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Yes All Women Are Like That 0022 – First World White Girl Problems: Heart-Warming Tales Of Women Meeting The Wall.

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In this episode of first world white girl problems: Disney princess who is about to become divorced is concerned she will not be able to find a man who is good enough for her and her son. As if she cares about her son. People keep asking her for free advice. The man of her dreams has been banging three other women. Women love an alpha. She communicates with her boss via snapchat. I think we’ve found the problem. A man has a small penis and feels the need to tell women about it. She is 33, has a master’s … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0030 – Strong Independent Fish-bicycle Don’t Need No Man Femistatist Girlboss Who Loves To Travel Episode II – Contemplating Suicide Because She Can’t Find A Man.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0029 – Strong Independent Fish-bicycle Don’t Need No Man Femistatist Girlboss Who Loves To Travel Episode I – Melting Down Because She Can’t Find A Man.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0028 – First World White Girl Problems: A Womynz Guide To Keeping Your Boyfriend and Your Job.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0027 – First World White Girl Problems: What Goes Around Comes (and Cums) Around.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0026 – Teasing The Cock: TGO Never Gets To E. Jean Letters But Does Tell You The Only Thing Women Can Do That Benefits Society.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0025 – First World White Girl Problems: You Need Not Accept The Wall. The Wall Comes For You Acceptance Or Not.

Stating The Obvious 0615 – Actually This Is The Last Episode of 2019: White Knights and Dope Smoking.

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Right then. This is gonna be the last episode of the podcast I record in 2019. What should we talk about? White knighting for fat womynz. Smoking dope is totally harmless and not addictive at all. If Amazon sold dope and the stoners bought their dope through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. I could buy all the Supergirl statues I don’t need and then some. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen.
Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing.
Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either Take The Yellow/Black Pill or You Are Clueless.
Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.
Stating The Obvious 0624 – Radical Extremist Hardliners! With Extra Anti-Semitism! Oh My!
Stating The Obvious 0623 – Iranians With Guns Installing Hot Tubs. Only The Government Can Save Us (and build the roads).

Yes All Women Are Like That 0021 – First World White Girl Problems: Women Hate When Men Treat Them The Way They Treat Men.

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In this episode of first world white girl problems: Femistatism leads a normal woman to question her sanity. Asperger’s bride doesn’t want babies at her wedding and her family fails to support her. Girl “found out” at 19 she was pregnant so she got an abortion. Now she wants to be forgiven for murdering her child. A man told her to stop calling him so she goes stalker and begins contacting him at work after he blocks her. What the fuck is wrong with him? Her boyfriend doesn’t enjoy sex. I think she means he doesn’t enjoy sex with her. … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0030 – Strong Independent Fish-bicycle Don’t Need No Man Femistatist Girlboss Who Loves To Travel Episode II – Contemplating Suicide Because She Can’t Find A Man.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0029 – Strong Independent Fish-bicycle Don’t Need No Man Femistatist Girlboss Who Loves To Travel Episode I – Melting Down Because She Can’t Find A Man.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0028 – First World White Girl Problems: A Womynz Guide To Keeping Your Boyfriend and Your Job.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0027 – First World White Girl Problems: What Goes Around Comes (and Cums) Around.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0026 – Teasing The Cock: TGO Never Gets To E. Jean Letters But Does Tell You The Only Thing Women Can Do That Benefits Society.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0025 – First World White Girl Problems: You Need Not Accept The Wall. The Wall Comes For You Acceptance Or Not.

Stating The Obvious 0614 – The Last Episode of 2019: Midsommar and Legions Of Fire.

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The Great One is in an odd mood. Maybe podcasting will snap him out of it. I talk about the first 30 minutes of the movie Midsommar. It’s fucking terrible. But it’s bad in a specific way. A very Millennial way. Then I talk about Legions of Fire by Peter David. It’s a Babylon 5 book that is mostly good. I think it has two flaws which I will tell you about. Along the way I’ll tell you about TV shows you should watch, shouldn’t watch and I’ll bitch about statism. Business as usual. Buy the complete Babylon 5 collection … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen.
Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing.
Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either Take The Yellow/Black Pill or You Are Clueless.
Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.
Stating The Obvious 0624 – Radical Extremist Hardliners! With Extra Anti-Semitism! Oh My!
Stating The Obvious 0623 – Iranians With Guns Installing Hot Tubs. Only The Government Can Save Us (and build the roads).

Emergency Panic Linkage! 31 December, 2019 – World Ends Due To Global Warming In Less Than 24 Hours!!

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Less than 24 hours! Exclamation mark! Exclamation mark! Linkage: 24 March, 2020 – If Wuhan Virus Was Murdering Unborn Children With Kung Flu Instead Of Boomers Not One Libtard Would Give A Fuck. #CLSology Linkage: 22 March, 2020 – Wuhan Virus Super Special Update Spectacular Extravaganza With Extra Racism (because everything is racism except for replacing white people #KillAllWhiteMen). #CLSology Linkage: 10 March, 2020 – On Overcoming The Illusion Of The Importance Of Non-importance. #CLSology Linkage: 3 March, 2020 – The Low Hanging Fruit of Twitter. #CLSology Linkage: 25 February, 2020 – Frank Cervi’s Kampf? What About TGO’s Kampf? #CLSology … Continue reading →

Linkage: 24 March, 2020 – If Wuhan Virus Was Murdering Unborn Children With Kung Flu Instead Of Boomers Not One Libtard Would Give A Fuck. #CLSology
Linkage: 22 March, 2020 – Wuhan Virus Super Special Update Spectacular Extravaganza With Extra Racism (because everything is racism except for replacing white people #KillAllWhiteMen). #CLSology
Linkage: 10 March, 2020 – On Overcoming The Illusion Of The Importance Of Non-importance. #CLSology
Linkage: 3 March, 2020 – The Low Hanging Fruit of Twitter. #CLSology
Linkage: 25 February, 2020 – Frank Cervi’s Kampf? What About TGO’s Kampf? #CLSology
Linkage: 18 February, 2020 – People’s Republic of Fort Collins Photo Essay. #CLSology

Linkage: 31 December, 2019 – Science Fiction – How Long Until The Sun Goes Out? #CLSology

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Science fiction was once the domain of men and the sorts of women who liked men who treated them like women. Great writers. Epic story arcs. Bold exploration and adventure. Survival more by faith than science. Since the cucks allowed womynz to take control of everything (and the some) science fiction has become the playground of the mentally ill. Originally this was going to be a positive edition of linkage. I was going to link to some good science fiction videos. I’m still gonna link you some good stuff . . . yet I find I must start off with … Continue reading →

Linkage: 24 March, 2020 – If Wuhan Virus Was Murdering Unborn Children With Kung Flu Instead Of Boomers Not One Libtard Would Give A Fuck. #CLSology
Linkage: 22 March, 2020 – Wuhan Virus Super Special Update Spectacular Extravaganza With Extra Racism (because everything is racism except for replacing white people #KillAllWhiteMen). #CLSology
Linkage: 10 March, 2020 – On Overcoming The Illusion Of The Importance Of Non-importance. #CLSology
Linkage: 3 March, 2020 – The Low Hanging Fruit of Twitter. #CLSology
Linkage: 25 February, 2020 – Frank Cervi’s Kampf? What About TGO’s Kampf? #CLSology
Linkage: 18 February, 2020 – People’s Republic of Fort Collins Photo Essay. #CLSology

Yes All Women Are Like That 0020 – First World White Girl Problems: Old Undesired (but I repeat myself) Women Want Powerful Men To Desire Them.

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In this episode of first world white girl problems: E. Jean fantasizes about Donald Trump having sexual desire for her. A 37 year old woman wants a family but can’t find a good man. Another woman says a movie director pounded her too. Like all the other women she didn’t warn other women about him and waited 25 years to say anything. Now she is old and has fantasies about powerful men having sexual desire for her. Call it “satire” if that helps you sleep at night. We all know that Men > Women. It’s a biological fact. If you … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0030 – Strong Independent Fish-bicycle Don’t Need No Man Femistatist Girlboss Who Loves To Travel Episode II – Contemplating Suicide Because She Can’t Find A Man.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0029 – Strong Independent Fish-bicycle Don’t Need No Man Femistatist Girlboss Who Loves To Travel Episode I – Melting Down Because She Can’t Find A Man.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0028 – First World White Girl Problems: A Womynz Guide To Keeping Your Boyfriend and Your Job.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0027 – First World White Girl Problems: What Goes Around Comes (and Cums) Around.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0026 – Teasing The Cock: TGO Never Gets To E. Jean Letters But Does Tell You The Only Thing Women Can Do That Benefits Society.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0025 – First World White Girl Problems: You Need Not Accept The Wall. The Wall Comes For You Acceptance Or Not.

The Greasy Pole 0012 – The Getting Lucky With Miss Kentucky Episode

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It’s back at last. The Greasy Pole returns. In this episode: A special (and we do mean “special”) guest. Miss Kentucky. TGO has short hair. Miss Kentucky. Allergic to cats. Miss Kentucky. How much toilet paper women use. Miss Kentucky. Appeasing 15 year old boys. Miss Kentucky. Freezing eggs. Miss Kentucky. Who is and isn’t cool enough to hang out with Rollo. Miss Kentucky. Writing books. Or not writing books in the Great One’s case. Miss Kentucky. Being mistake for Santa Clause. Miss Kentucky. Flaking on chycks. Miss Kentucky. Country and Western songs we should write. Miss Kentucky. Passion. Miss … Continue reading →

The Greasy Pole 0013 – The Local Artists Episode
The Greasy Pole 0011 – The Binary Breast Disabled Toilet Episode.
The Greasy Pole 0010 – The English Humour Episode
The Greasy Pole 0009 – The Aaron Clarey’s 12 Rules For Life Episode.
The Greasy Pole 0008 – The Literally Hitler Episode
The Greasy Pole 0007 – The College Experience Episode

Anarchy Moment 0254 – Christmas Morning by The Fire Place

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Merry Christmas and Heil Hitler! The Great One records while sitting next to the fire place on a lovely Christmas morning here in the People’s Republic of Fort Collins located in the Soviet Sector of Colorado. In this episode: Being grateful for rejection. The phrase I couldn’t think of is opportunity cost. Listener email about TGO bitching about podcasters who can’t figure out how to name their files. Cyberbegging. What women really think of men who give money to homeless people. What women really think of men who use Apple computers. The Great One bitching. Bitching about The Great One … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0263 – A Four-fecta Of Smackdown.
Anarchy Moment 0262 – Do Any Of You Even Know What Is A Brain Cell?
Anarchy Moment 0261 – Podcasting By The Fire With My Bipolar Girlfriend.
Anarchy Moment 0260 – Wuhan Virus Procrastination Everything Is Racist End Of The World Tuesday Morning Special.
Anarchy Moment 0259 – Ecko-wacko Wet Dream Comes True. Eco-wackos Flock To Orange Man and Beg Him To Save Them.
Anarchy Moment 0258 – The Great One Wastes Part Of His Finite Life Attempting To Warn Women. You’re Welcome.

Linkage: 24 December, 2019 – All I Need To Know Can Be Found In The Headlines On Twitter. #CLSology

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I get emails from Twitter telling me “what’s happening” and “what people in Denver shared” as if I give a fuck what NPCs in Denver are sharing (that word makes me wanna vomit) on Twitter. And yea, I’m so old I remember when Twitter was cool. I look at the pictures. I look at the headlines. I look at the first X number of words extracted from the target link. I remember why I’m enjoying the decline, why I don’t pay attention to the media unless I need fodder for the podcast or linkage, and why you don’t have to … Continue reading →

Linkage: 24 March, 2020 – If Wuhan Virus Was Murdering Unborn Children With Kung Flu Instead Of Boomers Not One Libtard Would Give A Fuck. #CLSology
Linkage: 22 March, 2020 – Wuhan Virus Super Special Update Spectacular Extravaganza With Extra Racism (because everything is racism except for replacing white people #KillAllWhiteMen). #CLSology
Linkage: 10 March, 2020 – On Overcoming The Illusion Of The Importance Of Non-importance. #CLSology
Linkage: 3 March, 2020 – The Low Hanging Fruit of Twitter. #CLSology
Linkage: 25 February, 2020 – Frank Cervi’s Kampf? What About TGO’s Kampf? #CLSology
Linkage: 18 February, 2020 – People’s Republic of Fort Collins Photo Essay. #CLSology