The CLS Sandbox – Page 12 – Not A Safe Space

Yes All Women Are Like That 0012 – First World White Girl Problems: Women Hate Other Women. Especially In The Work Place.

In this episode of first world white girl problems: She hired a girl who is younger, prettier and thinner. She hates that girl. She is intimidated by interior decoration. She wants to be a writer. Her husband fucks her silly. But only if he is wearing women’s underwear. Why would a man half her age want to fuck her? She wants to travel! She has a high forehead. She saw a man’s penis. She has size 32H breasts. She decided not to have sex for 6 months and can’t figure out why her boyfriend dumped her. She hates a woman … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0030 – Strong Independent Fish-bicycle Don’t Need No Man Femistatist Girlboss Who Loves To Travel Episode II – Contemplating Suicide Because She Can’t Find A Man.

Yes All Women Are Like That 0029 – Strong Independent Fish-bicycle Don’t Need No Man Femistatist Girlboss Who Loves To Travel Episode I – Melting Down Because She Can’t Find A Man.

Yes All Women Are Like That 0028 – First World White Girl Problems: A Womynz Guide To Keeping Your Boyfriend and Your Job.

Yes All Women Are Like That 0027 – First World White Girl Problems: What Goes Around Comes (and Cums) Around.

Yes All Women Are Like That 0026 – Teasing The Cock: TGO Never Gets To E. Jean Letters But Does Tell You The Only Thing Women Can Do That Benefits Society.

Yes All Women Are Like That 0025 – First World White Girl Problems: You Need Not Accept The Wall. The Wall Comes For You Acceptance Or Not.

Stating The Obvious 0573 – Down The Interwebz Rabbit Hole – Episode III: Three Reasons People Call Other People Racist. Trannie Uses The State To Force People To Be Friends With Him.

I’m watching the new Westworld series. Yes. You are going to get a podcast about all the things wrong with it. The originals – from which the concept was stollen. Because no one can come up with an originalish idea no more. Why do so many people (left and right) cling to the racism card? 1. They have no new ideas. 2. They desire to insert themselves into a narrative as the hero solving a problem. So long as that problem is safe and mostly solved. 3. They can’t out argue/debate others. They can’t support their worldview with reason or … Continue reading →

Non-Linkage: 8 January, 2018 #TheTriggering

Greetings friends and enemies. There is no linkage today. What with the government shut down and all I haven’t had time to read anything on the interwebz. You may not have noticed but with the government shutdown here in The States anarchy has exploded into full swing. During the past few weeks the following has happened: Forests have stopped growing and global warming has spiraled beyond control. Welfare and food stamps have vanished. Both single mothers in the getto and Elon Musk have run out of my money. Both are trading blow jobs for bread in dark alleyways. Armed groups … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0011 – First World White Girl Problems: Fuck Before Dating and Be Fat. Women In The Current Year.

In this episode of first world white girl problems: She is fucking a man but doesn’t know how to ask him out on a date. She is short. She is fat. She has tattoos. He’s a pussy. She only attracts insane men. Her husband wants her to have children before she hits the wall instead of pursuing her career. She is fat. She doesn’t know how to approach a man. He’s in the friend zone. Her boyfriend wants her body hair gone. Call it “satire” if that helps you sleep at night. We all know that Men > Women. It’s … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0572 – Down The Interwebz Rabbit Hole – Episode II: Calling Everyone Who Disagrees With You Racist Means Never Having To Think.

Because I can’t stop making fun of the irrationality at the rational wiki website. Pettibone also described the following passage as “wise words”: [Highlighted passage]: “For Aristotle, democracy is possible only within homogeneous ethnic groups, while despots have always reigned over highly fragmented societies. A multi-ethnic society is thus necessarily anti-democratic and chaotic, for it lacks philia, this profound, flesh-and-blood fraternity of citizens. Tyrants and despots divide and rule, they want the City divided by ethnic rivalries. The indispensable condition for ensuring people’s sovereignty accordingly resides in its unity. Ethnic chaos prevents all philia from developing.”[43] Tweeted the same page … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0010 – First World White Girl Problems: I Can’t Stop Touching My Best Friend’s Boyfriend’s Cock!

In this episode of first world white girl problems: She doesn’t know how to stop giving her best friend’s boyfriend handjobs. Her female boss hates me. Her friend’s husband was caught with child porn and she will not divorce him. She’s been in love with a celebrity since she was 13. How can she meet him in person? She has a masters in communications. Now she can do “anything”. 38 year old wall hitter still has no children and cries herself to sleep every night. Her husbands mother wants to control their lives. She’s fat and her boyfriend fucks strippers. … Continue reading →

Linkage: 1 January, 2019 #TheTriggering

What we’re about Are you looking for…. Supportive Sisterhood Connections? Positive High Vibe Sisterhood Community? Easy and simple transformational techniques to raise your state of being and have more energy and vitality in your life? Join our HIGH VIBE SISTERHOOD TRIBE! Our High Vibe SIsterhood Tribe is about supporting, encouraging, and raising each other up. Our motto is WE ALL RISE TOGETHER! Rise Sister Rise! The group is designed to help raise the high vibration in ourselves so we can radiate out more love and light into the world. We will have high vibe sisterhood socials, high vibe healthy happy … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0571 – Down The Interwebz Rabbit Hole – Episode I: It’s Racist All The Way Down.

Another Sunday shot to hell. Why? I looked at the interwebz. In this episode we discover that everything reduces to calling other people racists. It’s racist all the way down. links for this episode: The mother of Mollie Tibbetts, the University of Iowa student whose disappearance and killing attracted national attention, has taken in the son of Mexican immigrants who worked with her daughter’s accused killer, according to a Washington Post report. In a story published Friday, the Post reported that Laura Calderwood has brought into her home Ulises Felix, a 17-year-old boy whose parents worked alongside murder suspect Cristhian … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0009 – First World White Girl Problems: Yes Honey, Other Women Will Fuck Your Boyfriend. Wake The Fuck Up.

In this episode of first world white girl problems: She wears the pants. And doesn’t like it. How does she get over guilt and shame about being fat. My fiancée’s grandmother is a bigot. Why do men ghost me? A man who works for me won’t stop professing his love for me. Our witnesses didn’t show up for our wedding. She’s 100% sure he is the man for her and she is dissatisfied with their sex life. My boyfriend and I don’t have a private place for fucking. She sent photos of my naked body to multiple men. How does … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0570 – It’s A Very Cappy Christmas, aka The Cleaning Horse Vaginas Episode.

It’s Christmas morning and who does The Great One find sleeping on his couch? None other than Captain Capitalism, Himself. Once we have some coffee TGO digs out the microphone, fires up the 10 year old laptop and we slam out a podcast. We talk about an assortment of topics most of which I don’t remember. But what I do remember is cleaning out horse vaginas. On the night shift. Days like these I’m happy I have a job in theatre. I don’t make $21,000 a month on Patreon so why don’t you do me a favour and buy some … Continue reading →

Linkage: 25 December, 2018 #TheTriggering

Happy Christmas bitches and bitchettes! I hope Santa brings you what you desired. I know he ain’t bringing TGO what he wants. And what does TGO desire you ask? I’ll tell you. TGO desires Yoga Pants Girl, the CSU Women’s Volleyball Team and the extermination of everyone who voted for Hillary. Damn. I guess one out of three ain’t bad. Onwards with linkage! I’m starting with something painful. When going to YouTube.com this was on of the top suggested videos. I clicked on it out of sick curiosity. Tell me this. Are these not the gayest boys you have ever … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0008 – Women In Their Natural State: Backstabbing Other Women and Attention Whoring.

In this episode: Joyce Carol Oates calls white people racist, blames the patriarchy and invokes Hitler. The shitlib trifecta. Bazaar magazine celebrates “the spirit of women in the most natural state.” Covered in expensive makeup. Yet another interview with a woman who’s only accomplishment in life was having breast cancer. She Built NYC is a “campaign to bring more female statues to the city” of New York. Yes, it’s affirmative action for statues. You can buy this shopping bag “bearing a symbol of the international movement.” Guess how much this shopping bag cost. Really. Take a guess. If you’re gonna … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0569 – The Suckage Of Comic Books Episode II: Supergirl Sucks. And I Don’t Mean My Dick. I Mean The Script and Plot.

In this episode: More of why comic books suck. There are no original ideas. It’s nothing but remakes, reheats and reboots. A bunch of shitty podcasts you can listen to. More comic books that suck. Comic books that are going to suck. The most recent two issues of Supergirl (24 & 25) are terrible. Another comic that doesn’t suck is Watchmen. You can buy that delicious graphic novel via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0568 – The Suckage Of Comic Books Episode I: A Comic About Aliens Should Have Aliens In It.

In this episode: My latest gym story. The comic book store chyck. The new Aliens comic book series sucks. I’ll tell you why. If you want to read a comic that does not suck buy The Dark Knight Returns via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To … Continue reading →

Linkage: 18 December, 2018 #TheTriggering

Citizens in modern societies — whether liberal democracy, communism, or even fascism — live in little thought bubbles. These consist of what humans around them think and the rules that they must follow. These thought bubbles exist because certain acts, including certain thoughts are prohibited, which brainwashes people with what is left, which just happen to be those most convenient for the herd of people who benefit from a state of decay. At some point in your awakening process, you realize that not only are things bad now, but that they have been bad for a long time, and that … Continue reading →

The Greasy Pole 0009 – The Aaron Clarey’s 12 Rules For Life Episode.

Why do you keep trying to climb the greasy pole? Because it’s there. And here it is. In this episode: Lucy and the Ex Good Wife girls in LA writing books sucking and shitting in the heirearchy how to write a book vampyres global warming cities vs country the Z-Man on vertical farming the internet has failed the property bubble in Austrailia internet myths Jordanetics: A Journey Into the Mind of Humanity’s Greatest Thinker by Vox Day And finally what are Aaron Clarey’s 12 Rules For Life? TGO and AP outline Cappy’s next best selling book. At the very least … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0567 – Rage At Weyland-Yutani Episode III: More Lessons and Less Rage.

More stories from Weyland-Yutani. And it’s not just stories for the sake of stories. There are lessons to be learned here which will make everyone’s lives easier. And can a militia defeat a military? Spend your federal reserve fiat currency cuck bucks at my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts … Continue reading →

Repeat: Anarchy Moment 0178 – Therapy Edition: TGO Rants About The Idiots He Works With.

Greetings and happy hump day. It’s a repeat ’cause I’m still swamped and I haven’t had time to sit down and organize my notes from the chaos at Weyland-Yutani. But there will be stories. Yes there will. Here is an episode from last year. The guy in this story gave out the address of Weyland-Yutani as his mailing address so now we get all of his mail from the government. He isn’t paying his child support. Are you surprised? And of course not paying money to a woman is the only debt for which you can be put in jail. … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0207 Take Two –The Great One Fucks Up / Rage At Weyland-Yutani Episode II: The Barn Saga.

Fourteen years of podcasting and I fuck up. I linked to the wrong file for AM0207. But at least this gives me some new material for today. The big push at work is over and it’s winding down now. In theory I’ll have a fresh podcast up on Wednesday. Friday for sure. I got lots of notes and things to talk about including stories of stupidity, me yelling at people and yoga pants girl. Until then, enjoy the episode you should have gotten on Friday. In this episode: If you were going to buy two barns . . . . … Continue reading →