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Stating The Obvious 0439 – Anti-Trump Virtue Signalling Circle Jerk.

Posted on June 26, 2017 by TGOJune 26, 2017

This episode of Stating The Obvious is sponsored by: Asshole Consulting. You want truth? It’ll cost you. But it’ll cost you less than being lied to. and The Aaron Clarey Literary Canon. Aaron Clarey has already written a book about that. For those who whine about the content of my podcasts here is a reminder. I do this for me. Not for you. If you want me to do a podcast for you to your criteria that will cost you $500 per episode. Your other option is, as always, to fuck off and die. In this episode: Baby raccoons. They … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0479 – Thirteen Years of Stating The Obvious. Have You Been Podcasting For Thirteen Years? No. The Great One Didn’t Think So.

Posted on November 1, 2017 by TGONovember 1, 2017

Today Stating The Obvious Podcast is 13 years old. That’s so awesome!!! It’s 1+1=3 awesome!!!!!!! The Great One for President!!!!!!!!!! How Hubspotty is this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In today’s episode: Thirteen years of Stating The Obvious. 1. Fan mail. Why do you not have an affiliate link for Amazon UK so that I can fling some pennies your way for purchasing Dan Lyons’ book Disrupted? Is it because you are far too intelligent ever to visit this left-wing hellhole? Or is it because you are a misogynist racist homophobe that wants to drop bombs on us from flying robots piloted by the patriarchy? … Continue reading →

Hussein Obama? Nobel Peace Prize?

Posted on October 9, 2009 by TGOOctober 9, 2009

I suppose anything is possible. When I first heard this news my initial reaction was that he was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for being black. My second reaction was that Hussein Obama the First and the Second was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for being the first black President. But those are not the reasons. Simply put, Hussein Obama the First and the Second is a cult of personality figure. People are sheep and need someone or something to worship. Some guiding light. A pair of nuts to put in their mouth so they can suck on them like … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0451 – Ranting About The Alt-Right, The Left, The Rich, The Stupid and Movies!

Posted on August 14, 2017 by TGOAugust 14, 2017

Restaurants you should visit in Fort Collins. Where the homeless people are in Fort Collins. Where the theatre people don’t want the homeless people to be. Google will turn off your account. How many times do I have warn you? But don’t listen to me. Jacking off to Lauren Southern while expecting the Trumpenfuhrer to save you. Hippies hate capitalism but I notice they expect me to pay for beer at their bar. The Magnificent Seven. The Magnificent Seven has three (count ’em, three) sequels. Not counting the remake. Do not. DO NOT watch any of the sequels. Only watch … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0615 – Actually This Is The Last Episode of 2019: White Knights and Dope Smoking.

Posted on January 6, 2020 by TGOJanuary 6, 2020

Right then. This is gonna be the last episode of the podcast I record in 2019. What should we talk about? White knighting for fat womynz. Smoking dope is totally harmless and not addictive at all. If Amazon sold dope and the stoners bought their dope through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. I could buy all the Supergirl statues I don’t need and then some. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get … Continue reading →

Renovation Week

Posted on October 14, 2015 by TGOOctober 14, 2015

Greetings bitches and bitchettes. You may have noticed there was no cast on Monday. We are talking a week off from publishing podcasts to do some recording, research and update the website. We are updating the theme and changing a few things on the site. Nothing too major (as if you care) but it’s time to clean some things up. I’ll be back next week with some highly offensive commentary. Just like you like it. Until then remember . . . the only thing more worthless than a statist is two statists. Test Post for Comment Notification. Test Post – … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0069 – Are Right Wing Statists Feminists?

Posted on June 11, 2014 by TGOJune 11, 2014

Three topics today. 1. Anyone who says mercury is toxic hates black people. The government is forcing everyone to put light bulbs with mercury in them into every room of their homes. Mercury can’t be toxic. The government builds the roads. Obama is President and if you disagree with Obama you must hate black people. I think saying mercury is toxic should be classified as hate speech. 2. I’ve finished reading “Why The West Rules For Now”. Final conclusion of the book: We are all going to die from Global Warming and the only thing that can save us is … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0339 – Why Trump Can Not Win The Election.

Posted on August 24, 2016 by TGOAugust 24, 2016

Make sure you have a Safe Space near by before you start listening to this one ’cause I was on a roll. Here are the topics on which I lay smackdown in this episode: 1. The presidential election. The DNC being sued because they Ron Paul’d Bernie Sanders. The Ron Pauling of Bernie Sanders (feel the sellout) and Donald Trump. Why the Ron Pauling of Trump didn’t work. Why Trump can not win the election. 2. Left-wing statists and their need to constantly inform other people of their political opinions and virtue signal. How often have you ever talked to … Continue reading →

Linkage: 13 November, 2018 featuring Led Zeppelin

Posted on November 13, 2018 by TGONovember 13, 2018

Once upon a time there was the greatest rock and roll band ever. In the history of the cosmos. Then the drummer died. Because drummers are dicks like that. Witness Led Zeppelin and see that they are still the greatest rock and roll band ever. These guys are old as fuck and better than ever. This is truly what gods look like in mortal form. Oh the music we have been deprived of… Linkage: 24 March, 2020 – If Wuhan Virus Was Murdering Unborn Children With Kung Flu Instead Of Boomers Not One Libtard Would Give A Fuck. #CLSology Linkage: … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0223 – I Told You So. Then I Tell You Some More Truth.

Posted on April 14, 2015 by TGOApril 14, 2015

Mandatory voting. I predicted that. Hillary is the next president. I predicted that. Official Prediction: Michelle Hussain Obama will run for political office, most likely senator. If she wins an office she will go on to run for president and will be elected. It sucks being right all the time but none of this is hard to see coming. I got something hard that comes. A whole series of bitch slaps for you fucking statists out there: Books for GLBTQKKK. Because they can’t read the same books normal people read. Because women are strong and independent. Anything a man … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0193 – Adam Piggott Critiques Jordan Peterson. Jordan Peterson Resorts To Insults. Checkmate.

Posted on May 2, 2018 by TGOMay 2, 2018

In this episode: TGO illustrates why you need a pop filter on your microphone. Great tangenting. Conspiracy theory! Stormy Daniels. Twitterverse. Welcome to my kitchen. And more. Then I finally get to the point. Adam Piggott critiques Jordan Peterson. The great intellectual Jordan Peterson responds with a well reasoned objective evidence supported retort. Kidding. Peterson plays the Misogyny Card and the Jew Card. He fails with the most important core alpha trait – women. He married a woman that he first met when he was 7 years old and whom he “instantly fell in love with” and whom he then … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0075 – Do You Need #Obama To Keep You Safe In The Woods?

Posted on July 4, 2014 by TGOJuly 4, 2014

The hiking trail adventure continues because I didn’t die. I did not rely on Hussein Obama The Messiah (The Lord and Saviour) to keep me dry if it started raining. I brought my own poncho. If only there were a state agency to protect me. I can’t be responsible for my own life. That’s crazy talk. Don’t go walking in the woods by yourself. It’s not safe! The government is shut down and the bears might eat you and who’s gonna build the roads? http://www.cynlibsoc.com/mp3/am/AM-0075.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download Anarchy Moment 0263 – A Four-fecta Of Smackdown. Anarchy … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0480 – Wall-Hitting Women With Worthless Degrees Fail – Episode IV: Tangenting Like A Mother Fucker.

Posted on November 3, 2017 by TGONovember 3, 2017

In this episode: We continue on with “Facing poverty, academics turn to sex work and sleeping in cars” https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/sep/28/adjunct-professors-homeless-sex-work-academia-poverty You can listen to Cappy’s podcast on this article here: http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com/2017/09/podcast-special-american-adjunct.html After this episode was recorded I realized I have no idea what I talked about. I know what I didn’t talk about. The subject matter. I did read and make fun of the LinkedIn profiles of Mindy Percival and Caprice Lawless. And in my notes I have: Supergirl (of course) White Knights (again) Broth Otherwise . . . I’m sure I said some stuff. Who knows. Speaking of stuff (you … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment #0032 – If You Don’t Like “Excessive Celebration in the Endzone” Get Your Ass On The Field and Tackle The Guy.

Posted on November 13, 2013 by TGONovember 13, 2013

Anarchy Moment #0032 – If You Don’t Like “Excessive Celebration in the Endzone” Get Your Ass On The Field and Tackle The Guy. One reason I gave up on football is because it’s become so pussyfied. The rule against excessive celebration in the endzone is the best example of this. The mother-fucker just ran a touchdown. He can do whatever the fuck he wants to do in the endzone. For all I care he can ass fuck a chicken. Did you run a touchdown? No. If you don’t like him celebrating in the endzone then suit up, get on the … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious #181 – The Pile On My Floor Part 10 of Something

Posted on May 9, 2014 by TGOMay 9, 2014

More of The Great One without adult supervision. Making my way through the pile on the floor. Oddly the pile on the floor keeps getting bigger and bigger. In this episode I rant about: The police. The fact that our society need more and more police with more and more weapons indicates out society is a failure. Yet it seems only I am smart enough to figure this out. More racism from 1902. The solution to crime is to “eliminate the negro vote” according to some idiot. No, the solution to crime is to eliminate the State. Which means eliminating … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0140 – The Need For More Natural Selection. How Can You Have Two Incomes But Not Have $300?

Posted on September 25, 2015 by TGOSeptember 25, 2015

Special guest podcaster in this episode. Now Stating The Obvious is not banned in the United States, but it is banned in the rest of the world. Will YouTube make up their minds? Will it be different tomorrow? Different again the next day? A story of bicycle riders who should have had their DNA removed from the gene pool. Two people. Two jobs. Can’t come up with $300 for moving expenses. What the fuck do you idiots do with your money? http://www.cynlibsoc.com/mp3/am/AM-0140.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download Anarchy Moment 0263 – A Four-fecta Of Smackdown. Anarchy Moment 0262 – … Continue reading →