The CLS Sandbox

Anarchy Moment 0253 – The Great One is Grateful for Coffee. Real Coffee. Made With Hot Water and Coffee Beans.

Posted on December 20, 2019 by TGODecember 20, 2019

TGO lives. I have survived despite the lack of real coffee. You can, and should, buy coffee via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need and support the evils of the free market. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada. Bitcoin me bitches and bitchettes. It’s the only crypto-currency that can be used … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0252 – Parenting Other Podcasters: Stop Putting Spaces In Your File Names and Uploading Large Files

Posted on December 16, 2019 by TGODecember 16, 2019

The Great One has some more words of wisdom which his fellow podcasters will ignore. 1. Stop using Apple computers. No wonder you can’t find a girl. 2. Stop putting spaces in your file name. I’m over downloading files named my%20podcast%20in%20which%20I%20think%20I’m%20soooo%20koooool.m4a 3. Bacon’s problem with uploading large files. And the solution. To bad you can’t buy website hosting through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I could afford another Supergirl statue I don’t need and you could have a real website. Like a man. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0251 – If I Can’t Have Morals Without God and You Have God Why Don’t You Have Morals?

Posted on December 13, 2019 by TGODecember 13, 2019

The God Pilled would have me believe I can’t have morals without God. I suggest that they can’t have moral even with God. Do your Bible buying through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need and laugh at your silly man in the sky. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada. Bitcoin me … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0250 – The Great One Attempts To Parent His Fellow Podcasters With A Verbal Ass Beating.

Posted on December 11, 2019 by TGODecember 11, 2019

At least when Adam Piggott uploads a WAV file it’s a fucking audio file that’s recognized by normal audio players. In this episode The Great One finally snaps. TGO attempts to explain to his podcasting juniors (TGO has been podcasting for 15 years, you’re welcome) some of their fuck ups. TGO knows that, much like teenage daughters, TJ Martinell, The Goddamn Bacon, Frank Cervi and our favourite “I don’t have time to write my book” trouble child Aaron Clarey aren’t going to listen. Still TGO likes yelling at the Interwebz. So I got some entertainment out of it. If Clarey … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0249 – Listener Responses to The Dead Ends and Destruction of a Sterile Life Part 2.

Posted on December 9, 2019 by TGODecember 9, 2019

In this episode I continue with responses from listeners to The Dead Ends and Destruction of a Sterile Life. We revisit the email from Law and his analogy of finding a woman + making kids to going to the gym and becoming fit. It works as an analogy and it doesn’t. I’ll attempt to explain why more coherently than I did last time around. Then we move on to a comment left on the post by Dimitri regarding my assessments of the God Pill. Dimitri is wrong about almost everything but his commentary is intelligent and though provoking. It forces … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0613 – Fire! – Episode III: Aborting Faggot Unviable Tissue Masses (aka Saving Western Civilization).

Posted on December 6, 2019 by TGODecember 6, 2019

The Great One is burning down the house in this three part series. In this episode TGO throws more wood (I said “wood”) on the fire: Who’s gotta match? ABORTION! Got your attention now bitches? The Great One (aka the founder of the Cynical Libertarian Society) is in full support of aborting (aka murdering) the children (aka future school shooters) of liberals (aka libtards) and single mothers (aka strong independent womynz who don’t need no man fish-bicycle). Who else is burning down the house? The Texas town of Waskom bans abortion and declares itself a sanctuary city for the unborn. … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0612 – Fire! – Episode II: Alpha Seed and Abortion (aka Forecasting The Death of Western Civilization).

Posted on December 4, 2019 by TGODecember 4, 2019

The Great One is still on fire in this three part series. In this episode TGO lights up: Medicare and Social Security (aka Ponzi scams to transfer money from men to women) still have troubled (aka running out of money because math is real) futures. Texas State Board of Eduction declares that students need to learn how to write. My mother (aka commie socialist hater of white men, Republicans and Christians) thinks this is “stupid shit”. Who need to write? Right? Looking down at your phone causes bone spikes in your neck. But since no one is looking at your … Continue reading →

Linkage: 3 December, 2019 – Team Woman Is Comprised Of Children Yet Still Winning #CLSology

Posted on December 3, 2019 by TGODecember 3, 2019

Good morning class. Today’s lesson starts off with some bad news. Team Woman is winning. Western Civilization is losing. And why is Team Woman winning despite being teamed by people who are irresponsible, immature, incompetent and need a good spanking to set their lives in order? Because white men are cucks. It all comes down to cucks. It’s cucks all the way down. And no. The God Pill will not save you. Taking the God Pill has solved zero problems. Roosh took the God Pill. Nice for him. Since Roosh took the God Pill what has changed? Libtards and SJWs … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0611 – Fire! – Episode I: Hate, Welfare, Math (aka Hate) and Printing Money (aka Compassion).

Posted on December 2, 2019 by TGODecember 2, 2019

The Great One is on fire in this three part series. In this episode TGO burns down: Turd Flinging Monkey is right about how to save Western Civilization. TGO is racist and don’t you say otherwise. What group of people started destroying Western Civilization the moment they were given political power? TGO getting stuck in the ice and snow. Finally we get to today’s topic. The future of Social Security and Medicare is “shaky”. Medicare is “pointed towards insolvency by 2026”. We can only dream. The financial condition of the government’s bedrock retirement programs for middle- and working-class Americans remains … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0610 – Texas Politics: Only 820 Laws Away From Perfection.

Posted on November 29, 2019 by TGONovember 29, 2019

The Great One rants some more about new laws in Texas, the lameness of government, and how fucking stupid statists are. I think I get single mothers in as well. In other words – same shit, different day. Want to know more about the 820 new laws in Texas than you ever wanted to know? Have at it . . . https://legiscan.com/TX/legislation/2019 https://capitol.texas.gov/Reports/Report.aspx?LegSess=86R&ID=signedbygov Spend! Consume! Obey! Do your spending and consuming through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can spend and consume yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would … Continue reading →