The CLS Sandbox

Unless you are a cute girl leave me the hell alone for the rest of December. In this episode: Black Rifle Coffee Company fucks up my order. The Great One does theatre for free. TGO survived the December gigs and wants to be left alone. Cute girls with boyfriends. Fatties get angered when TGO flirts with cute girls. Setting up email for people who buy really cheap website packages. Signing contracts you haven’t read. Girls take over the Boy Scouts because girls can’t even cut and paste. “Would you consider partnering with us . . .” If you read contracts … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen.

Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing.

Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either Take The Yellow/Black Pill or You Are Clueless.

Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.

Stating The Obvious 0624 – Radical Extremist Hardliners! With Extra Anti-Semitism! Oh My!

Stating The Obvious 0623 – Iranians With Guns Installing Hot Tubs. Only The Government Can Save Us (and build the roads).

Give me your money when you shop at Amazon.com via http://cls.link or you hate children! The debate now rages. Is there a delay in the recording process between when I hear the audio and when it’s recorded. Yet again I sing along (yea, it’s less singing and more making terrible noise) with the intro music and I am lagging behind the lyrics. This will be investigated and resolved in upcoming podcasts. Because this is what’s important. Screw the decline of Western Civilization. My ego is job one here at the CLS. In today’s episode I point at the obvious active … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen.

Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing.

Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either Take The Yellow/Black Pill or You Are Clueless.

Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.

Stating The Obvious 0624 – Radical Extremist Hardliners! With Extra Anti-Semitism! Oh My!

Stating The Obvious 0623 – Iranians With Guns Installing Hot Tubs. Only The Government Can Save Us (and build the roads).

Why is this important? Good question. The readers of Elle magazine, and thus the people who write to E. Jean are: From North America. White. Women. Upper middle class or richer. Liberal Democrats. Femistatist who identify as feminists. 40% single. (Are you surprised they can’t find men?) Thus these people are the results of femistatism. Looking at their problems gives an indicator of what will happen to your life if you are a femistatist. In addition to being a warning we can examine these women, their world views and their problems to see the many flaws of femistatism. Demographics of … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen.

Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing.

Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either Take The Yellow/Black Pill or You Are Clueless.

Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.

Stating The Obvious 0624 – Radical Extremist Hardliners! With Extra Anti-Semitism! Oh My!

Stating The Obvious 0623 – Iranians With Guns Installing Hot Tubs. Only The Government Can Save Us (and build the roads).

This is part 3 of a 4 part series. More stories from the gym. Put down the cellphone and lift weights. The entirety of left-wing statist social justice warrior “thought” (brainwashing might be a better word) can be summed up in six words. “Racist. Sexist. Homophobic. Donald Trump. KKK.” That’s all they have. Once you hear any of those words you know you have won. But I know people whose parents never mentioned college because they knew they couldn’t pay for it, or they didn’t recognize its value. Why did those kids get screwed? Answer: Marriage. If an organized collective … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen.

Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing.

Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either Take The Yellow/Black Pill or You Are Clueless.

Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.

Stating The Obvious 0624 – Radical Extremist Hardliners! With Extra Anti-Semitism! Oh My!

Stating The Obvious 0623 – Iranians With Guns Installing Hot Tubs. Only The Government Can Save Us (and build the roads).

Soon we will crown the next King of the United States, King Hussein I. And yes, he is black. I said it. Go ahead a call me a racist. Fuck you. I’m feeling like Darth Vader today. As soon as Black-bama got elected he started to back out of all the promises he made while running for King, and I’m gonna remind you about this all the time, every chance I get. King Hussein says there will be an “immediate” withdrawal of the troops from Iraq. Bullshit! In one year, and even in four years, the DEA will still be … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen.

Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing.

Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either Take The Yellow/Black Pill or You Are Clueless.

Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.

Stating The Obvious 0624 – Radical Extremist Hardliners! With Extra Anti-Semitism! Oh My!

Stating The Obvious 0623 – Iranians With Guns Installing Hot Tubs. Only The Government Can Save Us (and build the roads).

Yes! TGO returns. Yes! TGO is sick and sounds like shit. Yes! TGO reads from The Millennial’s Guide to Changing The World – A new Generation’s Handbook to Being Yourself & Living With Purpose by in-demand author and consultant Alison Lea Sher and makes fun of millennials. Yes! Yes! And yes! Links for this episode: https://www.facebook.com/pg/Parker-East-287554534610041/about/?ref=page_internal https://www.youtube.com/user/MrParkerEast/videos Just enjoy the fucking decline and buy shit you don’t need through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen.

Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing.

Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either Take The Yellow/Black Pill or You Are Clueless.

Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.

Stating The Obvious 0624 – Radical Extremist Hardliners! With Extra Anti-Semitism! Oh My!

Stating The Obvious 0623 – Iranians With Guns Installing Hot Tubs. Only The Government Can Save Us (and build the roads).

It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself. — Thomas Jefferson I’d really like to record this today. I hate computers. Is this fucking thing going to actually work or must I drop-kick $1200 of technology out the window? Outside the studio there are a load of mostly naked college kids playing slip and slide. CLS has a new i7 computer running Gentoo Linux. It’s awesome. I’m being distracted by the college girls. Especially the girl in the purple shirt. And I’m spilling my drink. We are recording today on the backup system … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen.

Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing.

Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either Take The Yellow/Black Pill or You Are Clueless.

Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.

Stating The Obvious 0624 – Radical Extremist Hardliners! With Extra Anti-Semitism! Oh My!

Stating The Obvious 0623 – Iranians With Guns Installing Hot Tubs. Only The Government Can Save Us (and build the roads).