Linkage: 29 October, 2019 – The Zoomers Will Not Save You. #CLSology

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And here does The Great One sit in his new office. An office larger than the previous office. Which is good. Except that now the trash can is farther away from the desk. Which is bad. Not near as many college girls outside the window. Which is bad. And right now the main thing outside the window is snow. AKA global warming. And snow is bad m’kay. The Great One likes white. The Great One likes seeing white. But not this kind of white. What’s out there on the interwebz I should comment upon today? How about statistics. It’s been … Continue reading →

Linkage: 24 March, 2020 – If Wuhan Virus Was Murdering Unborn Children With Kung Flu Instead Of Boomers Not One Libtard Would Give A Fuck. #CLSology
Linkage: 22 March, 2020 – Wuhan Virus Super Special Update Spectacular Extravaganza With Extra Racism (because everything is racism except for replacing white people #KillAllWhiteMen). #CLSology
Linkage: 10 March, 2020 – On Overcoming The Illusion Of The Importance Of Non-importance. #CLSology
Linkage: 3 March, 2020 – The Low Hanging Fruit of Twitter. #CLSology
Linkage: 25 February, 2020 – Frank Cervi’s Kampf? What About TGO’s Kampf? #CLSology
Linkage: 18 February, 2020 – People’s Republic of Fort Collins Photo Essay. #CLSology

Stating The Obvious 0560 – Snowday Rantfest Episode I: Infinity War. A Movie So Gay I Nearly Turned Into A Homosexual.

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The ranting begins! Infinity War. Gayest movie of the year. I’ll never get that two and a half hours of my life back. I’m pissed off, this movie makes no sense and Scarlett Johansson is hitting the wall hard. Did Infinity War almost make you gay as well? You can purge the gay by spending money via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen.
Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing.
Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either Take The Yellow/Black Pill or You Are Clueless.
Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.
Stating The Obvious 0624 – Radical Extremist Hardliners! With Extra Anti-Semitism! Oh My!
Stating The Obvious 0623 – Iranians With Guns Installing Hot Tubs. Only The Government Can Save Us (and build the roads).

Linkage: 30 January, 2018 #TheTriggering

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If you are Mortimer Snerd, living in your mom’s basement, Monday Morning Quarter Backing the Manosphere, playing pure academian, never approaching and getting shot down by a girl in your life because you’re too scared, and have thus far used the theories and epiphanies of the Manosphere to excuse your own lack of performance, then no, we’re not talking about you. And the reason why is that you have no value. Sorry to say that, but the Manosphere is the MANosphere not the OPRAHsphere. We deal with reality. But if you are a reasonably in shape guy with a life … Continue reading →

Linkage: 24 March, 2020 – If Wuhan Virus Was Murdering Unborn Children With Kung Flu Instead Of Boomers Not One Libtard Would Give A Fuck. #CLSology
Linkage: 22 March, 2020 – Wuhan Virus Super Special Update Spectacular Extravaganza With Extra Racism (because everything is racism except for replacing white people #KillAllWhiteMen). #CLSology
Linkage: 10 March, 2020 – On Overcoming The Illusion Of The Importance Of Non-importance. #CLSology
Linkage: 3 March, 2020 – The Low Hanging Fruit of Twitter. #CLSology
Linkage: 25 February, 2020 – Frank Cervi’s Kampf? What About TGO’s Kampf? #CLSology
Linkage: 18 February, 2020 – People’s Republic of Fort Collins Photo Essay. #CLSology

Anarchy Moment 0221 – The Deed Is Finally Done. Time For Reward.

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The Great One is finally moved out. All the packing and moving and carrying and bitching is done. Well… Okay, maybe not the bitching part. Now I’m off to Red Lobster where they have those cheesy garlic biscuits that I can eat until I puke. Along the way I yell at Google maps, talking about boozing, shaving, feeling almost human again, and stuff of little importance. Get those damn fiat currency federal reserve cuck bucks out of your pockets via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need and support the … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0263 – A Four-fecta Of Smackdown.
Anarchy Moment 0262 – Do Any Of You Even Know What Is A Brain Cell?
Anarchy Moment 0261 – Podcasting By The Fire With My Bipolar Girlfriend.
Anarchy Moment 0260 – Wuhan Virus Procrastination Everything Is Racist End Of The World Tuesday Morning Special.
Anarchy Moment 0259 – Ecko-wacko Wet Dream Comes True. Eco-wackos Flock To Orange Man and Beg Him To Save Them.
Anarchy Moment 0258 – The Great One Wastes Part Of His Finite Life Attempting To Warn Women. You’re Welcome.

Anarchy Moment 0137 – The Reason You Don’t Have A Job Is You.

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Most people will work for other people their entire lives. Starting your own company requires effort and the typical idiot can’t put forth that effort. Many of you out there are unemployed. I’m sure you think this is because of Bush or Obama. It isn’t. There is only one reason you don’t have a job. You. In this rant recorded at 0500 hours I will explain some of the behaviour you are engaging in that prevents you from getting or keeping a job. Every one of these is 100% real. Zero exaggeration. These are people I work with. And by … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0263 – A Four-fecta Of Smackdown.
Anarchy Moment 0262 – Do Any Of You Even Know What Is A Brain Cell?
Anarchy Moment 0261 – Podcasting By The Fire With My Bipolar Girlfriend.
Anarchy Moment 0260 – Wuhan Virus Procrastination Everything Is Racist End Of The World Tuesday Morning Special.
Anarchy Moment 0259 – Ecko-wacko Wet Dream Comes True. Eco-wackos Flock To Orange Man and Beg Him To Save Them.
Anarchy Moment 0258 – The Great One Wastes Part Of His Finite Life Attempting To Warn Women. You’re Welcome.

Stating The Obvious 0075

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Go to spiderwebsoftware.com and check out their awesome role playing games. Weather is wonderful, trail running is great. The greatest movie ever filmed: Poultrygeist, Night of the Chicken Dead. This movie is totally fucking awesome. You must see it. It’s a zombie satire & social satire movie all in one. Lawmakers work to remove state spending cap – because yes, we need to allow the state to spend more money! That’s how you fix the economy, by spending more money. “Signing the stimulus.” Stimulus is not a noun and it can’t have hope. I am reading The Dumbest Generation and … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen.
Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing.
Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either Take The Yellow/Black Pill or You Are Clueless.
Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.
Stating The Obvious 0624 – Radical Extremist Hardliners! With Extra Anti-Semitism! Oh My!
Stating The Obvious 0623 – Iranians With Guns Installing Hot Tubs. Only The Government Can Save Us (and build the roads).

Stating The Obvious 0598 – The Stopping Of The Clock and Going Into The Woods.

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Here we are in the room where every episode of Stating The Obvious proper was recorded. In this episode: We go into the woods. We hear the last train. We go to the closet. Not coming out of the closet. That’s different. Packing up the clock. Not the cock. That’s different. The Stating Of The Obvious will return. Feelz will be hurt. The Great One will not give a fuck. Unload them there federal reserve fiat currency cuck bucks through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need. Send some commies … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen.
Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing.
Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either Take The Yellow/Black Pill or You Are Clueless.
Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.
Stating The Obvious 0624 – Radical Extremist Hardliners! With Extra Anti-Semitism! Oh My!
Stating The Obvious 0623 – Iranians With Guns Installing Hot Tubs. Only The Government Can Save Us (and build the roads).

Linkage: 1 December 2015 #TheTriggering

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If you reject any demand made by any woman, you’re “just afraid of a strong woman.” This accusation has been repeated so many times that a substantial portion of the population actually seems to believe that men are at the very core of their being constitutionally terrified by any woman with “attitude.” There is probably some truth to this, but only to the extent that men would rather avoid the frustrating reality that no matter how strong a woman claims to be or what she says, no man or woman on earth will ever forgive a man for knocking her … Continue reading →

Linkage: 24 March, 2020 – If Wuhan Virus Was Murdering Unborn Children With Kung Flu Instead Of Boomers Not One Libtard Would Give A Fuck. #CLSology
Linkage: 22 March, 2020 – Wuhan Virus Super Special Update Spectacular Extravaganza With Extra Racism (because everything is racism except for replacing white people #KillAllWhiteMen). #CLSology
Linkage: 10 March, 2020 – On Overcoming The Illusion Of The Importance Of Non-importance. #CLSology
Linkage: 3 March, 2020 – The Low Hanging Fruit of Twitter. #CLSology
Linkage: 25 February, 2020 – Frank Cervi’s Kampf? What About TGO’s Kampf? #CLSology
Linkage: 18 February, 2020 – People’s Republic of Fort Collins Photo Essay. #CLSology

Stating The Obvious 0107 – Belief Sets pt 1 of 2

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Belief sets, understanding what they are and why the stupid people have them is key to achieving liberty. You have a belief set which has been given to you by the state and that belief set determines your world view.  Right now in the United States you are allowed to have one of two belief sets.  The right wing, conservative, Republican belief set or the left wing, liberal, Democrat belief set. As a statist with a belief set you do not – you can not – think for yourself.  These are the things you have been told to believe and … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen.
Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing.
Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either Take The Yellow/Black Pill or You Are Clueless.
Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.
Stating The Obvious 0624 – Radical Extremist Hardliners! With Extra Anti-Semitism! Oh My!
Stating The Obvious 0623 – Iranians With Guns Installing Hot Tubs. Only The Government Can Save Us (and build the roads).

Stating The Obvious 0520 – Anti-smoking Nazis Come For The Dope Smokers. Yay!

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Yes. Today’s episode is late.  I recorded it this morning.  After sleeping in.  Excuse me for having a life.  Now I’m gonna go to the gym.  Enjoy the ranting. I was going to talk about the fake BLM Feministbook page. Instead I’m gonna rant about how stupid dope smokers are. And with research like this the notion of the “victimless crime” goes away and marijuana can be persecuted as hardily as they are cracking down on smokers, even those without significant health risk like cigar smokers, in the current time. The publication reporting on this research is from Kaiser Health … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen.
Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing.
Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either Take The Yellow/Black Pill or You Are Clueless.
Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.
Stating The Obvious 0624 – Radical Extremist Hardliners! With Extra Anti-Semitism! Oh My!
Stating The Obvious 0623 – Iranians With Guns Installing Hot Tubs. Only The Government Can Save Us (and build the roads).

Stating The Obvious 0228 – Book Discussion: Against Football by Steve Almond – part 3 of 3

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A discussion about the book Against Football, One Fan’s Reluctant Manifesto by Steve Almond. I take a detour in this episode. That means there will be a part 4. I explain something very important which I’ll talk about more in the future. The market and capitalism. The State and democracy. In some ways they are alike. Both can be said to reflect the will of the people. Yet they are different in an important way. The market and capitalism have feedback mechanisms. Accountability. Success and failure. Dare I call it what it is? Natural selection. Failure is not an option … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen.
Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing.
Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either Take The Yellow/Black Pill or You Are Clueless.
Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.
Stating The Obvious 0624 – Radical Extremist Hardliners! With Extra Anti-Semitism! Oh My!
Stating The Obvious 0623 – Iranians With Guns Installing Hot Tubs. Only The Government Can Save Us (and build the roads).

Stating The Obvious 0222 – Why Women Should Never Be In Charge At Work

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In this episode I bitch slap the fucking fuck out of cunts who should not be in charge in the workplace. Women are fine for job like secretaries, nurses and waitresses. Anything beyond that is beyond them. Are your feelings hurt? Fuck you and fuck your feelings. I many have set a new record for how many times I say the word cunt in this episode. Women do not have the ability to put themselves second to getting the job done. As a result with women in charge accomplishment takes second place to how she feels. Men go to work … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen.
Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing.
Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either Take The Yellow/Black Pill or You Are Clueless.
Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.
Stating The Obvious 0624 – Radical Extremist Hardliners! With Extra Anti-Semitism! Oh My!
Stating The Obvious 0623 – Iranians With Guns Installing Hot Tubs. Only The Government Can Save Us (and build the roads).

Linkage: 8 May, 2018 Special Edition – Teacher Appreciation Week featuring @cervi_frank #ThankATeacher #MeToo #YesAllWomen #TheTriggering

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They care about the childrynz! Yes my friends (and enemies) it’s Teacher Appreciation Week. And teachers should be treated like V.I.T.s. That’s Very Incompetent Thot for those of you not in the know. In celebration of teachers I bring you a series of post from Frank Cervi. Frank is the author of Uncle Nick and Burning The Midnight. Two books you *must* buy. And you must buy them from Amazon via my affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Even though on this blog we have started documenting, in hilarious fashion mind you, the rising trend of hot female teacher sex scandals, this … Continue reading →

Linkage: 24 March, 2020 – If Wuhan Virus Was Murdering Unborn Children With Kung Flu Instead Of Boomers Not One Libtard Would Give A Fuck. #CLSology
Linkage: 22 March, 2020 – Wuhan Virus Super Special Update Spectacular Extravaganza With Extra Racism (because everything is racism except for replacing white people #KillAllWhiteMen). #CLSology
Linkage: 10 March, 2020 – On Overcoming The Illusion Of The Importance Of Non-importance. #CLSology
Linkage: 3 March, 2020 – The Low Hanging Fruit of Twitter. #CLSology
Linkage: 25 February, 2020 – Frank Cervi’s Kampf? What About TGO’s Kampf? #CLSology
Linkage: 18 February, 2020 – People’s Republic of Fort Collins Photo Essay. #CLSology

Stating The Obvious 0198 – Why Statism? Part 4 of 4

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Additional Notes for Part 4 of this Series: I never really answered the question “why do I think people who are afraid are easier to control” so now I’ll do that. Deer I see while running v. the statists I see in everyday life. Why anarcho-capitalism will fail: 1. The State breeds the parasite class and keeps them alive. 2. The parasites, because of their fear, will fight hard to keep the State alive. There is nothing they will not suffer for the protection of the State. a. Japanese in concentration camps. b. TSA. c. NSA. d. Taxes and laws … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen.
Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing.
Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either Take The Yellow/Black Pill or You Are Clueless.
Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.
Stating The Obvious 0624 – Radical Extremist Hardliners! With Extra Anti-Semitism! Oh My!
Stating The Obvious 0623 – Iranians With Guns Installing Hot Tubs. Only The Government Can Save Us (and build the roads).

Yes All Women Are Like That 0011 – First World White Girl Problems: Fuck Before Dating and Be Fat. Women In The Current Year.

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In this episode of first world white girl problems: She is fucking a man but doesn’t know how to ask him out on a date. She is short. She is fat. She has tattoos. He’s a pussy. She only attracts insane men. Her husband wants her to have children before she hits the wall instead of pursuing her career. She is fat. She doesn’t know how to approach a man. He’s in the friend zone. Her boyfriend wants her body hair gone. Call it “satire” if that helps you sleep at night. We all know that Men > Women. It’s … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0030 – Strong Independent Fish-bicycle Don’t Need No Man Femistatist Girlboss Who Loves To Travel Episode II – Contemplating Suicide Because She Can’t Find A Man.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0029 – Strong Independent Fish-bicycle Don’t Need No Man Femistatist Girlboss Who Loves To Travel Episode I – Melting Down Because She Can’t Find A Man.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0028 – First World White Girl Problems: A Womynz Guide To Keeping Your Boyfriend and Your Job.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0027 – First World White Girl Problems: What Goes Around Comes (and Cums) Around.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0026 – Teasing The Cock: TGO Never Gets To E. Jean Letters But Does Tell You The Only Thing Women Can Do That Benefits Society.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0025 – First World White Girl Problems: You Need Not Accept The Wall. The Wall Comes For You Acceptance Or Not.

Stating The Obvious 0282 – Yoda Quotes On Anarchy and The Episode I That Could Have Been.

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How Star Wars Conquered The Universe, The past, present and future of a multibillion dollar franchise by Chris Taylor.  Read this book.  It is excellent. The Star Wars Episode I that could have been. Yoda quotes from The Empire Strikes Back: “You must unlearn what you have learned.” “Do. Or do not. There is not try.” “A Jedi uses the force for knowledge and defence. Never attack.” Luke: “I don’t believe it.” Yoda: “That is why you fail.” “Always with you it can not be done.” “Wars not make one great.” “Never his mind on where he was. What he … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen.
Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing.
Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either Take The Yellow/Black Pill or You Are Clueless.
Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.
Stating The Obvious 0624 – Radical Extremist Hardliners! With Extra Anti-Semitism! Oh My!
Stating The Obvious 0623 – Iranians With Guns Installing Hot Tubs. Only The Government Can Save Us (and build the roads).