buy either or both of them through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon and support my sick Supergirl habit which I can’t help because “I’m addicted” and like … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0608 – Waiting On Cappy To Finish His Book.

In this episode Cappy visits The Great One. Cappy still hasn’t finished his book and attempts to cover up the fact that he is lazy by making all sorts of excuses for not writing. Things like health, travelling, people wanting to talk to him, being allergic to cats and other pussy excuses. We also talk about other stuff. If Cappy ever finishes his book you can buy it through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was … Continue reading →

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