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Yes All Women Are Like That 0017 – First World White Girl Problems: Women, Men, Babies and Careers Oh My! And A Woman With Self-Awareness!

Posted on May 22, 2019 by TGOMay 22, 2019

In this episode of first world white girl problems: She can’t find a man at the bars in New York city. She wants a family and a career. She cut her hair short. She might be normal. Plus a metric ass ton of tangenting. Call it “satire” if that helps you sleep at night. We all know that Men > Women. It’s a biological fact. Hey broads! Do your shopping, which you will do with some man’s money, via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. I will buy this Supergirl figurine so I can objectify women. Send some commies to … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious – 0053

Posted on November 2, 2008 by TGONovember 2, 2008

You are wrong AND I am right! Fucking deal with it. I launch the cruise missile of my intellect. The throat is shitty today, but I must go on. School dress codes and my long hair. Chycks can not wear skimpy clothing to school. How miserable must that be for the boys in high school? TK got sent home from school for wearing socks with Tiger on them. Fucking Tiger!!!! What the fuck is wrong with you people? A mother was put in jail for serving alcohol to here son and other teenagers in her own home. What the fuck … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0216 – TGO Attempts To Help Women. Naturally It Will Not Work.

Posted on June 7, 2019 by TGOJune 7, 2019

Hello boys. This podcast is not for you. If you know a woman who wants to be a traditional wife and mother this podcast is for her. Tell her (don’t ask, tell) to listen to it. I’m gonna attempt to help the girls out. I don’t expect it to work. If all the women did their shopping through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon I’d be rich as fuck. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too … Continue reading →

The Greasy Pole 0005 – The No Chycks Allowed! Episode

Posted on June 13, 2018 by TGOJune 13, 2018

In this episode: AP and TGO welcome our first guest ever on TGP. AC aka CC. Student debt extravaganza! Having skin in the game. What you can and can not mail to Holland. Red headed HR gurls. Gun laws in Holland. TGO’s dating life. Such as it is. AC and AP are jealous of the fact that TGO can approach 19 year old girls. Is the optimal dating age one half your age plus seven? No it isn’t. Golfing. Rafting with retards. Dancing with dingbats. Why there are no musician groupies amongst the #MeToo bints. AP expects to be paid … Continue reading →

Non-Linkage: 8 January, 2018 #TheTriggering

Posted on January 8, 2019 by TGOJanuary 8, 2019

Greetings friends and enemies. There is no linkage today. What with the government shut down and all I haven’t had time to read anything on the interwebz. You may not have noticed but with the government shutdown here in The States anarchy has exploded into full swing. During the past few weeks the following has happened: Forests have stopped growing and global warming has spiraled beyond control. Welfare and food stamps have vanished. Both single mothers in the getto and Elon Musk have run out of my money. Both are trading blow jobs for bread in dark alleyways. Armed groups … Continue reading →

Linkage: 8 December 2015 #TheTriggering

Posted on December 8, 2015 by TGODecember 8, 2015

I find it interesting that an out of shape Vin Diesel is ridiculed for his present physique, or that ‘Dad Bods’ are sardonically described as ‘sexy’ while the over-the-shoulder giggles ensue, but what I don’t expect is for these men to be held as a physical ideal in women’s estimate. There are no photographers, male or female, shooting artful nudes of overweight men, normal “real” men of professional accomplishment, or middle linemen for exclusive calendars. Firemen with rippling abs sell very well, but “real” men? Not so much. However the difference is that men don’t expect women’s choices of what … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious – 0078

Posted on May 21, 2009 by TGOMay 21, 2009

“Filthy story-teller, despot, liar, thief, braggart, buffoon, usurper, monster, ignoramus Abe, old scoundrel, perjurer, robber, swindler, tyrant, field-butcher, land-pirate.” — Harper’s Weekly magazine, 1852, on Abraham Lincoln It’s snowing in Fort Collins. Global Warming is destroying the world. Total number of contracts with Halliburton Corporation cancelled by Hussein Obama? Zero! “Women want the dick. Even when they say no, they want the dick.” Newspapers are full of idiocy. “Momshells?” How fucking sad are you people? Sarah Palin is not hot. What is wrong with you people? I wouldn’t do Sarah Palin with Bill Clinton’s dick. I don’t rely on emotions … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0461 – The Great One Watches Alien Covenant So You Don’t Have To. You’re Welcome You Ungrateful Bastards.

Posted on September 6, 2017 by TGOSeptember 6, 2017

Once again I throw myself on a grenade for my listeners. Do. Not. Watch. Alien Covenant. Not. For. Any. Reason. You have been warned. Buy stuff you don’t need via my affiliate link at cls.link. Send a commie to Canada over at Commies To Canada. Give me bitcoin. That stuff is worthless anyhow. You don’t want it. 1JH1h6etHsRMfVNT4YuBh9YLkFFRcMqUsi In this episode: Sending me messages on the twitterverse asking me not to talk about specific subjects because you have feelz is not going to result in the outcome you are seeking. Barbara Bain discovered reality in 1976. Women in 2017 are … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0589 – Book Discussion: The Millennial’s Guide to Changing The World – Episode VIII: Millennials Millennials Say They Are Going To Save The Planet But All They Do Is Smoke Dope and Smell Bad.

Posted on April 3, 2019 by TGOApril 3, 2019

Yes! TGO returns. Yes! TGO is sick and sounds like shit. Yes! TGO reads from The Millennial’s Guide to Changing The World – A new Generation’s Handbook to Being Yourself & Living With Purpose by in-demand author and consultant Alison Lea Sher and makes fun of millennials. Yes! Yes! And yes! Links for this episode: https://www.facebook.com/pg/Parker-East-287554534610041/about/?ref=page_internal https://www.youtube.com/user/MrParkerEast/videos Just enjoy the fucking decline and buy shit you don’t need through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0208 – Brianne Bolin Is Poor Because She Made Bad Choices part 2 of 2

Posted on December 26, 2014 by TGODecember 26, 2014

Finally we continue the saga of Brianne Bolin and other left wing statists with worthless college degrees. In this action packed episode these questions and many others are answered: If liberals care about poor people so much why do the liberals who run colleges pay adjunct professors so little money? If a femistatist who can’t shut up about a woman’s right to an abortion get pregnant will she actually get an abortion? Why do you need permission from the government to have “full custody” of your own children? If a college education is so valuable why are 28% of food … Continue reading →

Linkage: 21 November, 2017 #TheTriggering

Posted on November 21, 2017 by TGONovember 21, 2017

The Great One also has a no foundation rule. You should too. Girls, girls girls; the makeup party is over. There is a reason that men have a term known as ‘morning face’ to describe someone that they have slept with. Morning face is another way of saying ‘truth’. You wake up next to that hot chick that you picked up at the academy awards after party and it turns out that she doesn’t look so hot no more after a night of drooling onto her pillow. That’s why we never call. We’ve seen you. Now with the world of … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0211 – So This Is What It’s Like To Be A Woman. Listener Comment/Question: What Would I Not Be Able To Replace If I Leave FoCo.

Posted on April 17, 2019 by TGOApril 17, 2019

I think I know why women are so insane. Dave brings up a great point that must be considered in evaluation whether or not I should leave Fort Collins. Help our a homeless veteran by spending your federal reserve fiat currency cuck bucks via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need and support the evils of the free market. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0100 – Crashing Virgins

Posted on November 3, 2014 by TGONovember 3, 2014

As I recover from working 40 hours in two days I foreshadow talking about another post going around Facebook that says looking at women is sexual harassment. I also point out that neither of the test pilots involved in the Virgin Galactic crash were women. While men are going into space women are whining about men looking at them. http://www.cynlibsoc.com/mp3/am/AM-0100.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download Anarchy Moment 0263 – A Four-fecta Of Smackdown. Anarchy Moment 0262 – Do Any Of You Even Know What Is A Brain Cell? Anarchy Moment 0261 – Podcasting By The Fire With My Bipolar … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0567 – Rage At Weyland-Yutani Episode III: More Lessons and Less Rage.

Posted on December 14, 2018 by TGODecember 14, 2018

More stories from Weyland-Yutani. And it’s not just stories for the sake of stories. There are lessons to be learned here which will make everyone’s lives easier. And can a militia defeat a military? Spend your federal reserve fiat currency cuck bucks at my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0093 – My Predictions For The Upcoming Ballot Issues In Colorado

Posted on October 1, 2014 by TGOOctober 1, 2014

In the Soviet Socialist State of Colorado for November 2014 there are four measure on the ballot. Amendment 67: Definition of Person and Child This is the Pro-Life movement trying to set the stage to make abortion illegal. Liberals argue against this amendment by saying it “allows government intrusion into the personal health care decisions on individuals and families and makes no exceptions for the privacy of the doctor-patient relationship.” These are the same people who support Obamacare. More evidence that left-wing statists are completely devoid of reasoning skills. Outcome: Will not pass and will not be close. Amendment 68: … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0214 – Effort Gap. School Shootings. Website Takedowns. The Facade.

Posted on May 13, 2019 by TGOMay 13, 2019

In this episode: Snow in May. Going to Home Depot again. And again. And again. The effort gap. Saying nice things about Yoga Pants Girl and then regretting saying nice things about Yoga Pants Girl. The effort gap again. And again. And again. The Great One has things to do. A purple haired actor and a trannie walk into a school. Monitoring the situation real time. It would be smarter to date a red headed stripper named Tiffany than to date a theatre girl. When you think of the perfect way to say something and then forget it. Appearance is … Continue reading →