Fifteen Years of Stating The Obvious.
Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
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- Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
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- She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
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- Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
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- She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
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- Nice waves.
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- The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
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- Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
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- Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
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- I’d like to ride her bicycle.
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- The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
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- I’d go to London with her.
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- Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
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- Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
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- Green light.
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- I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
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- She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
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- Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
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- I care about redheads. And they care about me.
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- Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
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- Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
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- Red. Yummy red.
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- Now there is a god pill I would take.
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- A red head’s place is in the home.
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- Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
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- It’s OK to be a redhead.
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- That’s organic.
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- Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
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- She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
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- Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
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- Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
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- Yup. Redhead.
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- I wonder if she has any friends?
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- Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
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- Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
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- Play games on your time. Not company time.
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- Now she could tell me a story.
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- Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
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- If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
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- OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
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- Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
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- Speaking of things that should be climbed…
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- She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
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- Here be a cute redhead for you.
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- Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
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- She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
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- Red head? Head of redness?
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- I’d like to be her bicycle.
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- The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
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- Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
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- The front game is strong with this one.
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- That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
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- Are you looking at her? #MeToo
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- Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
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- Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
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- She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
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- I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
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- Suddenly all my rage is gone.
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- She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
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- TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
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- I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
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- No walls being hit here.
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- She could steal my sign any day.
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- Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
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- Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
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- She’s wondering did you learn anything.
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