Fifteen Years of Stating The Obvious.
Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
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- Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
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- Here be a cute redhead for you.
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- Yup. Redhead.
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- The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
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- Now she could tell me a story.
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- Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
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- Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
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- Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
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- OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
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- Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
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- I’d go to London with her.
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- Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
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- Now there is a god pill I would take.
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- I’d like to ride her bicycle.
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- I’d like to be her bicycle.
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- That’s organic.
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- Play games on your time. Not company time.
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- She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
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- Nice waves.
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- Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
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- Are you looking at her? #MeToo
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- I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
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- Speaking of things that should be climbed…
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- Red. Yummy red.
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- Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
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- She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
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- The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
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- I care about redheads. And they care about me.
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- Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
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- Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
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- It’s OK to be a redhead.
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- She could steal my sign any day.
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- Suddenly all my rage is gone.
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- Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
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- She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
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- Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
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- Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
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- Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
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- The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
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- No walls being hit here.
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- Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
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- She’s wondering did you learn anything.
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- That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
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- Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
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- She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
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- Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
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- Green light.
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- Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
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- I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
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- The front game is strong with this one.
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- Red head? Head of redness?
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- She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
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- She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
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- If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
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- She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
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- TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
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- Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
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- Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
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- Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
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- I wonder if she has any friends?
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- I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
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- A red head’s place is in the home.
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- She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
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- Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
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- Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
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