The CLS Sandbox – Page 25 – Not A Safe Space

Stating The Obvious 0472 – 26.2% of Womyns Think There Is A More Effective Method Of Not Getting Pregnant Than Not Having Sex.

In this episode: Womyns. So smart that 26.2% of them thing there is a more effective form of birth control than not having sex. But Great One, in the podcast you said “22.2%”. Yes I did. Because I fucked up. See how I’m not blaming my mistake on men, white people or Donald Trump? I just plain fucked up. Since contraception became a covered preventive benefit, the share of female employees paying with their own money for birth control pills has plunged to 3 percent, according to the Kaiser Family Foundation. http://www.ourmidland.com/news/medical/article/Trump-s-one-two-punch-hits-birth-control-LGBT-12259113.php Shout out to a fan in Grand Junction. … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0471 – Wall-Hitting Women With Worthless Degrees Fail – Episode III: “I am trying to get out so terribly hard.” Just Not Hard Enough To Get A Real Job.

In this episode: We continue on with “Facing poverty, academics turn to sex work and sleeping in cars” https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/sep/28/adjunct-professors-homeless-sex-work-academia-poverty You can listen to Cappy’s podcast on this article here: http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com/2017/09/podcast-special-american-adjunct.html Wall-hitting women with college diplomas in fields that create no value for other humans are poor. Who the fuck would have guessed? http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=1647794 https://www.linkedin.com/in/caprice-lawless-409844a8 https://www.facebook.com/caprice.lawless http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=1457759 https://www.linkedin.com/in/mindy-percival-4b484a31 The Great One and Natural Selection 2024. Turning off the welfare and letting the parasites die. Buy stuff you don’t need via my affiliate link at cls.link. Send a commie to Canada over at Commies To Canada. Give me bitcoin. That stuff is … Continue reading →

linkage: 10 October, 2017 Special Edition: Womyns Are Not Equal #TheTriggering

This fallacy is where we get the NA*ALT (not all ____ are like that) absolution of the most unflattering parts of human nature. Not All Women Are Like That is standard feminine-primary boilerplate for women and sympathizing men (White Knights) who’d rather we all ignore the aspects of female nature that shine a bad light on what are easily observable truths about their behavior and the motives behind them. The social convention relies on the idea that if there is even one individual contradiction to the generalization (always deemed an ‘overgeneralization’) then the whole idea must be wrong. Of course, … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0470 – Wall-Hitting Women With Worthless Degrees Fail – Episode II: “I live paycheck to paycheck and I’m deeply in debt.”

In this episode: We continue with this “Facing poverty, academics turn to sex work and sleeping in cars” https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/sep/28/adjunct-professors-homeless-sex-work-academia-poverty Despite all the warning signs people continue to major in worthless degrees such as English, Medieval Poetry, 16th Century British History, International Communications, and Sociology. You can listen to Cappy’s podcast on this article here: http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com/2017/09/podcast-special-american-adjunct.html Wall-hitting women with college diplomas in fields that create no value for other humans are poor. Who the fuck would have guessed? “Most of my colleagues are unjustifiably ashamed,” she said. “They take this personally, as if they’ve failed, and I’m always telling them, ‘you … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0469 – Wall-Hitting Women With Worthless Degrees Fail – Episode 1: “I Feel Like I Should Make More Money!”

Trigger Warning! Your feelz will die. Brace yourself kids. The Great One doesn’t care about people being killed in Las Vegas and The Great One doesn’t care about adjunct college professors being homeless. The Great One for President in 2024. I’m gonna show you what “literally Hitler” really looks like. In this episode: I delve into this: “Facing poverty, academics turn to sex work and sleeping in cars” https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/sep/28/adjunct-professors-homeless-sex-work-academia-poverty Captain Capitalism sent this link my way probably because he knew this would set me over the top and have me foaming at the mouth while spewing obscenities. And I do. … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0468 – Adam Piggott and The Great One Guest Host The Clarey Podcast.

Buy stuff you don’t need via my affiliate link at cls.link. Send a commie to Canada over at Commies To Canada. Give me bitcoin. That stuff is worthless anyhow. You don’t want it. 1JH1h6etHsRMfVNT4YuBh9YLkFFRcMqUsi In this episode: Adam Piggott – author, podcaster, blogger and gentleman adventurer – and The Great One, Himself – future President of the United States in 2024 – guest host the Clarey Podcast so Aaron Clarey can lay about doing nothing like the unproductive deadbeat he is. Adam Piggott can be found at: https://pushingrubberdownhill.com/ The Clarey Podcast can be found at: https://soundcloud.com/aaron-clarey/ Your sister can be … Continue reading →

Linkage: 3 October, 2017 #TheTriggering

Everyone #PrayForLasVegas with me and #VirtueSignal like the statist cunts you are. I have been creating value for other people in return for money and thus not had time to watch the Clown News Network to find out in detail how Donald Trump is personally responsible for a left-wing statist shooting people in Las Vegas but I know it’s Trumps fault because LITERALLY HITLER! And because the 99% are inferior and democracy doesn’t work. Today, I’m just here to put an end to a life-long Internet debate and to inform everyone that liking traps is FUCKING GAY. Like…. really fucking … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0467 – The Great One, Himself for President of The United States in 2024. #TGO2024

Buy stuff you don’t need via my affiliate link at cls.link. Send a commie to Canada over at Commies To Canada. Give me bitcoin. That stuff is worthless anyhow. You don’t want it. 1JH1h6etHsRMfVNT4YuBh9YLkFFRcMqUsi In this episode: They say “Great One, you aren’t really running for President of the United States in 2024 are you?” The Great One, Himself begins to outline his campaign platform. Unlike Obama and Trump I intend to deliver. Don’t think I can deliver? Ask your mom. A Millennial bitch bitches about first world problems. Her college text books cost too much money. Or maybe she’s … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0466 – Scratch An Alt-Right Statist and A Social Justice Warrior Will Bleed.

Buy stuff you don’t need via my affiliate link at cls.link. Send a commie to Canada over at Commies To Canada. Give me bitcoin. That stuff is worthless anyhow. You don’t want it. 1JH1h6etHsRMfVNT4YuBh9YLkFFRcMqUsi In this episode: The Great One, Himself promised you politics, making fun of SJWs and bitching about the State. The Great One delivers. Just ask your mom. According to a new survey from Credible, a personal finance website, 50% of all respondents (ages 18-34) said they would give up their right to vote during the next two presidential elections in order to never have to make … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0465 – Worst Hotel Ever and The Great One In Love.

Buy stuff you don’t need via my affiliate link at cls.link. Send a commie to Canada over at Commies To Canada. Give me bitcoin. That stuff is worthless anyhow. You don’t want it. 1JH1h6etHsRMfVNT4YuBh9YLkFFRcMqUsi In this episode: The worst hotel ever. When I went up to my room the toilet already had shit in it. The probably charge extra for that. The Great One finds the woman he wants to have children with. She is of course not interested. http://cynlibsoc.com/mp3/sto/STO-0465-2017-09-23.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen. Stating … Continue reading →

Linkage: 26 September, 2017 #TheTriggering

The Great One ain’t letting no spiders of black widow or golden orb walk around on him. My balls ain’t this big. So to summarize, this guy won a case in court against someone for selling his art without permission, so now he thinks he can police the internet in a similar way. Its almost as if there is a difference between using someone’s work and earning financial compensation for it (Copyright infringement) and using someone’s working for satirical purposes (Fair use). I’m sure the alt-right will be happy to do as he says and this won’t result in more … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0464 – It’s All Evidence Why Democracy Doesn’t Work.

Buy stuff you don’t need via my affiliate link at cls.link. Send a commie to Canada over at Commies To Canada. Give me bitcoin. That stuff is worthless anyhow. You don’t want it. 1JH1h6etHsRMfVNT4YuBh9YLkFFRcMqUsi In this episode: More stories from my two weeks of having to work for a living along with some random ranting. http://cynlibsoc.com/mp3/sto/STO-0464-2017-09-23.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen. Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing. Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either Take The Yellow/Black … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0175 – Once Again The Great One Is Proven Right. Who Told You Left-wing Statist Women Can’t Shut The Fuck Up About Abortion But Will Not Actually Get Abortions? I Did.

What’s that you say? The Great One hasn’t lost his shit and ranted for too long? Brace yourself bitches. Once again The Great One is right. All you left-wing statist cunts out there need to shut the fuck up about abortions unless you are going to get one. And you did not “accidentally” get pregenant. You’re just a dumb bitch. http://cynlibsoc.com/mp3/am/AM-0175-2017-09-19.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download Anarchy Moment 0263 – A Four-fecta Of Smackdown. Anarchy Moment 0262 – Do Any Of You Even Know What Is A Brain Cell? Anarchy Moment 0261 – Podcasting By The Fire With My … Continue reading →

Linkage: 19 September, 2017 #TheTriggering

I am still recovering from being on the road for two weeks. Meanwhile . . . And this . . . There are no inherent differences in people, says the god Diversity, hearing whispers from the dark caves of Equality, caves which conceal the pit of Hell. This is why we need strict mandatory quotas based on differences that are not inherent. Men and women are not inherently different, which is how we cannot tell men and women apart, except by self-identification, which itself must be based on a fiction since there are no inherent differences between men and women. … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0463 – Estes Park Is A Third World Country.

I’m back from two weeks of travel. Am I getting any time off from work? Hell no. There is no rest for the wicked. Buy stuff you don’t need via my affiliate link at cls.link. Send a commie to Canada over at Commies To Canada. Give me bitcoin. That stuff is worthless anyhow. You don’t want it. 1JH1h6etHsRMfVNT4YuBh9YLkFFRcMqUsi In this episode: I bitch about Estes Park. I tell you about the few good things in Estes Park. I tell you about the hot babe I failed to score with. And why I have no respect for the military. A woman … Continue reading →

Repeat: Stating The Obvious 0340 – Humans Have To Learn The Hard Way. Even Then We Often Don’t Learn.

Happy Friday. I’m still out of town doing a gig. While you are reading this I’m either exhausted from working an 80 hour week or in jail for killing a stupid person. You’ll find out either way on Monday. Until then enjoy this repeat. I continue to lay the free flowing smackdown on statist ass. In this episode: 1. Human have to learn the hard way. Even then humans often don’t learn. I warned you not to get married. You did it anyway. You thought “the woman I am marrying is different – she will never divorce me and take … Continue reading →

Repeat: Stating The Obvious 0174 – Words, Meanings and Actions in Philosophy

Hi gang. I hate the repeats as much as you do. But I’m already on overtime for this week (cha-ching) and we are rolling out of town today for a gig. I’ll be back next week and oh damn do I already have stores of stupidity and incompetence. Until then however you get a repeat today and Friday. Catch you cats on the flip side. If you can’t communicate your meaning that’s because of you. Not because of your audience. Using big words people can’t understand is a way to feel superior when you are in fact inferior. Explaining what … Continue reading →

Linkage: 12 September, 2017 #TheTriggering

Ferris Bueller took a day off. I’m taking a few weeks off from the Cynical Libertarian Society because I’ve been working my ass off. Brace yourself for repeats of the podcast. In the past two weeks I’ve only read one blog post. And you should read it as well. What have I said over and over and over until I’m blue in the face and foaming at the mouth? Well yes. I have talked about volleyball girls extensively. But what else have I said? The Prime Directive of North American civilization is that no white woman must ever experience discomfort. … Continue reading →

Meditations and Motivations 0009 – The Rock and The Butterfly from the book “fuck, YES!” by Reverend Wing F. Fing M.D., Ph.D., D.D.S., L.L.D., D.V.D.

In this episode of Meditations and Motivations I read a short passage from “fuck, YES!” by Reverend Wing F. Fing M.D., Ph.D., D.D.S., L.L.D., D.V.D. The reading is followed by approximately 10 minutes of rainfall sound to provide a background for you to meditate on the wisdom imparted to you. Why does a butterfly make life so difficult? Why does it flee? Because it refuses to accept your insulting actions, that’s why. It’s full of pride. http://cynlibsoc.com/mp3/mam/MaM-0009.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download Take Control Of Your Life Meditations and Motivations 0008 – Selections from Reflections from the book Beyond … Continue reading →