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Yes All Women Are Like That 0009 – First World White Girl Problems: Yes Honey, Other Women Will Fuck Your Boyfriend. Wake The Fuck Up.

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In this episode of first world white girl problems: She wears the pants. And doesn’t like it. How does she get over guilt and shame about being fat. My fiancée’s grandmother is a bigot. Why do men ghost me? A man who works for me won’t stop professing his love for me. Our witnesses didn’t show up for our wedding. She’s 100% sure he is the man for her and she is dissatisfied with their sex life. My boyfriend and I don’t have a private place for fucking. She sent photos of my naked body to multiple men. How does … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0030 – Strong Independent Fish-bicycle Don’t Need No Man Femistatist Girlboss Who Loves To Travel Episode II – Contemplating Suicide Because She Can’t Find A Man.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0029 – Strong Independent Fish-bicycle Don’t Need No Man Femistatist Girlboss Who Loves To Travel Episode I – Melting Down Because She Can’t Find A Man.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0028 – First World White Girl Problems: A Womynz Guide To Keeping Your Boyfriend and Your Job.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0027 – First World White Girl Problems: What Goes Around Comes (and Cums) Around.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0026 – Teasing The Cock: TGO Never Gets To E. Jean Letters But Does Tell You The Only Thing Women Can Do That Benefits Society.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0025 – First World White Girl Problems: You Need Not Accept The Wall. The Wall Comes For You Acceptance Or Not.

Stating The Obvious 0570 – It’s A Very Cappy Christmas, aka The Cleaning Horse Vaginas Episode.

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It’s Christmas morning and who does The Great One find sleeping on his couch? None other than Captain Capitalism, Himself. Once we have some coffee TGO digs out the microphone, fires up the 10 year old laptop and we slam out a podcast. We talk about an assortment of topics most of which I don’t remember. But what I do remember is cleaning out horse vaginas. On the night shift. Days like these I’m happy I have a job in theatre. I don’t make $21,000 a month on Patreon so why don’t you do me a favour and buy some … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen.
Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing.
Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either Take The Yellow/Black Pill or You Are Clueless.
Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.
Stating The Obvious 0624 – Radical Extremist Hardliners! With Extra Anti-Semitism! Oh My!
Stating The Obvious 0623 – Iranians With Guns Installing Hot Tubs. Only The Government Can Save Us (and build the roads).

Linkage: 25 December, 2018 #TheTriggering

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Happy Christmas bitches and bitchettes! I hope Santa brings you what you desired. I know he ain’t bringing TGO what he wants. And what does TGO desire you ask? I’ll tell you. TGO desires Yoga Pants Girl, the CSU Women’s Volleyball Team and the extermination of everyone who voted for Hillary. Damn. I guess one out of three ain’t bad. Onwards with linkage! I’m starting with something painful. When going to YouTube.com this was on of the top suggested videos. I clicked on it out of sick curiosity. Tell me this. Are these not the gayest boys you have ever … Continue reading →

Linkage: 24 March, 2020 – If Wuhan Virus Was Murdering Unborn Children With Kung Flu Instead Of Boomers Not One Libtard Would Give A Fuck. #CLSology
Linkage: 22 March, 2020 – Wuhan Virus Super Special Update Spectacular Extravaganza With Extra Racism (because everything is racism except for replacing white people #KillAllWhiteMen). #CLSology
Linkage: 10 March, 2020 – On Overcoming The Illusion Of The Importance Of Non-importance. #CLSology
Linkage: 3 March, 2020 – The Low Hanging Fruit of Twitter. #CLSology
Linkage: 25 February, 2020 – Frank Cervi’s Kampf? What About TGO’s Kampf? #CLSology
Linkage: 18 February, 2020 – People’s Republic of Fort Collins Photo Essay. #CLSology

Yes All Women Are Like That 0008 – Women In Their Natural State: Backstabbing Other Women and Attention Whoring.

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In this episode: Joyce Carol Oates calls white people racist, blames the patriarchy and invokes Hitler. The shitlib trifecta. Bazaar magazine celebrates “the spirit of women in the most natural state.” Covered in expensive makeup. Yet another interview with a woman who’s only accomplishment in life was having breast cancer. She Built NYC is a “campaign to bring more female statues to the city” of New York. Yes, it’s affirmative action for statues. You can buy this shopping bag “bearing a symbol of the international movement.” Guess how much this shopping bag cost. Really. Take a guess. If you’re gonna … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0030 – Strong Independent Fish-bicycle Don’t Need No Man Femistatist Girlboss Who Loves To Travel Episode II – Contemplating Suicide Because She Can’t Find A Man.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0029 – Strong Independent Fish-bicycle Don’t Need No Man Femistatist Girlboss Who Loves To Travel Episode I – Melting Down Because She Can’t Find A Man.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0028 – First World White Girl Problems: A Womynz Guide To Keeping Your Boyfriend and Your Job.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0027 – First World White Girl Problems: What Goes Around Comes (and Cums) Around.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0026 – Teasing The Cock: TGO Never Gets To E. Jean Letters But Does Tell You The Only Thing Women Can Do That Benefits Society.
Yes All Women Are Like That 0025 – First World White Girl Problems: You Need Not Accept The Wall. The Wall Comes For You Acceptance Or Not.

Stating The Obvious 0569 – The Suckage Of Comic Books Episode II: Supergirl Sucks. And I Don’t Mean My Dick. I Mean The Script and Plot.

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In this episode: More of why comic books suck. There are no original ideas. It’s nothing but remakes, reheats and reboots. A bunch of shitty podcasts you can listen to. More comic books that suck. Comic books that are going to suck. The most recent two issues of Supergirl (24 & 25) are terrible. Another comic that doesn’t suck is Watchmen. You can buy that delicious graphic novel via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen.
Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing.
Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either Take The Yellow/Black Pill or You Are Clueless.
Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.
Stating The Obvious 0624 – Radical Extremist Hardliners! With Extra Anti-Semitism! Oh My!
Stating The Obvious 0623 – Iranians With Guns Installing Hot Tubs. Only The Government Can Save Us (and build the roads).

Stating The Obvious 0568 – The Suckage Of Comic Books Episode I: A Comic About Aliens Should Have Aliens In It.

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In this episode: My latest gym story. The comic book store chyck. The new Aliens comic book series sucks. I’ll tell you why. If you want to read a comic that does not suck buy The Dark Knight Returns via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen.
Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing.
Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either Take The Yellow/Black Pill or You Are Clueless.
Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.
Stating The Obvious 0624 – Radical Extremist Hardliners! With Extra Anti-Semitism! Oh My!
Stating The Obvious 0623 – Iranians With Guns Installing Hot Tubs. Only The Government Can Save Us (and build the roads).

Linkage: 18 December, 2018 #TheTriggering

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Citizens in modern societies — whether liberal democracy, communism, or even fascism — live in little thought bubbles. These consist of what humans around them think and the rules that they must follow. These thought bubbles exist because certain acts, including certain thoughts are prohibited, which brainwashes people with what is left, which just happen to be those most convenient for the herd of people who benefit from a state of decay. At some point in your awakening process, you realize that not only are things bad now, but that they have been bad for a long time, and that … Continue reading →

Linkage: 24 March, 2020 – If Wuhan Virus Was Murdering Unborn Children With Kung Flu Instead Of Boomers Not One Libtard Would Give A Fuck. #CLSology
Linkage: 22 March, 2020 – Wuhan Virus Super Special Update Spectacular Extravaganza With Extra Racism (because everything is racism except for replacing white people #KillAllWhiteMen). #CLSology
Linkage: 10 March, 2020 – On Overcoming The Illusion Of The Importance Of Non-importance. #CLSology
Linkage: 3 March, 2020 – The Low Hanging Fruit of Twitter. #CLSology
Linkage: 25 February, 2020 – Frank Cervi’s Kampf? What About TGO’s Kampf? #CLSology
Linkage: 18 February, 2020 – People’s Republic of Fort Collins Photo Essay. #CLSology

The Greasy Pole 0009 – The Aaron Clarey’s 12 Rules For Life Episode.

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Why do you keep trying to climb the greasy pole? Because it’s there. And here it is. In this episode: Lucy and the Ex Good Wife girls in LA writing books sucking and shitting in the heirearchy how to write a book vampyres global warming cities vs country the Z-Man on vertical farming the internet has failed the property bubble in Austrailia internet myths Jordanetics: A Journey Into the Mind of Humanity’s Greatest Thinker by Vox Day And finally what are Aaron Clarey’s 12 Rules For Life? TGO and AP outline Cappy’s next best selling book. At the very least … Continue reading →

The Greasy Pole 0013 – The Local Artists Episode
The Greasy Pole 0012 – The Getting Lucky With Miss Kentucky Episode
The Greasy Pole 0011 – The Binary Breast Disabled Toilet Episode.
The Greasy Pole 0010 – The English Humour Episode
The Greasy Pole 0008 – The Literally Hitler Episode
The Greasy Pole 0007 – The College Experience Episode

Stating The Obvious 0567 – Rage At Weyland-Yutani Episode III: More Lessons and Less Rage.

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More stories from Weyland-Yutani. And it’s not just stories for the sake of stories. There are lessons to be learned here which will make everyone’s lives easier. And can a militia defeat a military? Spend your federal reserve fiat currency cuck bucks at my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen.
Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing.
Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either Take The Yellow/Black Pill or You Are Clueless.
Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.
Stating The Obvious 0624 – Radical Extremist Hardliners! With Extra Anti-Semitism! Oh My!
Stating The Obvious 0623 – Iranians With Guns Installing Hot Tubs. Only The Government Can Save Us (and build the roads).

Repeat: Anarchy Moment 0178 – Therapy Edition: TGO Rants About The Idiots He Works With.

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Greetings and happy hump day. It’s a repeat ’cause I’m still swamped and I haven’t had time to sit down and organize my notes from the chaos at Weyland-Yutani. But there will be stories. Yes there will. Here is an episode from last year. The guy in this story gave out the address of Weyland-Yutani as his mailing address so now we get all of his mail from the government. He isn’t paying his child support. Are you surprised? And of course not paying money to a woman is the only debt for which you can be put in jail. … Continue reading →

Repeat: Stating The Obvious 0564 – Left-wing Statist Progressives Strive To Destroy The Family and Monogamous Marriage. Along Comes The Great One. You Won’t Believe What Happens Next.
Repeat: Stating The Obvious 0415 – The Girls Gone Insane Episode.
Repeat: Stating The Obvious 0241 – Book Discussion: Marissa Mayer and The Fight To Save Yahoo! – part 1
Repeat: Stating The Obvious 0198 – Why Statism? Part 4 of 4
Repeat: Stating The Obvious 0197 – Why Statism? Part 3 of 4
Repeat: Stating The Obvious 0196 – Why Statism? Part 2 of 4