Stating The Obvious – 0074

The messiah himself, King Hussein Obama, is in Denver signing his stimulus.

Journalists think that “stimulus” is a noun.

King Hussein is going to give more power to the National Security Council. Expanding its membership and increasing its authority. Nation building, climate change and infrastructure are now under the authority of the NSC. How ’bout them civil liberties now assholes?

King Hussein seeks permission from the sissy Europeans and the drunk Russians to put a missile shield in Europe. I told you people Hussein wouldn’t fart without permission from the French.

The problem with the bailout money going to CEO bonuses isn’t where the money is going, the problem is that Hussein is giving away the corporate welfare to begin with.

You can not create “artificial demand” in a free market economy. The fact that it is artificial means it’s not really a demand.

How fucking stupid can you people be. If you are unemployed what are you doing going to Starbucks to buy coffee? I don’t feel sorry for you bitch. If you can afford Starbucks you can’t be hurting that bad.

The whining and self-pity of the unemployed. If you are looking for a job here is a news flash: All the people who are hiring are busy creating wealth, stop bugging them and getting in their faces. They are busy, not unemployed like you. Drop off your resume and go the fuck away.

King Hussein kisses union ass in order to get votes in the next election. Hussein has already signed four “union friendly” executive orders.

California state offices shut down as workers take a day off without pay. King Hussein admits the stimulus is a spending bill.

King Hussein believes that things which have already happened in the past may or may not happen. Video coming soon.

Failure to raise taxes could turn a “crisis” into a “catastrophe”. The recession is “long”? It just fucking started when Hussein took office. I never even noticed we were in a “recession” until King Hussein told me. The federal government is “the only power” that can save us. I’m gonna fucking puke. The government is the power which is destroying our economy. It’s King Hussein’s “artificial demands” which are going to bring the system down. The things which have weakened the private sector are taxes, regulations and government.

The Repeat/Delete comic is getting the feminazis all upset. Outraged feminazi declares “I am not a sex object!” Yea, no shit you aren’t.

King Hussein may inject $3 trillion dollars into the economy. The government is going to “create jobs”. How? What jobs? Explain this. What fucking jobs are you going to create? The government can’t “create” jobs because it can only finance those jobs by taking money away from people who work or by borrowing it.

King Hussein is going to give a tax break to people who don’t pay income taxes. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU! HUSSEIN HAS SUCKED OFF THE UNIONS AND SWALLOWED THEIR LOAD, NOW HE’S GIVING A RIM JOB TO THE POOR. WHO DOESN’T PAY TAXES, WHY DON’T THEY PAY TAXES AND WHY SHOULD THEY HAVE A TAX BREAK? EVERYONE SHOULD PAY INCOME TAX. THERE SHOULD BE A MINIMUM FUCKING INCOME TAX. YOU WANNA BE PART OF SOCIETY THEN PAY YOUR FUCKING FAIR SHARE!!!! FUCK POOR PEOPLE! PAY YOUR FUCKING FAIR SHARE! I’VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOU PARASITES. PAY YOUR FAIR SHARE OR DIE.

If you child ever fucking bites me, I’m gonna kill it. I fully advocate a leash law for children – not joking, at all. You children are a burden on society as it is. Control them, or I’ll control them for you.

In addition to taxing the poor, it’s time to tax the church.

If you have a hyphenated last name nobody gives a fuck what you think.