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Anarchy Moment 0114 – Slaves Wanna Be Slaves

Friday’s cast will be a repeat as I’m up to my neck in work right now. In this episode I babble about Spartacus and slaves wanting to be slaves. http://www.cynlibsoc.com/mp3/am/AM-0114.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download Anarchy Moment 0263 – A Four-fecta Of Smackdown. Anarchy Moment 0262 – Do Any Of You Even Know What Is A Brain Cell? Anarchy Moment 0261 – Podcasting By The Fire With My Bipolar Girlfriend. Anarchy Moment 0260 – Wuhan Virus Procrastination Everything Is Racist End Of The World Tuesday Morning Special. Anarchy Moment 0259 – Ecko-wacko Wet Dream Comes True. Eco-wackos Flock To … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0216 – The Third Element of Anarcho-capitalism No One Talks About.

I’m not going to bullshit you. This is one of the greatest episodes of Stating The Obvious ever. This is so fucking good that I don’t even care about getting blow off (not blown, blow off) by a stunningly hot redhead. The fucking CLSology I lay down in this episode is tighter than a 16 year old redheaded virgin. What are the elements of Anarcho-capitalism? 1. The Zero Aggression Principle. Do not initiate or accept agression. 2. Property rights. Respect the property rights of all other people. 3. The Market. But no one talks about why the market will currently … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0215 – If Women Are Strong and Independent Why Do They Keep Getting Raped? #QuestionsForFemistatistCunts

Why does Fort Collins have more people with college educations than the state of Colorado yet a lower average income? I can answer that. #QuestionsForFemistatistCunts If women don’t want to be held accountable as the primary caretakers of children why do women always seek custody of the children when getting a divorce? Answer: Having the children means getting access to resources. Specifically emotional and money. Single mothers get attention and praise. Single mothers get welfare, WIC, food stamps, alimony, child support, tax write offs and more. If women are stronge and independent why do they keep getting raped? Answer: Women … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0214 – First World Problems of Upper Middle Class White Women from North America.

What are the first world problems of upper middle class to rich white women from North America? Let’s take a look at some of ’em. Global warming comes from the same place as religion. Primitive men looking at the world around them and being unable to explain it. They create mythology and religion to explain things they don’t understand. Women gravitate towards jobs in social work partially because they believe they are helping people but also because these types of jobs give women easy and extensive access to men who are criminals and abusive. The kind of men women want … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0113 – Why The Market Will Fail

As anarcho-capitalists we love to talk about how the market will succeed in creating the best outcomes. But will it really? There is a flaw in the market. But before I talk about that I talk about flaws in girls. 1. If girls aren’t getting attention they don’t exist. 2. Girls want to be fucked by dominate men yet the colleges are busy creating passive sissyfied men. http://www.cynlibsoc.com/mp3/am/AM-0113.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download Anarchy Moment 0263 – A Four-fecta Of Smackdown. Anarchy Moment 0262 – Do Any Of You Even Know What Is A Brain Cell? Anarchy Moment 0261 … Continue reading →

Repeat: Stating The Obvious 0190 – Why The State Want’s Women To Be Raped, part 1 of 3

Randi and I are upgrading computers here at the Cynical Libertarian Society recording studio. Thus today you get a repeat. For additional entertainment you can read this. 20 Stupid Feminist Questions For Men Answered – http://thelibertarianrepublic.com/20-stupid-feminist-questions-men-answered/ But let’s be honest. “Stupid Feminist” is redundant. There isn’t any other kind of feminist. This is a good one too. Female school teachers who fuck their students. By “fuck” I mean have sex with them. All school teachers fuck their students in the sense of failing to educate them. http://www.wnd.com/2014/08/39783/ Here’s another interesting bit I ran across. Why millennial women don’t save – … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0213 – “Money Doesn’t Matter To Me” and Other Stupid Things Statists Say

When someone tells you “Money doesn’t matter to me.” what the person means is: 1. I have no ability to create value for other people. 2. I expect other people to pay my way through life. It never fails. I tell people not to do X but to do Y instead. They keep doing X and I keep telling them to do Y. Then one day they email me and say “Hey, guess what? If I do Y it’s easier than doing X.” Really? No shit? Pretty sure I told you that. Women who are hardcore into watching football are … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0112 – Laws Governing The Use of Leaf Blowers.

In Stating The Obvious 212 I talked about the upcoming laws in Fort Collins about dust. Then I read the proposed laws governing leaf blowers. Or as I call them, dust blowers. Draft version of the law: http://www.fcgov.com/airquality/pdf/dust-control-manual_draft_v6.pdf Keep in mind that Fort Collins just banned cigarettes and e-cigarettes outside. Not in building, but out-fucking-side because of health concerns. Yet leaf blowers kick up dust, chemicals, pesticides, dog shit, pollen, college student vomit and fuck knows what else. Those don’t get banned. Why not you ask? Because white people in Fort Collins like to see brown people who don’t speak … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0212 – White Women Must Never Experience Discomfort

In this episode: More bitching about how much customer service sucks. Fort Collins is going to pass laws against dust. I would like to simply see leaf blowers made illegal. It’s very statist of me but we live in a statist world. When in Rome one does as the Romans do. http://www.fcgov.com/airquality/fugitive-dust.php If you have a dog because you don’t ever want to be alone that might be a clue about why no one else wants to be alone with you either. A family unit that allows the youngest and least experienced member of the family to be responsible for … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0111 – Stefan Molyneux Whines About A $2 Donation and You Are Doing Violence To Him By Posting On Feministbook.

I know this has been beat to death but I’m behind on listening to podcasts so I just heard it. I also talk rant about how the right-wing and left-wing statists are going to try to take control of libertarianism and anarcho-capitalism. Republicans are now calling themselves libertarian. Femistatist like Ben Stone are attempting to pass themselves off as anarcho-capitalist. http://www.cynlibsoc.com/mp3/am/AM-0111.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download Anarchy Moment 0263 – A Four-fecta Of Smackdown. Anarchy Moment 0262 – Do Any Of You Even Know What Is A Brain Cell? Anarchy Moment 0261 – Podcasting By The Fire With My … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0110 – Who Do Statists Expect Salvation From? God. Government. Aliens.

Do I “believe” in UFOs? Not in the sense that you do. Statists are always waiting for someone to show up and solve their problems. Be it Obama. Be it Jesus. Be it aliens. The idea that a statist could solve any problem for herself is completely . . . alien . . . to her. Statists are perminant children who need a parent figure to provide for them. Have you noticed that once everyone have a HD video camera in their pocket alien abductions and UFO sightings abruptly stopped? Now that the government has passed a law forcing you … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0109 – Be Worried! More Men Use Twitter Than Women.

There is something new to worry about. More men than women are using Twitter and this simply will not be tolerated. Meanwhile more women use Femistbook, I mean Facebook, than men. Move along. Nothing to see here. More evidence of my assertion that everything in our society is geared towards making sure no white woman ever experiences discomfort of any kind. Facebook still skews significantly female. Women in the U.S. are more likely to use Facebook than men by about 10 percentage points, according to a 2013 survey of social network adoption. Twitter has begun to lean worryingly toward male … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0211 – 9 Year Old Girl With An Uzi Goes On Killing Rampage. Their Oughta Be A Law!

I ramble about so stuff and hate on the State. Then I read and respond to a column by Leonard Pitts Jr. A nine year old girl accidentally shot a gun instructor with an Uzi and now there is a “toll of gun carnage that makes civilized people in civilized place shake their heads in wonder…” In the entire history of the human species this has happened one time. And we need more laws. More State. Leonard take a break from sucking on The Messiah’s balls long enough to inform us that “a blind person can get a gun permit”. … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0210 – Just Because You Don’t Have Money Doesn’t Mean Other People Should Work For Free

Today I talk about another poor person who has made bad choices and no integrity. It’s what they do best. If you want to stop being poor you first have to start being smarter. This fool flaked out on me and cost me money. Then the little fucker asks me to provide him with my services at a discount. You’re a dumbass and I’m here to tell you you’re a dumbass. If someone tells you “I’m not looking for a handout” that means he is looking for a handout. http://www.cynlibsoc.com/mp3/sto/STO-210-2015-01-17.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download Stating The Obvious 0628 … Continue reading →

Repeat: Anarchy Moment 0081 – The Reason You Are Not Making Money Is Because You Work For Free

Greetings y’all. I’ve got much going on so you’re getting a repeat this Friday. An idiot cock sucker contacted me and wanted a consulting session. We set it up for today then he flaked on me. He then tells me on the phone that he can’t pay my full price but he will buy me lunch if I answer his questions. In honour of fucktards who want stuff for free I’m repeating my Anarchy Moment episode “The Reason You Are Not Making Money Is Because You Work For Free“. http://www.cynlibsoc.com/mp3/am/AM-0081.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download Repeat: Stating The Obvious … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0108 – Anarcho-capitalist Are Wrong

Anarchists are wrong more than any one else. That’s why we are right more than any one else. And it’s why we are superior. http://www.cynlibsoc.com/mp3/am/AM-0108.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download Anarchy Moment 0263 – A Four-fecta Of Smackdown. Anarchy Moment 0262 – Do Any Of You Even Know What Is A Brain Cell? Anarchy Moment 0261 – Podcasting By The Fire With My Bipolar Girlfriend. Anarchy Moment 0260 – Wuhan Virus Procrastination Everything Is Racist End Of The World Tuesday Morning Special. Anarchy Moment 0259 – Ecko-wacko Wet Dream Comes True. Eco-wackos Flock To Orange Man and Beg Him … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0107 – Ranting About “Old” People

A rant that has nothing to do with anarchy. Why is a salesman sending me emails which are TYPED IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS? Because he’s “old”. Maybe not old in body but old in brain. Old people need to get out of the way and stop holding back progress. http://www.cynlibsoc.com/mp3/am/AM-0107.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download Anarchy Moment 0263 – A Four-fecta Of Smackdown. Anarchy Moment 0262 – Do Any Of You Even Know What Is A Brain Cell? Anarchy Moment 0261 – Podcasting By The Fire With My Bipolar Girlfriend. Anarchy Moment 0260 – Wuhan Virus Procrastination Everything Is … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0106 – Would You Push A Button To End Statism?

It’s a “Stadium Full Of Babies” question I grant you. But it’s an interesting thought experiment. If you could push a button and statism would end. Government and corporations instantly disappear. Would you do it? Why or why not? http://www.cynlibsoc.com/mp3/am/AM-0106.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download Anarchy Moment 0263 – A Four-fecta Of Smackdown. Anarchy Moment 0262 – Do Any Of You Even Know What Is A Brain Cell? Anarchy Moment 0261 – Podcasting By The Fire With My Bipolar Girlfriend. Anarchy Moment 0260 – Wuhan Virus Procrastination Everything Is Racist End Of The World Tuesday Morning Special. Anarchy Moment … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0209 – Brianne Bolin Is Poor Because She Made Bad Choices part 3 of 2

I wrap up the saga of why a woman who has a liberal arts degree in avant-garde poetry, works as an adjunct professor at a college (which is run by left-wing statists), and a retarded child. She doesn’t understand why she is poor but it must have something to do with the patriarchy. Message to boys – this is critical – if you fucking a femistatist woman and thinking you are safe from unwanted children because she will get an abortion if she gets pregnant . . . you are wrong. Femistatist love to talk about abortion but they will … Continue reading →