Does TGO Live?
If you call this living, then yes.
It’s not that bad. I’m not getting divorce raped so I got that going for me.
I am surrounded by hot babes coming back for college and have no time to approach them because . . . reasons. And adventures.
I got stories. I just don’t have time to tell the stories yet.
This week is gonna be sketchy for the posting but I’m gonna try (there is no try, there is do or do not) to get a podcast recorded this week and fill you in on the blow-ups of TGO’s life.
I have however been listening to The Dick Show, T.J. Martinell and The God Damn Bacon. So I got that going for me.
And the Supergirl shrine has been restored. Everything else to total chaos.
Here’s something to help you get thru Monday. You’re welcome.
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- Not fat. No tattoos. No hairy armpits. Probably has a boyfriend.
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- Questions for men. Would you hit that?
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- They aren’t teachers but they are threesum worthy.
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- Dear Canada; Thank you for sending us your volleyball chycks.
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- I’ll take that over a sex doll. Maybe it’s just me though.
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- Volleyball chycks work much harder than Peter Singer ever will.
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- Four reasons to vote for volleyball chycks.
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- Hot as fuck but still has nothing to choose from when it comes to men.
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- The Great One does not need a corporation to help him find volleyball chycks.
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- I’d rather see that raking my lawn. And you kids stay off my lawn.
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- The CLS is not opposed to volleyball chycks.
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- Two reasons to vote volleyball chycks.
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- I don’t care how she would do on the test. She can tie her own shoe and is thus smarter than the average statist.
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- She was not in the bathtub with TGO. But she should have been.
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- One inclusive hot volleyball chyck.
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- The finger of blame. You dare not point it at single mothers.
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- Girls send each other secret signals.
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- The first thing I check is the amount of hair on her upper lip.
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- What women should do.
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- A femistatist may be right sometimes – but she will never be this adorable.
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- Left-wing statist hate me for posting this photo. If it were a photo of a 12 year old boy and I was homosexual I would be praised for my bravery.
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- The Great One would do that.
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- You wouldn’t have to force me to buy this.
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- She needs to get that ass into my face so I can eat that pie.
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- Volleyball chycks. Yummy.
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- I’d like to smoke a Churchill.
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- The interwebz don’t make you smart but volleyball chycks make me happy.
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- Younger and thinner. Dangerous.
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- Fuck fairy tales. Volleyball chycks are in it to win it.
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- Sometimes volleyball chycks are hawt.
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- Age of consent should be when you are this hot.
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- She’s in the right position to dominate the market.
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- She’s not Russian but I’m willing to sacrifice for my country and bang her anyhow.
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- Volleyball chycks are a thing. Who knew?
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- Volleyball chycks are sexy. But volleyball is not a job.
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- She can kick my ass at chess any day.
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- Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
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- You guessed it. We need more chycks in bikinis.
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- This may surprise you but I’d hit that.
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- TGO observes a nice view from down here.
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- Coming soon to Fort Collins: A law against volleyball chycks.
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- I care about volleyball chycks.
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- Which one is the baby of sugar?
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- This is what men desire. Not wall-hitters.
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- The Great One would triple down on that. Three times.
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- Way hotter than Kelsey Big Ham.
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- What girls look like when they are not femistatists.
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- Speaking of things I’d like to invade . . .
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- I’d destroy that.
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- Someone call that phone and make it vibrate.
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- Trad Thot or not, still hot.
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- I masturbate to volleyball chycks. But I’m not trying to “save Western Civilization”.
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- Never give up chycks. Contain them.
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- Being a volleyball chyck is hot but it’s not a job.
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- I think I’ve identified the solution.
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- A volleyball chyck this hot don’t work for free. She knows better.
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- Volleyball chycks don’t need to make up looking hot. They are.
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- Millennial boys will never figure out how to open that.
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- All your volleyball chycks are belong to us.
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- The only kind of tight end women should be concerned with.
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- More men than women use Twitter and hot volleyball chycks don’t give a squat.
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- Dear E. Jean; Nice view from down here. TGO
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- Speaking of things I’d like to climb…
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- I’d put a bumper sticker on that.
WTF is this apparent link between girls who play volleyball and their apparent lack of decent tits.
Bring back the rack.
If they are too top heavy it throws off their balance?
I’m just spitballing here. But I’d rather be balling volleyball girls.
I’m not all that excited about big racks. I don’t player hate on no one who likes big racks. Just saying that’s low priority for TGO.
GO, I’m not implying size D cups, but rather a nice respectable bust if you know what I mean….. there is one particular photo in that montage of a girl with abs and a chest so flat that the torso could almost be mistaken for that of a male.
You’re not wrong.
Maybe we’re the bad people for assuming the gender of these volleyball chycks….?