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Stating The Obvious 0487 – The Great One Is Back and All He Does Is Bitch Like A Bitch About Bitches.

Posted on December 18, 2017 by TGODecember 18, 2017

Unless you are a cute girl leave me the hell alone for the rest of December. In this episode: Black Rifle Coffee Company fucks up my order. The Great One does theatre for free. TGO survived the December gigs and wants to be left alone. Cute girls with boyfriends. Fatties get angered when TGO flirts with cute girls. Setting up email for people who buy really cheap website packages. Signing contracts you haven’t read. Girls take over the Boy Scouts because girls can’t even cut and paste. “Would you consider partnering with us . . .” If you read contracts … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0422 – Book Discussion – The Internet Is Not The Answer Episode VIII: In Which We Finally Get To The Real Problem With The Internet. White Men.

Posted on May 12, 2017 by TGOMay 12, 2017

On the home stretch with discussion about the book The Internet Is Not The Answer by Andrew Keen. Only two more episodes after this one. And an epilogue which hasn’t been recorded yet. In this episode we learn that women are oppressed on the interwebz by white men. Assorted femistatists also claim they have received death threats and rape threats on the internet. I call bullshit on this. One of those femistatists is Whitney Philips. From the few photos I found of her she actually appears to be bangable. Of course I don’t know how old these photos are and … Continue reading →

No Podcast Today

Posted on October 5, 2018 by TGOOctober 5, 2018

First, I’m dealing with technical problems on the site. Second, I gotta do some work related stuff today. Third, this is the last nice day before cold weather hits the People’s Republic of Fort Collins. Fourth, I’m just not feeling it and anything I record today is going to suck. It’s gonna be cold and shitty this weekend. Great recording weather. I’ll see you cats next week. Test Post for Comment Notification. Test Post – Pimp ‘Dem Jamz I am a slacking bastard aren’t I? Slacking and Chaos Does TGO Live? TGO Slacks Like He Majored In Math Avoidance

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Stating The Obvious 0602 – Voting With The Great One. Yes Virginia, Voting Is Violence. But Who Would Build The Roads?

Posted on October 14, 2019 by TGOOctober 14, 2019

And more importantly, why does it take five fucking years to build the roads? Don’t give your money to Clarey the golf playing asshole. Give your money to The Great One by shopping via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada. Bitcoin me bitches and bitchettes. … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0589 – Book Discussion: The Millennial’s Guide to Changing The World – Episode VIII: Millennials Millennials Say They Are Going To Save The Planet But All They Do Is Smoke Dope and Smell Bad.

Posted on April 3, 2019 by TGOApril 3, 2019

Yes! TGO returns. Yes! TGO is sick and sounds like shit. Yes! TGO reads from The Millennial’s Guide to Changing The World – A new Generation’s Handbook to Being Yourself & Living With Purpose by in-demand author and consultant Alison Lea Sher and makes fun of millennials. Yes! Yes! And yes! Links for this episode: https://www.facebook.com/pg/Parker-East-287554534610041/about/?ref=page_internal https://www.youtube.com/user/MrParkerEast/videos Just enjoy the fucking decline and buy shit you don’t need through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0234 – Baby Rabies On OKCupid. 42 Year Old Fat Woman Questing For A Sperm Donor and Co-parent.

Posted on June 15, 2015 by TGOJune 15, 2015

A 42 year old fat woman with two Masters degrees (one from Harvard) who can’t form relationships with people is looking for a man to donate sperm so she can “start getting pregnant” and another man to pay for the child. Apply here: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/co-parenting4us This was brought to my attention by a listener. Thanks J.G. This is the best. She thinks she is unique. Her description of herself fits every fat femistatist in the United States. Sapiosexual. Ha. Haha. Hahahahaha. Ha. How much education do you need to be dumb enough to jack off into a turkey baster then get … Continue reading →

Linkage: 2 February 2016

Posted on February 2, 2016 by TGOFebruary 2, 2016

As a child of Generation X (aka Gen eXtended adolescence), I used to consider smart phone addiction as just a minor first world problem for Millenials and Generation Z. Nowadays, I stare in dumbfounded amazement at how swiftly and completely the iBorg has assimilated across all the generations of we the sheeple. Nearly all denizens of our Brave New World Order are now plugged in to the mindmeld of endless solipsism supply on teh Interwebz, thanks to the unholy combination of NSA data-mining apps social MEdia and the 24-7 connection to M.A.D.’s. http://hawaiianlibertarian.blogspot.com/2016/01/the-technical-ecstasy-of-handheld.html Everybody is so fuckin’ sensitive. It sucks. … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0454 – The Power Of A Liberal Arts Education: Women Should Get More Recognition Because Egalitarianism Of The Sexes.

Posted on August 21, 2017 by TGOAugust 21, 2017

In this episode we return to making fun of Millennials. It’s more fun from the Colorado State University Collegian. The newspaper written by and for the Medicated Generation. I hit on three girls majoring in journalism. When asked why they choose journalism all three told me “because you don’t have to take any math classes.” The inability of anyone to figure out that 60% + 30% = 90% and that a pie chart has to add up to 100% shows their attitude to be the prevailing one. They are the “Future Of America.” Laurel Thompson writes “Women should get just … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0608 – Waiting On Cappy To Finish His Book.

Posted on November 20, 2019 by TGONovember 20, 2019

In this episode Cappy visits The Great One. Cappy still hasn’t finished his book and attempts to cover up the fact that he is lazy by making all sorts of excuses for not writing. Things like health, travelling, people wanting to talk to him, being allergic to cats and other pussy excuses. We also talk about other stuff. If Cappy ever finishes his book you can buy it through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was … Continue reading →

Podcasting is on hold again.

Posted on June 16, 2014 by TGOJune 16, 2014

One of our main production computers has a dying hard drive. We could work around it but given my work load and the details of replacing and restoring the dead drive I’ve decided against this. You might get some STO from the past again this week or you might get nothing. I expect that podcasting will return to normal (whatever normal is) on Monday, June 23rd. See ya then. The Great One, Himself. Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen. Anarchy Moment 0263 – A Four-fecta Of Smackdown. Anarchy Moment 0262 – Do Any … Continue reading →

Linkage: June 5, 2018 #TheTriggering – OPP (Other People’s Podcasts)

Posted on June 5, 2018 by TGOJune 5, 2018

Greetings from Texas. In this episode of Linkage it’s all about OPP. That would be Other People’s Podcasts. On this episode of This Alt-Right Life, I talk to Adam Piggott, an Australian author and adventurer. Adam is the author of Pushing Rubber Downhill, a memoir about his career as a whitewater rafting instructor, as well as the host of the Pushing Rubber Podcast. In the first segment, Adam and I discuss Pushing Rubber Downhill, why young men need to strike out on their own, Adam’s adventures in Uganda and life in the third world, the death of masculinity in literature, … Continue reading →

Linkage: 22 December 2015 #TheTriggering

Posted on December 22, 2015 by TGODecember 22, 2015

Some challenged me last night on Twitter to tell them the difference between the “Christian” who shot up Planned Parenthood and the Muslim who shot up a holiday celebration. That’s easy, I said. Robert Dear was being a bad Christian, while Syed Farook was being a good Muslim. All religions are not the same nor are they morally equivalent, and it’s mind-numbingly stupid and suicidal to believe otherwise. Christianity teaches Christians to love their enemies, while Islam teaches Muslims to cut the heads off theirs. President Obama, of course, was quick to blame guns (all of which in this case … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0014 – First World White Girl Problems: Sometimes Women Are Right. Dump The Loser.

Posted on March 18, 2019 by TGOMarch 18, 2019

In this episode of first world white girl problems: She’s fucking a married man. The drunk guy at work loves her. Her husband is too fat to get his dick hard. He doesn’t spend more than $40 on a women on a dinner date and if she don’t put out after three dates he dumps her. He doesn’t want our family to come to our home. She wants to fuck the bad boy. A “good man” come along and now she feels suffocated. Her boyfriend got a tattoo in memory of his dead dog. Call it “satire” if that helps … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 003 thru 006: Monogamous Marriage Debunked

Posted on June 6, 2014 by TGOJune 6, 2014

These are episodes 3, 4, 5 and 6 of Stating The Obvious. Recorded in 2005 when I was a right wing minarchist. I take on monogomy, marriage and offer up the logic of homosexual marriage long before the LGBTMNY63FD/PY community decided they wanted permission from the government to get married. I also destroy the essay “Two Becoming One Flesh: Marriage as a Sexual and Economic Union” by Allan Carlson. Oddly enough I now find I may agree with him more than I did back then. I really need to read this essay again and see how much my opinions of … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0477 – The Great One Has Great Anger Episode II – Womyns Can Do Anything A Man Can Do. Except Pay For Their Own Birth Control.

Posted on October 25, 2017 by TGOOctober 25, 2017

The Great One is still pissed. In this episode womyns and femi-symps whine about women having to *gasp* pay for their own birth control. How much money does it cost to keep your legs together? How many fake statistics can you make up? Why are poor women more likely to get pregnant? Is there something about being poor that forces your legs apart? If you spent less money on tattoos maybe you could afford birth control. If you are so busy going to school to get a job to make money to pay for your own birth control how do … Continue reading →

Slacking and Chaos

Posted on October 2, 2019 by TGOOctober 2, 2019

Hello Friends and Enemies. I’m close. So very close to having the chaos under control and getting back to something of a regular schedule. That’s why I’m taking the rest of the week off from the site. I know what you’re saying. “Great One, you’ve take two fucking months off from the site you lazy sack of shit.” I can’t argue with that. Right now the office/studio is still a disaster of disorganization. The way my brain works is that I need order to be creative. Once I have structure in my surroundings – which means I know what I … Continue reading →