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Another Stupid Bitch Story

Posted on September 29, 2009 by TGOSeptember 29, 2009

Here is another story about the stupid people that you stupid fucks what to put in control of healthcare. There is a stupid bitch that I work with, Let’s call her Sara. Actually, there are lots of stupid bitches that I work with – but we are gonna focus on this one. Sara likes to send PDF files to the shared printer, only sometimes they don’t print. Instead the file causes an error and locks up the printer. This is the third time she’s done this. Now, this fat cow has 4 years of college, she is a state employee, … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0504 – Movie Discussion: Life – That’s Not How You Do Quarantine Procedures.

Posted on January 29, 2018 by TGOJanuary 29, 2018

What hot chycks really look like without the benefit of select camera angles. The new Firefox. Still slow. Cleaning out the porn collection. Getting left-wing statists to shut up about rape and Trump’s Twitter. Books: A Billion Wicked Thoughts by Ogi Sgas and Sai Gaddam Why Software Sucks and what you can do about it by David S. Platt Movie: Life Not a terrible movie. Worth you time yet not a classic. Still, TGO has noticed a few problems and he’s gonna point those out for ya. If you think software sucks you should buy stuff via my Amazon affiliate … Continue reading →

The Greasy Pole 0009 – The Aaron Clarey’s 12 Rules For Life Episode.

Posted on December 17, 2018 by TGODecember 17, 2018

Why do you keep trying to climb the greasy pole? Because it’s there. And here it is. In this episode: Lucy and the Ex Good Wife girls in LA writing books sucking and shitting in the heirearchy how to write a book vampyres global warming cities vs country the Z-Man on vertical farming the internet has failed the property bubble in Austrailia internet myths Jordanetics: A Journey Into the Mind of Humanity’s Greatest Thinker by Vox Day And finally what are Aaron Clarey’s 12 Rules For Life? TGO and AP outline Cappy’s next best selling book. At the very least … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious #102

Posted on January 19, 2012 by TGOJanuary 19, 2012

A return to podcasting before I get killed by a drone and my website is shut down. Stating The Obvious #102: If you oppose SOPA you hate children. [display_podcast] You want the government to regulate your entire life and environment from cradle to grave. Why would you think the internet would be an exception? If you oppose SOPA you are probably a child molester. Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen. Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing. Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0322 – Statheist Femistatists Defend Muslim Rapists Episode IV: Woman Lets Rapist Live In Her Home. You Won’t Believe What Happens Next! #Clickbait

Posted on July 4, 2016 by TGOJuly 4, 2016

Much tangenting John McCain was a prisoner in Vietnam. This does not make him a hero. Not getting captured make you a hero. Objectives Of The Solider In Warfare: 1. Accomplish the mission. 2. Stay alive. 3. Keep your fellow men (not women) alive. 4. Don’t get captured. And then stories of Muslims raping women in Europe. Joke Of The Day Women are as smart as men. Woman logic: There is a religion called Islam based on killing homosexuals, raping 12 year old girls, having children with your cousins, stoning people to death and making women walk 2 steps behind … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0255 – The Results of Femistatism: Liberal White Woman from North America Problems – part 3 of 3

Posted on September 7, 2015 by TGOSeptember 7, 2015

Why is this important? Good question. The readers of Elle magazine, and thus the people who write to E. Jean are: From North America. White. Women. Upper middle class or richer. Liberal Democrats. Femistatist who identify as feminists. 40% single. (Are you surprised they can’t find men?) Thus these people are the results of femistatism. Looking at their problems gives an indicator of what will happen to your life if you are a femistatist. In addition to being a warning we can examine these women, their world views and their problems to see the many flaws of femistatism. Demographics of … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0556 – If You Keep Pretending Young Women Are Not Being Told All Men Are Rapist and Murders Maybe It Will Go Away.

Posted on October 8, 2018 by TGOOctober 8, 2018

Why Kavanaugh’s victory is good and why it is bad. Kavanaugh then joined George W. Bush’s legal team in time to argue against the ballot recount in Florida; eventually he would be made White House Staff Secretary, responsible for all documents going to and returning from President Bush’s desk, as well as for coordinating policy makers and speechwriters. In this capacity, he would have had immense latitude to shape the legal doctrines that made the Bush presidency such a disaster: the prosecution of the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, the internment of prisoners without due process in Guantanamo Bay and their torture … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0565 – You Can’t Make A Ho A Housewife. Your Ideology Can’t Survive Impact With Reality. Yoga Pants Girl Climbs A Ladder.

Posted on November 26, 2018 by TGONovember 26, 2018

Boys and girls. Listen to The Great One. You. Can. Not. Make. A. Ho. A. House. Wife. You are not special. You have no magical powers that exempt you from this rule. Not you nor any other man who has ever lived or ever will live can make a ho a house wife. Let’s examine the whole affair with Lucy with a focus on the soy boy husband. And yea… More of me bragging. In case you are wondering, yes there will be a third episode on this event with more analysis. I’m making notes. And after that I’m going … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0506 – Book Discussion: The One Device – The Secret History of The iPhone. Episode I: Fuck The Earth. I Think Different!

Posted on February 2, 2018 by TGOFebruary 2, 2018

Oh Apple users. You are such tools. You hate capitalism and rich people. Apple is the greatest richest capitalist venture in the history of the human species. And you swallow more of Apples cum than you swallowed of Hussein Obama’s cum. The One Device – The Secret History of The iPhone by Brian Merchant is an excellent book. Highly recommend. Brian talks to people at Apple – as much as he can thanks to the layers of NDAs Apple enforces with it’s employees. He delves into the history of the technologies that make up the iPhone. Steve Jobs did not … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0236 – Guns On Mars, Responsibility, Consequences and Greenwashing.

Posted on June 19, 2015 by TGOJune 19, 2015

The move Last Days on Mars. When you go to another planet take a fucking gun. Captain Capitalism agrees with me. I talked about the post by Roosh – People Should Not Be Allowed Unlimited Personal Freedom – http://www.rooshv.com/people-should-not-be-allowed-unlimited-personal-freedom – and now Aaron has voiced his opinion on that post as well. Other than making excuses for Roosh’s statism Aaron and The Great One are on the same page. Maximum Freedom, Maximum Responsibility – http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com/2015/06/maximum-freedom-maximum-responsibility.html Also Cappy’s flagged YouTube video is back. Watch it now before some social justice warrior gets it removed again. I started reading the book The … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0093 – My Predictions For The Upcoming Ballot Issues In Colorado

Posted on October 1, 2014 by TGOOctober 1, 2014

In the Soviet Socialist State of Colorado for November 2014 there are four measure on the ballot. Amendment 67: Definition of Person and Child This is the Pro-Life movement trying to set the stage to make abortion illegal. Liberals argue against this amendment by saying it “allows government intrusion into the personal health care decisions on individuals and families and makes no exceptions for the privacy of the doctor-patient relationship.” These are the same people who support Obamacare. More evidence that left-wing statists are completely devoid of reasoning skills. Outcome: Will not pass and will not be close. Amendment 68: … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0600 – There Is A Special Place In Hell For Anyone Who Encourages Retarded People To Attend College.

Posted on October 9, 2019 by TGOOctober 9, 2019

I thought this was going to be a one and done. One shot, one kill. One hit wonder. Not a chance. I continue to ridicule Carly Gilson and everyone else who thinks retarded people should pay money to attend college. Especially since these retarded people aren’t even getting diplomas. They get certificates. And “the college experience”. Otherwise known as “being ass fucked by libtarded SJWs”. Source material for this episode: https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/New-Texas-AM-Aggie-ACHIEVE-Program-Gives-Special-Needs-Students-College-Experience-562218991.html http://www.thebatt.com/news/believing-is-achieveing/article_58a9779a-c23e-11e9-a9a1-13532fb2a564.html https://www.statesman.com/news/20190817/mom-sought-4-year-college-program-for-learning-disabled-son-then-helped-aampm-create-one http://CynLibSoc.com/clsology/sources/STO-0600-Sources.odt Spend! Consume! Buy! Cyber-begging! Use my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon to buy shit you don’t need. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0220 – 0630 Sunday Morning. Too Tired To Rant.

Posted on July 3, 2019 by TGOJuly 3, 2019

Guess what The Great One is doing today? If you guessed “putting stuff into boxes and taking the boxes to storage” then you guessed right. TGO hates leaf blowers. Getting water out of a water bed. More complicated than you think. My fuck ups in the packing process. A distinct lack of hot chycks at 0630 on Sunday. Get those damn fiat currency federal reserve cuck bucks out of your pockets via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need and support the evils of the free market. Send some commies … Continue reading →

Cult Of Personality 0012 – Under The Messiah Corporate Profits After Taxes Are Higher Than Under Bush.

Posted on January 20, 2017 by TGOJanuary 20, 2017

Today the God-Emperor Trump assumes control of the United States. Let us pause to reflect on all the promises Hussein Obama made in his Blueprint For Change. In the last eight years: Poor people stopped being poor. The rich paid their fair share. Women and black people achieved equality. Everyone got free healthcare. The cost of college went down. The quality of education went up. The government became transparent. And not one innocent person was killed by a flying robot. Because it’s not murder if a black person does it. It’s the final day of life “under Obama”. What is … Continue reading →

No More Volleyball Chycks?

Posted on August 13, 2017 by TGOAugust 13, 2017

“Say it isn’t true!” I hear what you are saying. And it isn’t true. But there will be fewer volleyball chycks. Wait. Before you grab your pitchforks and torches hear me out. Change is good. Look at all the wonderful things resulting from eight years of Hussein Obama. Julia was under Obama and his change for eight years and she will never want for anything again in her life. Enough about Julia. Let’s talk about chycks. Going forward (Forward!) providing I remember to make it happen (we know how my memory works – it don’t) this is how things are … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0222 – You Can’t Escape Your Failure By Running Away.

Posted on July 10, 2019 by TGOJuly 10, 2019

Your failure is probably caused by you and where ever you go, there you are. Still being a failure. I’m not saying that a change of location can’t contribute to a change for the better in yourself. I’m saying that simply changing location and not changing anything else isn’t going to fix your problems. But try explaining this to a woman. You can’t. And this is one reason why women “love to travel”. Gonna buy a travel guide to another country in a desperate attempt to outrun your failure by avoiding going to the gym? Buy that damn book via … Continue reading →