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Stating The Obvious – 0081

Posted on May 27, 2009 by TGOMay 27, 2009

“Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.” — Douglas Casey Global warming continues to fall from the sky in the form of snow. Soon we will all be dead. The cruise missile of my intellect is ready for launch. It will seek out and destroy stupidity. Watched the movie Taken this morning with Randi. It was a good movie. You know how liberal Democrats love Europe so much, but they hate rich people – what about rich Euro-trash. Why don’t liberals hate rich Euro-trash and rich Europeans? … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0364 – Colorado Election Analysis Episode III: It Doesn’t Cost Money To Tell People Smoking Is Unhealthy.

Posted on November 7, 2016 by TGONovember 7, 2016

Once again, with yet another added reason, why you (yes you) should vote for The Trump: 1. In the presidential election voting doesn’t really matter. The President is selected by the corporations, NSA, CIA, military-industrial complex, and so forth. No one could vote for Hillary and she is still going to win. Your fucking vote doesn’t fucking count you fucking fucktard. 2. For eight years the government agencies have hidden behind Hussain Obama’s black skin. They look forward to hiding behind Hillary’s cunt. Electing Trump will take that away from them. Orange hair don’t hide mistakes. Just ask any fat … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0336 – There Is Nothing That “Is” Separate From The Observer. It Depends On What The Meaning Of The Word “Is” Is.

Posted on August 10, 2016 by TGOAugust 10, 2016

Can true objectivity, then, exist? Time Magazine founder, Henry Luce, said, “Show me a man who thinks he’s objective and I’ll show you a man who’s deceiving himself.” He may have a point, given that journalists are people who come from diverse backgrounds, and life experiences. However, striving to remain objective is the only way for the media to remain independent. Otherwise, news would merely be propaganda. Back in his office, at the Atlanta Progressive News, Matthew Cardinale has revamped the website to reflect APN’s new progressive editorial policy. The firing of Jonathan Springston elicited a flurry of comments on … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0218 – White Woman From North America Problems part 1 of 2

Posted on March 16, 2015 by TGOMarch 16, 2015

Vanity thy name is woman. Why do white women in North America want to keep black people in Africa poor? I’ll explain it to you. In Africa a woman having a husband who works while she stays home to take care of the children is enlightened. In North America a woman who stays home to take care of children while her husband works is oppressed and a victim of the patriarchy. A woman writes to E. Jean for advice. She is intelligent and adventurous. Her psychiatrist agrees she needs to be cherished and celebrated. Her husband, the man she chose … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0465 – Worst Hotel Ever and The Great One In Love.

Posted on September 27, 2017 by TGOSeptember 27, 2017

Buy stuff you don’t need via my affiliate link at cls.link. Send a commie to Canada over at Commies To Canada. Give me bitcoin. That stuff is worthless anyhow. You don’t want it. 1JH1h6etHsRMfVNT4YuBh9YLkFFRcMqUsi In this episode: The worst hotel ever. When I went up to my room the toilet already had shit in it. The probably charge extra for that. The Great One finds the woman he wants to have children with. She is of course not interested. http://cynlibsoc.com/mp3/sto/STO-0465-2017-09-23.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen. Stating … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0382 – Pizzagate, The Failures of Democracy, and The Stupidity of Statists.

Posted on January 2, 2017 by TGOJanuary 2, 2017

Once again I never get around to the things I was going to podcast about. What I do talk about is… Trump is not the Messiah. The right-wing statists have not won. The left-wing statists are going to come at you with more hatred than you have ever seen in your life. How about you left-wing statists exercise integrity for one time in you life. One time only. You said you would go to Canada if Trump won. Get the fuck out. Pizzagate sure was “debunked” awfully fast. I wonder if that’s because Democrats were involved. And what does it … Continue reading →

Omar Mateen Was Gay? Who Saw That Coming? The Great One, Himself. That’s Who.

Posted on June 18, 2016 by TGOJune 18, 2016

The day of the shooting I googled Omar Fucktard Mateen and this was the first photo I found. This was the photo the media was using because it showed him as: Young Whitish Feminized Not yet fat All of these helped to make him a victim of the patriarchy instead of a Murdering Muslim Fucktard. Today I type his name into Google and what comes up? The FBI is investigating reports that Orlando nightclub shooter Omar Mateen used gay dating apps and regularly visited Pulse before he shot more than 100 people inside, killing 49. At least five people have … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0299 – The Scott Adams Collective Will Make All Children Equal In Options and Information. Or Else.

Posted on March 18, 2016 by TGOMarch 18, 2016

This is part 3 of a 4 part series. More stories from the gym. Put down the cellphone and lift weights. The entirety of left-wing statist social justice warrior “thought” (brainwashing might be a better word) can be summed up in six words. “Racist. Sexist. Homophobic. Donald Trump. KKK.” That’s all they have. Once you hear any of those words you know you have won. But I know people whose parents never mentioned college because they knew they couldn’t pay for it, or they didn’t recognize its value. Why did those kids get screwed? Answer: Marriage. If an organized collective … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0208 – The Great One Explains One Of The Many Reasons Women Make Less Money Than Men and Should Not Have Jobs.

Posted on February 15, 2019 by TGOFebruary 15, 2019

Girls love the idea of getting married. Yet they don’t want to do the work of being married. Girls love the idea of having a career. Yet they don’t want to do the work of engaging in the career related actions. Girls love the idea of being a model. Yet they don’t want to do the modeling. TGO explains one of the many reasons women shouldn’t have jobs. Hey gurls! Now that you have a career spend that money buying shit you don’t need via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0188 – Road Rantz!

Posted on March 16, 2018 by TGOMarch 16, 2018

Ranting while driving down MUH ROADS. Rant about what? Girls. Doctor Who. Stuff. Things. Deadpool. More girls. And shenanigans. You can get your rantz out by spending money via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. I promise you I will buy this Supergirl figurine I don’t need. Send some commies to Canada where all the babies are scientists. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north (because they are not scientists) and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies … Continue reading →

Ideology, isims and politics.

Posted on December 26, 2009 by TGODecember 26, 2009

Intelligence has obvious dropped in the 50 years since this movie was made. Yea, it’s dorky and totally 50s, but plays pretty straight with the facts. https://youtu.be/_se8c-wN35M Are you a SOPA-idiot? Hillary Says MSNBC is not “real news” Do liberals think Hussein Obama is a god? Yes they do. Which one is a trend? Hussein Obama pushes forward in his War on Freedom. What’s funny and what’s not funny about Hussein Obama.

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Anarchy Moment 0254 – Christmas Morning by The Fire Place

Posted on December 25, 2019 by TGODecember 25, 2019

Merry Christmas and Heil Hitler! The Great One records while sitting next to the fire place on a lovely Christmas morning here in the People’s Republic of Fort Collins located in the Soviet Sector of Colorado. In this episode: Being grateful for rejection. The phrase I couldn’t think of is opportunity cost. Listener email about TGO bitching about podcasters who can’t figure out how to name their files. Cyberbegging. What women really think of men who give money to homeless people. What women really think of men who use Apple computers. The Great One bitching. Bitching about The Great One … Continue reading →

Linkage: 2 February 2016

Posted on February 2, 2016 by TGOFebruary 2, 2016

As a child of Generation X (aka Gen eXtended adolescence), I used to consider smart phone addiction as just a minor first world problem for Millenials and Generation Z. Nowadays, I stare in dumbfounded amazement at how swiftly and completely the iBorg has assimilated across all the generations of we the sheeple. Nearly all denizens of our Brave New World Order are now plugged in to the mindmeld of endless solipsism supply on teh Interwebz, thanks to the unholy combination of NSA data-mining apps social MEdia and the 24-7 connection to M.A.D.’s. http://hawaiianlibertarian.blogspot.com/2016/01/the-technical-ecstasy-of-handheld.html Everybody is so fuckin’ sensitive. It sucks. … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0014 – First World White Girl Problems: Sometimes Women Are Right. Dump The Loser.

Posted on March 18, 2019 by TGOMarch 18, 2019

In this episode of first world white girl problems: She’s fucking a married man. The drunk guy at work loves her. Her husband is too fat to get his dick hard. He doesn’t spend more than $40 on a women on a dinner date and if she don’t put out after three dates he dumps her. He doesn’t want our family to come to our home. She wants to fuck the bad boy. A “good man” come along and now she feels suffocated. Her boyfriend got a tattoo in memory of his dead dog. Call it “satire” if that helps … Continue reading →

Where is today’s podcast you lazy wanker?

Posted on August 3, 2018 by TGOAugust 3, 2018

Greetings friends and enemies. You say unto The Great One, Himself “Hey Great One you lazy fucker. Where is today’s podcast?” And TGO says unto you, the millions and millions of fans, you ain’t getting one today. I was going to record an episode this morning after trail running and before the gym. And then you were gonna get repeats all next week ’cause I’m gonna be busy as fuck next week and zero recording time. But that’s not how it worked out. I actually recorded three episodes of the ‘cast today and you’re gonna get all of those next … Continue reading →

College Kid ‘Cast 0012 – “Americans today have been taught a history of failed communism…” Whines A Zoomer. That’s Because Communism Has Never Been Successful.

Posted on February 26, 2020 by TGOFebruary 26, 2020

In today’s episode a slightly drunk Great One yells at the interwebz about all kinds of stuff. Eventually he gets around to talking about a stupid college zoomer that might be a boy or might be a girl but is certainly overweight and thinks that we shouldn’t be dissing on Marxism. Because capitalism sucks. All the things capitalism provides for fat zoomers who don’t know if they are boys or girls are good. But the part where other people profit is bad. M’kay? Buy the Communist Manifesto through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. I will profit and use the … Continue reading →