Fifteen Years of Stating The Obvious.
Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
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- Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
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- Here be a cute redhead for you.
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- If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
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- The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
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- Are you looking at her? #MeToo
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- Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
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- She’s wondering did you learn anything.
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- Suddenly all my rage is gone.
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- TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
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- Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
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- Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
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- Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
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- Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
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- Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
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- Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
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- She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
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- Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
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- Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
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- Nice waves.
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- I’d like to be her bicycle.
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- Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
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- I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
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- Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
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- Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
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- Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
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- She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
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- Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
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- I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
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- It’s OK to be a redhead.
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- That’s organic.
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- Red. Yummy red.
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- Now there is a god pill I would take.
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- She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
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- Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
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- She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
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- I wonder if she has any friends?
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- She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
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- I’d like to ride her bicycle.
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- She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
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- Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
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- Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
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- The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
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- I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
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- That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
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- Green light.
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- I’d go to London with her.
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- Red head? Head of redness?
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- The front game is strong with this one.
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- Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
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- Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
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- The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
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- Yup. Redhead.
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- A red head’s place is in the home.
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- I care about redheads. And they care about me.
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- Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
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- No walls being hit here.
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- Now she could tell me a story.
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- She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
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- Play games on your time. Not company time.
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- Speaking of things that should be climbed…
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- She could steal my sign any day.
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- OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
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- Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
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- She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
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- Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
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