The CLS Sandbox – Page 2 – Not A Safe Space

Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.

Happy Monday. The Great One was going to talk about books he’s reading. Instead . . . Starting the podcast off with stories of theft things quickly degenerate into The Great One reminding you that: You are tax cattle. You are a slave. The government doesn’t care about you. Your precious National Socialist government will never exist and even if it does will not save you. Taxation is theft. Taxation is 100% theft. No one has consented to being taxed. You should go outside and get some fresh air and sunshine. Then there is this interesting bit in the Colorado … Continue reading →

College Kid ‘Cast 0013 – Nineteen Year Old Children Enlighten Us Old Stupid People.

Yes it’s true – you are getting Friday’s podcast on Saturday. Yesterday was a shit-storm of activity coupled with the interwebz dropping out. But I know you survived because my listeners are survivors. On with it . . . Katrina and Fynn take the time to enlighten us stupid people about politics. You are, wait I mean “u r” gonna wanna tune in to this episode to get ‘hold of some serious wisdom. For example did you know that telling lies is how you prove your dedication? And of course open boarders are good m’kay followed by fagtag why can’t … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0624 – Radical Extremist Hardliners! With Extra Anti-Semitism! Oh My!

More “news” from more “journalist” today. Today we have a good example of how “journalism” uses nebulous words which don’t really mean anything to scare low intelligence people. Today’s headlines: Base Shooter Had Radical Views Radical views. You see that? His views are “radical”. Which of course means anti-Semitic. Weinstein Reaches $47 Million Settlement And where did the “journalists” get this information? From “people familiar with the matter.” On the one hand I want to make fun of (((Weinstein))) for the (((obvious reasons))). On the other hand why shouldn’t he fuck women who are willing to fuck him to get … Continue reading →

Linkage: 3 March, 2020 – The Low Hanging Fruit of Twitter. #CLSology

The Great One is in a foul mood this morning. What else is new you ask. More importantly, why should you care. You came here for some linkage not to hear about TGO’s feelz. Thing is that what with TGO being in such a state of grumpiness and lack of sleep you may or may not be getting any linkage. What to do? Press on of course. One must only go forward. I’d like to comment upon some of Piggott’s writings but that would require a serious time investment on my part. More time than I can spare right now. … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0623 – Iranians With Guns Installing Hot Tubs. Only The Government Can Save Us (and build the roads).

I like the news. Do you like the news? After a few updates on things that piss me off we get to the news. Without the government who will regulate plumbers? Or to put it another way, men are stupid. The government of Texas will now allow you to leave your home with your own property. Gangs will run wild. Pence celebrates diversity in the military. So much for making America great again. Spend! Consume! Debt. My Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need. Send some commies to Canada. They said … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0258 – The Great One Wastes Part Of His Finite Life Attempting To Warn Women. You’re Welcome.

In this early morning episode of filled with anarchy The Great One talks about being grateful for sunlight, never kissing his sister, and attempts to warn women that yes they do need men. Women will not listen and continue to provide TGO with endless entertainment. Do your fish-bicycle shopping through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need and support the evils of the free market. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada … Continue reading →

College Kid ‘Cast 0012 – “Americans today have been taught a history of failed communism…” Whines A Zoomer. That’s Because Communism Has Never Been Successful.

In today’s episode a slightly drunk Great One yells at the interwebz about all kinds of stuff. Eventually he gets around to talking about a stupid college zoomer that might be a boy or might be a girl but is certainly overweight and thinks that we shouldn’t be dissing on Marxism. Because capitalism sucks. All the things capitalism provides for fat zoomers who don’t know if they are boys or girls are good. But the part where other people profit is bad. M’kay? Buy the Communist Manifesto through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. I will profit and use the … Continue reading →

Linkage: 25 February, 2020 – Frank Cervi’s Kampf? What About TGO’s Kampf? #CLSology

The Great One sits down at the computer to write linkage and . . . I don’t know yet. I just started. Is TGO going to exhamine Adam Piggott’s post about homosexuals coming for/on/in your children? Even TGO doesn’t know right this moment. You may wonder how it is that TGO knows not his own future. Let The Great One tell you about it. All of us, yes even The Great One, Himself – founder of the Cynical Libertarian Society, on the internet since 1999, podcasting for 15 years, who is right, has always been right, will always be right, … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0622 -The Great One Offends Everyone. But It’s Art and I’ve Been Doing This For Months So It’s Freedom Of Speech.

Trigger Warning: If you are asian you might be highly offended by this episode as I totally forgot to insult asians. I’m sure that now I’m racist against asians since I didn’t say anything about you. Fucking Jesus Christ on a stick (now that’s some art!) get over yourself. I’ll insult asians next time around. This episode is maybe just a bit offensive. Snowflakes might experience some melting. In this episode: Maybe not everyone is cut out for college. Police collar bestiality suspect. Get it? Get it? Fagtag journalism degree. Man kills three children and shoots his girlfriend in the … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0028 – First World White Girl Problems: A Womynz Guide To Keeping Your Boyfriend and Your Job.

After telling you about my morning we read a comment on the website and discover that yes, all women are like that. Then it’s off to first world white girl problems! In this episode of first world white girl problems: She wants to keep her boyfriend and she can’t lose her job. What is the obvious way to achieve theses two results? Her relationship with the boyfriend has “trust, loyalty, love and happiness” but he will not marry her. Should she leave him and find a man who will pay for “her day”. Call it “satire” if that helps you … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0027 – First World White Girl Problems: What Goes Around Comes (and Cums) Around.

In this episode of first world white girl problems: Her boyfriend is smarter than her and makes more money than her. Of course he is and of course he does. If he didn’t he wouldn’t be her boyfriend. Women don’t date down. Men date down. She’s a “newspaperwoman” on the West Coast. We’ve already identified the problem. She “somehow” let a man who isn’t the father of her child think he isn’t the father of her child. All will become obvious soon as “the baby won’t look like the new guy.” Her fiance quit his job to live off her … Continue reading →

Linkage: 18 February, 2020 – People’s Republic of Fort Collins Photo Essay. #CLSology

They say (you know, “they” – they say so it must be true) that a photo is worth a thousand words. This will be the longest edition of linkage ever. I’ve posted this one before but it never gets old. Yes, it really was a woman driver. I saw here get out of the car. I also saw that she didn’t bother to check if her car was between the lines. Why should she? Women don’t need to follow rules and women face no consequences. Ever. That’s why they should vote and have jobs. That’s why you should man up … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0026 – Teasing The Cock: TGO Never Gets To E. Jean Letters But Does Tell You The Only Thing Women Can Do That Benefits Society.

You people should grateful that you listen to my podcast. And remember – if you are listening to this podcast without giving me money you are stealing. I was intending to read some E. Jean letters. That didn’t work out. I started telling a story, which lead to another story, which lead down a rabbit hole on the interwebz, which lead to me having a revelation in which I gain understanding of the only thing a woman can do with her life which allows her to contribute to society, then we go back to the rabbit hole, then I finish … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0257 – Valentines Day Mega-Statism Special!

I know. I know. You were thinking there would be no podcast today. Wrong bitches. I recorded the podcast this morning and was all wrapped up by 0930. But then I had other things to do, errands to run, things to piss me off and suck up my time, weights to lift, food to eat, no booze to drink as I had four Martinis last night and it’s time to lay off a bit, and more. And thus do I welcome you to the Valentines Day Mega-Statism episode. This episode of Anarchy Moment is dedicated to Michael W. Dean because … Continue reading →

Stealing Other People’s Podcast: Michael W. Dean Shuts Down The Freedom Feens

Once again The Great One hijacks another podcast. Damn I’m getting lazy. Pretty soon I’ll expect you to pay for my tampons. Fagtag period poverty. I present you the last episode of The Freedom Feens. What was a great podcast became a very mediocre radio program. Mediocre because Michael brought on other hosts who were not him. And they were boring. And they were lame. And they were gay. And some of them were women – which is the same as being boring, lame and gay. If you go to the trouble of hunting down the original episodes of Freedom … Continue reading →

Linkage: 11 February, 2020 – Blogging Off. Buggering Off. Jacking Off. Goofing Off. Fucking Off. Getting Off. #CLSology

I don’t owe you fuckers anything. And good morning children. You fuckers do realize that the time I devote to the Cynical Libertarian Society takes away from the time I could be spending talking to girls right? I’m in an odd mood this morning and I’m gonna take it out on you. Why? Because linkage, just like the podcast, doesn’t exist for you. It exist for me. This is my therapy as you full well know. I’ve hit a point where I’m looking at all the things I need to do (like cleaning up the office) and haven’t the slightest … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0621 – National Geographic Magazine Is Cucked As Fuck.

In this episode I talk some more about period poverty. I mean how can I not. How can a sane person not make fun of this? Then I get back to the path where all this started. Making fun of National Geographic Magazine. We have a look through the “The Arctic Is Heating Up” issue. We get a few laughs out of it. It’s the same thing you’ve been hearing since the 1980s. The North Pole is going to melt and be ice free by 1990, 2000, 2010, 2014, and 2020. Guess what? “What Great One?” Quote “Imagine the top … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0620 – “Menstruators Are Referred To As Women, Which Is Harmful, Upsetting, And Downright Ridiculous.” Fagtag Some Men Menstruate.

I hereby declare that hashtags will now be known as fagtags. Friends and enemies go get yourself a drink ’cause we are gonna be here for a while. The Great One goes down the rabbit hole and comes out in an alternate reality where strong independent fish-bicycle womynz are perfect and can do it all. Except for acquiring tampons. Period poverty is keeping womynz down. Lack of access to period products continues to be a barrier to girls’ education, and we’re committed to raising awareness, providing period products to those in need and sparking change. Together we can create a … Continue reading →

Linkage: 4 February, 2020 – Time! Ticking In My Head! #CLSology

Time. Are you short on time? The Great One is short on time. The Great One has work to do. Podcasts to record. Martinis to drink. Girls to get rejected by. Statists to ridicule. Places to go and people to do. I’m gonna clear out some of the slush pile today before heading off to work where I will spend a day attempting to not kill zoomers. Let me introduce you to The Cultural Oncologist. When going to CensorshipTube to find and embed these videos I have yet again discovered that some of the videos I wanted to link to … Continue reading →