The CLS Sandbox – Page 69 – Not A Safe Space

Stating The Obvious – 0078

“Filthy story-teller, despot, liar, thief, braggart, buffoon, usurper, monster, ignoramus Abe, old scoundrel, perjurer, robber, swindler, tyrant, field-butcher, land-pirate.” — Harper’s Weekly magazine, 1852, on Abraham Lincoln It’s snowing in Fort Collins. Global Warming is destroying the world. Total number of contracts with Halliburton Corporation cancelled by Hussein Obama? Zero! “Women want the dick. Even when they say no, they want the dick.” Newspapers are full of idiocy. “Momshells?” How fucking sad are you people? Sarah Palin is not hot. What is wrong with you people? I wouldn’t do Sarah Palin with Bill Clinton’s dick. I don’t rely on emotions … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious – 0077

Back for number 3 in a row. We watched another 30 minutes of ‘Day of Darkness’ – which turned out to be a terrible movie. It’s totally not a zombie movie. Plus Hussein Obama’s stimulus is not big enough. Crap, there is another election in less than 4 years. Hussein has taken elections to a new level. It’s all about internet and pop stars and logos. There is no substance to his presidency just as there was no substance to his campaign. If the Republicans want to have even a chance in hell of wining in 4 years they are … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious – 0076

Days of Darkness is a terrible movie. Do not watch this movie. T.R. Reid – a journalist – thinks he can find the solution to the healthcare “problem”. He also thinks, like most stupid people, that healthcare is “free”. “Everyone deserves health care.” Really? Bullshit. If you really want to protect your “right to abortion” the last thing you should do is give control of health care to the government. There is no “free” – someone has to pay for it. If every country on Earth except for the U.S. has free health care, and you want free health care, … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0075

Go to spiderwebsoftware.com and check out their awesome role playing games. Weather is wonderful, trail running is great. The greatest movie ever filmed: Poultrygeist, Night of the Chicken Dead. This movie is totally fucking awesome. You must see it. It’s a zombie satire & social satire movie all in one. Lawmakers work to remove state spending cap – because yes, we need to allow the state to spend more money! That’s how you fix the economy, by spending more money. “Signing the stimulus.” Stimulus is not a noun and it can’t have hope. I am reading The Dumbest Generation and … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious – 0075

Go to spiderwebsoftware.com and check out their awesome role playing games. Weather is wonderful, trail running is great. The greatest movie ever filmed: Poultrygeist, Night of the Chicken Dead. This movie is totally fucking awesome. You must see it. It’s a zombie satire & social satire movie all in one. Lawmakers work to remove state spending cap – because yes, we need to allow the state to spend more money! That’s how you fix the economy, by spending more money. “Signing the stimulus.” Stimulus is not a noun and it can’t have hope. I am reading The Dumbest Generation and … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious – 0074

The messiah himself, King Hussein Obama, is in Denver signing his stimulus. Journalists think that “stimulus” is a noun. King Hussein is going to give more power to the National Security Council. Expanding its membership and increasing its authority. Nation building, climate change and infrastructure are now under the authority of the NSC. How ’bout them civil liberties now assholes? King Hussein seeks permission from the sissy Europeans and the drunk Russians to put a missile shield in Europe. I told you people Hussein wouldn’t fart without permission from the French. The problem with the bailout money going to CEO … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious #73

One thing that will never change: I am right and you are wrong. Obama Watch is operational. Check it out. King Hussein and ethics. How is he holding up to what he promised in the Blueprint for Change? He isn’t. Let’s examine the change for the hope of the hope for the change. Obama gives a wavier for his own ethics standards to a rich white man who works for a defense contractor. HOWS YOUR FUCKING CHANGE ASSHOLES?!? He lied to you in order to get elected and now King Hussein is pissing in your face. What the fuck is … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0072

King Hussein is not pulling the troops out of Afghanistan. He has told you he isn’t going to do this, yet the dirty fucking hippies can’t accept that. Global warming, there is no “scientific consensus” – get over it. Liberals, please keep purchasing ads in newspapers, because that kills trees, uses electricity and contributes to global warming. That’s how we get 60 degree weather in Colorado in January. Fuck Yea! There is a porn version of Netflix, which pisses me off, because I wanted to start that business. It’s called wantedlist.com – not that I’ve used it, I’ve just heard … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious #71

Thank you liberals for driving cars and contributing to global warming. It’s been nice and warm in Colorado this winter. How corrupt is the police chief of CSU, and why does he have four stars on his collar? You are not a fucking admiral. Do police really have to choose between enforcing the law and obeying the law? Why are they not capable of doing both? “Didn’t I tell you the police lie?” Of course the police lie, and they break the law. Police are criminals. The Office of Equal Opportunity and Diversity exist for two reason: 1. Get jobs … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious #70

The first STO since King Hussein has taken the Oath of Office. No, I haven’t watched television. That’s why I’m not stupid. You say change, I say bullshit. You say progressive, I say communist. You say hope, I say shut the fuck up. It was good to see however that the KKK or Nazis didn’t take a shot at him, or if they did try something they were silenced and we don’t know about it. Maybe racism is less visible because there is less of it. Ever thought of that? You can’t use your skin colour as an excuse for … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious – 0069

Only two days until the Messiah takes office and saves us from the evil rich people. I made the mistake of picking up a newspaper this morning. There is a reason I stay away from the media. MLK day and how cold it is outside. Liberals want diversity, but they don’t want to be cold. Change we need. The entire newspaper is nothing but Obama. How is Hussein going to fix the economy? By selling merchandise with his face. You can buy a copy of the front page of the newspaper, for $94. Or, you could buy the newspaper for … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious – 0068

The question is, can Hussein Obama walk on water? We continue with men fighting gender violence. Since most sexual perpetrators are men, it’s okay to single out men. Yet since most terrorist are Muslims we can not single out Muslims. Checking out girls “devalues” them. To a femi-nazi looking at a women is sexual assault. If you women are really so fragile that someone looking at you is harmful to your ego how dare you think you are equal to me? Are women really helpless when confronted with issues such as being looked at? And if she is so traumatized … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious – 0067

I must apologize for the previous STO. Why don’t we send all the unemployed people to France? Corporate bailouts: Why do we (the taxpayers via the government) just hand them the money. Make them work for it. GM needs my tax money in order to stay in business? GM is threatening the United States. The only reason Democrats are going to bail out GM is so the UAW will continue to vote Democrat. If GM can’t stay in the black then GM should collapse. Why must the tax payers float $12 million of “loans” to save GM from their poor … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0066

Every day Obama thanks god for white guilt. I’m pissed today. May of you are offended . . . But many of you offend me because all you can do is go through life looking for things to be offended by. You are total fucking losers. You are sheep. You are stupid. Your existence offends me. Fuck you and fuck your god. Why do I refer to Hussein Obama as our first affirmative action president? I’ll explain. You want to find people who hate freedom? Go to congress. That’s where you will find them. Then there are the Jews. If … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious – 0066

Every day Obama thanks god for white guilt. I’m pissed today. May of you are offended . . . But many of you offend me because all you can do is go through life looking for things to be offended by. You are total fucking losers. You are sheep. You are stupid. Your existence offends me. Fuck you and fuck your god. Why do I refer to Hussein Obama as our first affirmative action president? I’ll explain. You want to find people who hate freedom? Go to congress. That’s where you will find them. Then there are the Jews. If … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious – 0065

Liberals believe in freedom – for themselves, not for you. I think anybody who makes a profit of movies should be arrested. Now, it’s time to compare the U.S. to the French again. I think liberals love the French so much because the French women are ugly, hairy and smell bad. Like hippie girls. Like David Crosby. The French pay higher taxes, but they get more from the government. I don’t want more from the government. I want the government to fuck off and leave me alone. Once again, Fat Ass Moore is actually right about something. In the U.S. … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious – 0064

Come January 20th the wealth will be spread! It is I, The Great One, Himself – and I am launching the cruise missile of my intellect. When people disagree with me it is exclusively because they are stupid. Soon King Hussein will be destroying the economy FDR style. Back to Mike’s Election Guide, as Fat Ass Michael Moore tells King Hussein what his agenda should be. “Anyone who tries to make a profit from health care will be arrested.” This is why I hate liberals. If someone makes money, arrest them. This is a liberal, a person who is for … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious – 0063

“Yes we can!” and yes they did. But I am still right, you are still wrong & you can still kiss my ass. If you claim to be writing a “voters guide” shouldn’t you make some attempt to be even-handed towards each candidate? The voters guide doesn’t mention you must do community service to get the $4000 tax credit. Obama supports gay “unions” but not “marriage”. Hmmm… I wonder… He’s playing his cards pretty close. Just where does Hussein Obama come down on gay marriage? With liberals who favour it, or with black people – who tend to be religious … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious – 0062

Star Wars Battlefront II is evil. Totally evil. I have no life anymore. Picking up where we left off in STO 061, talking about voting guides and how stupid liberals are. Democrats want to “slightly” raise taxes in order to spend your money on causes they support. “Tricks” do work on voters – the U.S. just elected Obama. Also note that while the voter guide tells you to vote against Amendment 52, did you notice that the “guide” doesn’t actually provide any information about what the amendment is about? Yet again we see that the problem is too many ignorant … Continue reading →