The CLS Sandbox – Page 3 – Not A Safe Space

Anarchy Moment 0256 – Advocating Violence and Losing Things.

The Great One does a podcast from Muh Road! TGO often makes fun of cucks for their never ending declarations they “don’t advocate violence.” Does this mean TGO advocates violence? Good question. I will explain. Then a story from Weyland-Yutani in which zoomers can’t find things, don’t tell me they can’t find things, and deny we even have things we have. You cucks (the cucks who don’t advocate violence) think the zoomers are your saviours. Cucks. You can’t live with ’em but you can shoot ’em. They aren’t gonna shoot back because they don’t advocate violence. When your employees lose … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0619 – That Would Make Us Winners. That’s The Only Excuse For Fighting.

Great One, why the hell is today’s episode so short? Truth is that I suddenly ran out of steam. Right there in the middle of recording. And I didn’t want to subject my listeners to shitty podcasting. Speaking of shitty podcasting. I give you the Fight White Genocide Podcast. https://www.fightwhitegenocide.com/ With allies like these there in no way in hell white people can avoid extermination. Not only is this podcast boring as fuck as the whitest white people with no personality attempt to intellectualize their way out of extinction but you will also have to suffer through the same “we … Continue reading →

Stealing Other People’s Podcast.

Greetings friends and enemies. There was no podcast today as The Great One is busy. There may or may not be a podcast on Friday. TGO was busy working and while he was working he was listening to The Clarey Podcast – thought more specifically he was listening to the Old Brother Podcast. The episode I finished today is so good and so important and so relevant to a story I’m going to tell you when I have time that I’m actually going to steal Cappy’s podcast and put it in my feed. Cappy interviews Terrence Popp and Rich Cooper … Continue reading →

Linkage: 21 January, 2020 – Think Happy Thoughts. Sci-fi and Girls. #CLSology

The only thing better than science fiction and girls would be . . . science fiction girls. I was gearing up an episode of linkage for today that was gonna be brimming with rage and fury. Then I got over it. I got all warm and fuzzy inside. Unicorns, kittens, ice cream. Alright, that’s a bit of an exaggeration. But I am in a much better mood. Thus instead of me whining about cucks you’re getting a dose of science fiction and girls. First up, a look at your cell phone, statism and technology obsessed future. Your mandatory upgrade is … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0023 – First World White Girl Problems: Womynz Are Insane and Disconnected From Reality. Who Knew?

In this episode of first world white girl problems: “Everything was lovely and beautiful” until her boyfriend banged his ex-girlfriend. I don’t think “lovely and beautiful” means what she thinks it means. Who knew? Her boyfriend needs constant attention. That’s because she doesn’t have a boyfriend. She has either a dog or a girlfriend. Who knew? Her friends went out together without inviting her. Who the fuck do they think they are? Who knew? She was lied to about how wonderful it would be working for a non-profit. Non-profits don’t have money or competent employees. Who knew? Call it “satire” … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0255 – TGO Returns From Eight Days of Putting Up With Zoomers.

The Great One lives. Mostly. This podcast recorded on muh road north of Denver after driving down from the mountains. We have been out for eight days doing a gig and everyone is tired in all the ways you can be tired. In this episode: Yoga Pants Girl’s declining SMV. Moe, EDM and his binky. Probably some other stuff. I done forgot and I’m still tired as all get out. Buy your EDM binky through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need and support the evils of the free market. … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0618 – More Doomsday, National Geographic, and Racism.

In this episode: I talk some more about nuking places and people and The Doomsday Machine. Then I start in on National Geographic magazine. We were going down the path of Global Warming but end up getting side tracked as Procter and Gamble corporation virtues signals how much they care about (want money from) coloured people. Virtue signal how much you care about race by buying your Procter and Gamble products through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need. Because Supergirl is white. And obviously I’m a racist. Send some … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0617 – Midsommar, Dick on Dr. Phil, and The Doomsday Machine.

In this episode: I catch you up on what’s happening in Midsommar. It’s painful. It’s Millennial. It’s my body my choice. Dick Masterson on Dr. Phil. The tapes have been found and posted on YouTube. Then I talk about the book The Doomsday Machine by Daniel Ellsberg. Dick on Dr. Phil: Supercut – Just The Tip! Buy The Doomsday Machine through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0616 – This Really Is The Last Episode of 2019 For Realz, No Take-Backskies: Smoking Dope and Showing Tits.

Okie-dokie. For realz. This is gonna be the last podcast recorded in 2019. Really it is. As 2019 comes to a close what is on The Great One’s mind? Smoking dope. Women exposing their tits. Probably some other stuff as well. Okie-dokie. For realz. Go spend your federal reserve fiat currency cuck bucks throught my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. I will buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need. For realz. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0022 – First World White Girl Problems: Heart-Warming Tales Of Women Meeting The Wall.

In this episode of first world white girl problems: Disney princess who is about to become divorced is concerned she will not be able to find a man who is good enough for her and her son. As if she cares about her son. People keep asking her for free advice. The man of her dreams has been banging three other women. Women love an alpha. She communicates with her boss via snapchat. I think we’ve found the problem. A man has a small penis and feels the need to tell women about it. She is 33, has a master’s … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0615 – Actually This Is The Last Episode of 2019: White Knights and Dope Smoking.

Right then. This is gonna be the last episode of the podcast I record in 2019. What should we talk about? White knighting for fat womynz. Smoking dope is totally harmless and not addictive at all. If Amazon sold dope and the stoners bought their dope through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. I could buy all the Supergirl statues I don’t need and then some. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0021 – First World White Girl Problems: Women Hate When Men Treat Them The Way They Treat Men.

In this episode of first world white girl problems: Femistatism leads a normal woman to question her sanity. Asperger’s bride doesn’t want babies at her wedding and her family fails to support her. Girl “found out” at 19 she was pregnant so she got an abortion. Now she wants to be forgiven for murdering her child. A man told her to stop calling him so she goes stalker and begins contacting him at work after he blocks her. What the fuck is wrong with him? Her boyfriend doesn’t enjoy sex. I think she means he doesn’t enjoy sex with her. … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0614 – The Last Episode of 2019: Midsommar and Legions Of Fire.

The Great One is in an odd mood. Maybe podcasting will snap him out of it. I talk about the first 30 minutes of the movie Midsommar. It’s fucking terrible. But it’s bad in a specific way. A very Millennial way. Then I talk about Legions of Fire by Peter David. It’s a Babylon 5 book that is mostly good. I think it has two flaws which I will tell you about. Along the way I’ll tell you about TV shows you should watch, shouldn’t watch and I’ll bitch about statism. Business as usual. Buy the complete Babylon 5 collection … Continue reading →

Emergency Panic Linkage! 31 December, 2019 – World Ends Due To Global Warming In Less Than 24 Hours!!

Less than 24 hours! Exclamation mark! Exclamation mark! Linkage: 24 March, 2020 – If Wuhan Virus Was Murdering Unborn Children With Kung Flu Instead Of Boomers Not One Libtard Would Give A Fuck. #CLSology Linkage: 22 March, 2020 – Wuhan Virus Super Special Update Spectacular Extravaganza With Extra Racism (because everything is racism except for replacing white people #KillAllWhiteMen). #CLSology Linkage: 10 March, 2020 – On Overcoming The Illusion Of The Importance Of Non-importance. #CLSology Linkage: 3 March, 2020 – The Low Hanging Fruit of Twitter. #CLSology Linkage: 25 February, 2020 – Frank Cervi’s Kampf? What About TGO’s Kampf? #CLSology … Continue reading →

Linkage: 31 December, 2019 – Science Fiction – How Long Until The Sun Goes Out? #CLSology

Science fiction was once the domain of men and the sorts of women who liked men who treated them like women. Great writers. Epic story arcs. Bold exploration and adventure. Survival more by faith than science. Since the cucks allowed womynz to take control of everything (and the some) science fiction has become the playground of the mentally ill. Originally this was going to be a positive edition of linkage. I was going to link to some good science fiction videos. I’m still gonna link you some good stuff . . . yet I find I must start off with … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0020 – First World White Girl Problems: Old Undesired (but I repeat myself) Women Want Powerful Men To Desire Them.

In this episode of first world white girl problems: E. Jean fantasizes about Donald Trump having sexual desire for her. A 37 year old woman wants a family but can’t find a good man. Another woman says a movie director pounded her too. Like all the other women she didn’t warn other women about him and waited 25 years to say anything. Now she is old and has fantasies about powerful men having sexual desire for her. Call it “satire” if that helps you sleep at night. We all know that Men > Women. It’s a biological fact. If you … Continue reading →

The Greasy Pole 0012 – The Getting Lucky With Miss Kentucky Episode

It’s back at last. The Greasy Pole returns. In this episode: A special (and we do mean “special”) guest. Miss Kentucky. TGO has short hair. Miss Kentucky. Allergic to cats. Miss Kentucky. How much toilet paper women use. Miss Kentucky. Appeasing 15 year old boys. Miss Kentucky. Freezing eggs. Miss Kentucky. Who is and isn’t cool enough to hang out with Rollo. Miss Kentucky. Writing books. Or not writing books in the Great One’s case. Miss Kentucky. Being mistake for Santa Clause. Miss Kentucky. Flaking on chycks. Miss Kentucky. Country and Western songs we should write. Miss Kentucky. Passion. Miss … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0254 – Christmas Morning by The Fire Place

Merry Christmas and Heil Hitler! The Great One records while sitting next to the fire place on a lovely Christmas morning here in the People’s Republic of Fort Collins located in the Soviet Sector of Colorado. In this episode: Being grateful for rejection. The phrase I couldn’t think of is opportunity cost. Listener email about TGO bitching about podcasters who can’t figure out how to name their files. Cyberbegging. What women really think of men who give money to homeless people. What women really think of men who use Apple computers. The Great One bitching. Bitching about The Great One … Continue reading →

Linkage: 24 December, 2019 – All I Need To Know Can Be Found In The Headlines On Twitter. #CLSology

I get emails from Twitter telling me “what’s happening” and “what people in Denver shared” as if I give a fuck what NPCs in Denver are sharing (that word makes me wanna vomit) on Twitter. And yea, I’m so old I remember when Twitter was cool. I look at the pictures. I look at the headlines. I look at the first X number of words extracted from the target link. I remember why I’m enjoying the decline, why I don’t pay attention to the media unless I need fodder for the podcast or linkage, and why you don’t have to … Continue reading →