The Greasy Pole 0005 – The No Chycks Allowed! Episode

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In this episode: AP and TGO welcome our first guest ever on TGP. AC aka CC. Student debt extravaganza! Having skin in the game. What you can and can not mail to Holland. Red headed HR gurls. Gun laws in Holland. TGO’s dating life. Such as it is. AC and AP are jealous of the fact that TGO can approach 19 year old girls. Is the optimal dating age one half your age plus seven? No it isn’t. Golfing. Rafting with retards. Dancing with dingbats. Why there are no musician groupies amongst the #MeToo bints. AP expects to be paid … Continue reading →

The Greasy Pole 0013 – The Local Artists Episode
The Greasy Pole 0012 – The Getting Lucky With Miss Kentucky Episode
The Greasy Pole 0011 – The Binary Breast Disabled Toilet Episode.
The Greasy Pole 0010 – The English Humour Episode
The Greasy Pole 0009 – The Aaron Clarey’s 12 Rules For Life Episode.
The Greasy Pole 0008 – The Literally Hitler Episode

Anarchy Moment 0244 – The Dead Ends and Destruction of a Sterile Life.

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Warnings. Do not ignore them. Today’s podcast does not contain humour or sarcasm. Today’s podcast may make you confront the emptiness of your life and inspire you to kill yourself. Today’s podcast is not funny or cute. Today’s podcast is very serious. Today’s podcast has no answers. Only questions. I’ll tell you the conclusion right now. There is no solution. You have been warned. I’m throwing a lot of stuff at the wall here. Let me know what sticks and what doesn’t. Gonna spend money to fill that void in your life? Spend that money at my Amazon affiliate link … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0263 – A Four-fecta Of Smackdown.
Anarchy Moment 0262 – Do Any Of You Even Know What Is A Brain Cell?
Anarchy Moment 0261 – Podcasting By The Fire With My Bipolar Girlfriend.
Anarchy Moment 0260 – Wuhan Virus Procrastination Everything Is Racist End Of The World Tuesday Morning Special.
Anarchy Moment 0259 – Ecko-wacko Wet Dream Comes True. Eco-wackos Flock To Orange Man and Beg Him To Save Them.
Anarchy Moment 0258 – The Great One Wastes Part Of His Finite Life Attempting To Warn Women. You’re Welcome.

Anarchy Moment 0208 – The Great One Explains One Of The Many Reasons Women Make Less Money Than Men and Should Not Have Jobs.

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Girls love the idea of getting married. Yet they don’t want to do the work of being married. Girls love the idea of having a career. Yet they don’t want to do the work of engaging in the career related actions. Girls love the idea of being a model. Yet they don’t want to do the modeling. TGO explains one of the many reasons women shouldn’t have jobs. Hey gurls! Now that you have a career spend that money buying shit you don’t need via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0263 – A Four-fecta Of Smackdown.
Anarchy Moment 0262 – Do Any Of You Even Know What Is A Brain Cell?
Anarchy Moment 0261 – Podcasting By The Fire With My Bipolar Girlfriend.
Anarchy Moment 0260 – Wuhan Virus Procrastination Everything Is Racist End Of The World Tuesday Morning Special.
Anarchy Moment 0259 – Ecko-wacko Wet Dream Comes True. Eco-wackos Flock To Orange Man and Beg Him To Save Them.
Anarchy Moment 0258 – The Great One Wastes Part Of His Finite Life Attempting To Warn Women. You’re Welcome.

Stating The Obvious 0615 – Actually This Is The Last Episode of 2019: White Knights and Dope Smoking.

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Right then. This is gonna be the last episode of the podcast I record in 2019. What should we talk about? White knighting for fat womynz. Smoking dope is totally harmless and not addictive at all. If Amazon sold dope and the stoners bought their dope through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. I could buy all the Supergirl statues I don’t need and then some. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen.
Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing.
Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either Take The Yellow/Black Pill or You Are Clueless.
Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.
Stating The Obvious 0624 – Radical Extremist Hardliners! With Extra Anti-Semitism! Oh My!
Stating The Obvious 0623 – Iranians With Guns Installing Hot Tubs. Only The Government Can Save Us (and build the roads).

Stating The Obvious 0335 – Reporter Fired For Attempting To Be Objective. Gasoline Powered Alarm Clock is Energy Star Approved.

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Can you name more brands of beer than U.S. Presidents? You might be a degenerate. Or this study might be stupid. 10 Words And Phrases Girls Habitually Use That Prove They Are Mindless Robots http://www.returnofkings.com/92271/10-words-and-phrases-girls-habitually-use-which-prove-they-are-mindless-robots He forgot “super” as in “Oh my God!!! That’s so super cute!!!” A woman says “Why would I get my cavity (cavity in a tooth) filled when it’s small? You should wait until it’s big enough to be a problem.” And this is one more reason why women shouldn’t vote. http://judgybitch.com/2016/02/08/three-reasons-whywomenshouldnotvote/ http://www.boweryboyshistory.com/2014/11/twelve-great-reasons-why-women-do-not.html KABUL, Afghanistan — American and NATO troops firing from passing convoys and military … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen.
Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing.
Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either Take The Yellow/Black Pill or You Are Clueless.
Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.
Stating The Obvious 0624 – Radical Extremist Hardliners! With Extra Anti-Semitism! Oh My!
Stating The Obvious 0623 – Iranians With Guns Installing Hot Tubs. Only The Government Can Save Us (and build the roads).

Stating The Obvious 0234 – Baby Rabies On OKCupid. 42 Year Old Fat Woman Questing For A Sperm Donor and Co-parent.

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A 42 year old fat woman with two Masters degrees (one from Harvard) who can’t form relationships with people is looking for a man to donate sperm so she can “start getting pregnant” and another man to pay for the child. Apply here: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/co-parenting4us This was brought to my attention by a listener. Thanks J.G. This is the best. She thinks she is unique.  Her description of herself fits every fat femistatist in the United States. Sapiosexual.  Ha.  Haha.  Hahahahaha.  Ha. How much education do you need to be dumb enough to jack off into a turkey baster then get … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen.
Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing.
Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either Take The Yellow/Black Pill or You Are Clueless.
Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.
Stating The Obvious 0624 – Radical Extremist Hardliners! With Extra Anti-Semitism! Oh My!
Stating The Obvious 0623 – Iranians With Guns Installing Hot Tubs. Only The Government Can Save Us (and build the roads).

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make custom gifts at Zazzle Are you a SOPA-idiot? Hillary Says MSNBC is not “real news” Do liberals think Hussein Obama is a god? Yes they do. Health Care Reform Disinformation The Post Office and Health Care Ideology, isims and politics.

Are you a SOPA-idiot?
Are you a SOPA-idiot?
Hillary Says MSNBC is not “real news”
Do liberals think Hussein Obama is a god? Yes they do.
Do liberals think Hussein Obama is a god? Yes they do.
Health Care Reform Disinformation
Health Care Reform Disinformation
The Post Office and Health Care
The Post Office and Health Care
Ideology, isims and politics.
Ideology, isims and politics.
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Stating The Obvious 0419 – Liberals Support Free Speech, Bill Nye Is A Scientist, Hibernation Pods Never Fail and Other Lies.

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Homosexual public school employee reminds us why public schools must be eliminated if the human race is to be saved from extinction. “I’m as gay as the day is long and twice as sunny.” “Just because you believe something doesn’t make it true.” Said the homosexual SJW who believes in global warming and that there is no biological difference between men and women. “You do not have permission to speak and engage my students.” His students? The ones he has sexually molested? You don’t have permission to speak? Permission. To. Speak. “I will call the police if you don’t shut … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen.
Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing.
Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either Take The Yellow/Black Pill or You Are Clueless.
Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.
Stating The Obvious 0624 – Radical Extremist Hardliners! With Extra Anti-Semitism! Oh My!
Stating The Obvious 0623 – Iranians With Guns Installing Hot Tubs. Only The Government Can Save Us (and build the roads).

Anarchy Moment 0160 – For The Next Eight Years We Are Going To Be With Her. 2016 Colorado Election Predictions. #TotallyFucked

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Voting is violence. And when being voted against you have to vote in self-defence. Well, you don’t have to. You can be an anarcho-sissy. I choose self-defence and you can go fuck yourself. This podcast was recorded at 0730 on 8 November, 2016. When you hear it the voting will be over and we will know if my predictions are correct or not. My predictions for the outcome of the 2016 election in The People’s Republic of Colorado: Messiah Overlord Slavemaster President goes to . . . Hillary Cuntin. I mean Klinton. This is a no brainer. U.S. Senator: Michael … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0263 – A Four-fecta Of Smackdown.
Anarchy Moment 0262 – Do Any Of You Even Know What Is A Brain Cell?
Anarchy Moment 0261 – Podcasting By The Fire With My Bipolar Girlfriend.
Anarchy Moment 0260 – Wuhan Virus Procrastination Everything Is Racist End Of The World Tuesday Morning Special.
Anarchy Moment 0259 – Ecko-wacko Wet Dream Comes True. Eco-wackos Flock To Orange Man and Beg Him To Save Them.
Anarchy Moment 0258 – The Great One Wastes Part Of His Finite Life Attempting To Warn Women. You’re Welcome.

Stating The Obvious 0250 – Donald Trump’s Bitch Slap On Megyn Kelly Reminds Us That Women Are Not Equal and Should Go Fuck Themselves.

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Are you equal to me? Here are the criteria for being my equal. Are there any words I am not allowed to say to you or about you? If so you are not my equal. Are you a member of any victim group? If so you are not my equal. Do you have a parasitical relationship with society? If so you are not my equal. Making small dick jokes about men is socially acceptable. Menstruation jokes about women is misogynist and perpetuates the “War On Women”. Menstruation jokes being “off limits” is why women are not equal to men. Women … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen.
Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing.
Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either Take The Yellow/Black Pill or You Are Clueless.
Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.
Stating The Obvious 0624 – Radical Extremist Hardliners! With Extra Anti-Semitism! Oh My!
Stating The Obvious 0623 – Iranians With Guns Installing Hot Tubs. Only The Government Can Save Us (and build the roads).

Stating The Obvious 0213 – “Money Doesn’t Matter To Me” and Other Stupid Things Statists Say

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When someone tells you “Money doesn’t matter to me.” what the person means is: 1. I have no ability to create value for other people. 2. I expect other people to pay my way through life. It never fails. I tell people not to do X but to do Y instead. They keep doing X and I keep telling them to do Y. Then one day they email me and say “Hey, guess what? If I do Y it’s easier than doing X.” Really? No shit? Pretty sure I told you that. Women who are hardcore into watching football are … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen.
Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing.
Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either Take The Yellow/Black Pill or You Are Clueless.
Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.
Stating The Obvious 0624 – Radical Extremist Hardliners! With Extra Anti-Semitism! Oh My!
Stating The Obvious 0623 – Iranians With Guns Installing Hot Tubs. Only The Government Can Save Us (and build the roads).

Yes All Women Are Like That 0008 – Women In Their Natural State: Backstabbing Other Women and Attention Whoring.

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In this episode: Joyce Carol Oates calls white people racist, blames the patriarchy and invokes Hitler. The shitlib trifecta. Bazaar magazine celebrates “the spirit of women in the most natural state.” Covered in expensive makeup. Yet another interview with a woman who’s only accomplishment in life was having breast cancer. She Built NYC is a “campaign to bring more female statues to the city” of New York. Yes, it’s affirmative action for statues. You can buy this shopping bag “bearing a symbol of the international movement.” Guess how much this shopping bag cost. Really. Take a guess. If you’re gonna … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0030 – Strong Independent Fish-bicycle Don’t Need No Man Femistatist Girlboss Who Loves To Travel Episode II – Contemplating Suicide Because She Can’t Find A Man.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0029 – Strong Independent Fish-bicycle Don’t Need No Man Femistatist Girlboss Who Loves To Travel Episode I – Melting Down Because She Can’t Find A Man.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0028 – First World White Girl Problems: A Womynz Guide To Keeping Your Boyfriend and Your Job.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0027 – First World White Girl Problems: What Goes Around Comes (and Cums) Around.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0026 – Teasing The Cock: TGO Never Gets To E. Jean Letters But Does Tell You The Only Thing Women Can Do That Benefits Society.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0025 – First World White Girl Problems: You Need Not Accept The Wall. The Wall Comes For You Acceptance Or Not.

Linkage: 11 July, 2017 – Featuring Age Of Shitlords and Asshole Consulting. #TheTriggering

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Let me start this off with something important. Girls. They (my millions and millions of fans, not the girls) come to me and they say “Great One, what kind of chycks do you like? Other than volleyball chycks. We all know you like the volleyball chycks.” ‘Cause I know y’all are all laying awake at night wondering what style of chycks I like to bang. And I would say unto the multitudes “I like chycks like Nina Skye.” I watched some of her porn videos. For research purposes only. Yes.  I watched one of her videos seven times.  Okay.  Nine … Continue reading →

Linkage: 24 March, 2020 – If Wuhan Virus Was Murdering Unborn Children With Kung Flu Instead Of Boomers Not One Libtard Would Give A Fuck. #CLSology
Linkage: 22 March, 2020 – Wuhan Virus Super Special Update Spectacular Extravaganza With Extra Racism (because everything is racism except for replacing white people #KillAllWhiteMen). #CLSology
Linkage: 10 March, 2020 – On Overcoming The Illusion Of The Importance Of Non-importance. #CLSology
Linkage: 3 March, 2020 – The Low Hanging Fruit of Twitter. #CLSology
Linkage: 25 February, 2020 – Frank Cervi’s Kampf? What About TGO’s Kampf? #CLSology
Linkage: 18 February, 2020 – People’s Republic of Fort Collins Photo Essay. #CLSology

Stating The Obvious 0498 – Illegal Immigrants, Forced Association and Managing Other People’s Emotions.

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Alex Jones on the Joe Rogan. Bill Clinton talks about illegal immigrants. Marketing Over Coffee podcast pimps for forced association. Bill Burr states that you are responsible for managing other people’s emotions. Are you spending money via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link? If not you must be a Nazi. Spend money so I can by this Supergirl figurine I don’t need. Send some commies to Canada. They are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north. Commies To Canada. Bitcoin me bitches and bitchettes. It’s the only crypto-currency that can be used to buy anything. 1JH1h6etHsRMfVNT4YuBh9YLkFFRcMqUsi http://cynlibsoc.com/mp3/sto/STO-0498-2017-12-31.mp3Podcast: … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen.
Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing.
Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either Take The Yellow/Black Pill or You Are Clueless.
Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.
Stating The Obvious 0624 – Radical Extremist Hardliners! With Extra Anti-Semitism! Oh My!
Stating The Obvious 0623 – Iranians With Guns Installing Hot Tubs. Only The Government Can Save Us (and build the roads).

Stating The Obvious 0375 – Two Fat Parasitical Femistatists Expect Me To Manage Their Emotions For Them. I Shit In Their Faces.

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One hour and ten minutes of epic fucking rant. I read writings by two attention whoring femistatist cunts who expect men to be responsible for managing their emotions for them. Trump won. Deal with it. If you were really as afraid as you pretend you are you would be moving to Canada. Once again we see femistatists attempting to invoke the Prime Directive. No white woman from North America must ever experience discomfort. The Great One has some fucking discomfort for you two fat parasitical feminist cunts. No feelings will be spared. Move to Canada or kill yourself. Just stop … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen.
Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing.
Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either Take The Yellow/Black Pill or You Are Clueless.
Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.
Stating The Obvious 0624 – Radical Extremist Hardliners! With Extra Anti-Semitism! Oh My!
Stating The Obvious 0623 – Iranians With Guns Installing Hot Tubs. Only The Government Can Save Us (and build the roads).

Stating The Obvious 0408 – The Infinity Illusion

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Why is the United States in decline? Because of the Infinity Syndrome. The illusion of infinity creates a world view in which that which is important is put off until tomorrow, people don’t bother to learn, and the government is expected to do everything “important” while the 99% still on their asses playing video games or whining about the patriarchy. http://cynlibsoc.com/mp3/sto/STO-0408-2017-03-22.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen. Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing. Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen.
Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing.
Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either Take The Yellow/Black Pill or You Are Clueless.
Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.
Stating The Obvious 0624 – Radical Extremist Hardliners! With Extra Anti-Semitism! Oh My!
Stating The Obvious 0623 – Iranians With Guns Installing Hot Tubs. Only The Government Can Save Us (and build the roads).