The CLS Sandbox

Anarchy Moment 0258 – The Great One Wastes Part Of His Finite Life Attempting To Warn Women. You’re Welcome.

Posted on February 28, 2020 by TGOFebruary 28, 2020

In this early morning episode of filled with anarchy The Great One talks about being grateful for sunlight, never kissing his sister, and attempts to warn women that yes they do need men. Women will not listen and continue to provide TGO with endless entertainment. Do your fish-bicycle shopping through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need and support the evils of the free market. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada … Continue reading →

College Kid ‘Cast 0012 – “Americans today have been taught a history of failed communism…” Whines A Zoomer. That’s Because Communism Has Never Been Successful.

Posted on February 26, 2020 by TGOFebruary 26, 2020

In today’s episode a slightly drunk Great One yells at the interwebz about all kinds of stuff. Eventually he gets around to talking about a stupid college zoomer that might be a boy or might be a girl but is certainly overweight and thinks that we shouldn’t be dissing on Marxism. Because capitalism sucks. All the things capitalism provides for fat zoomers who don’t know if they are boys or girls are good. But the part where other people profit is bad. M’kay? Buy the Communist Manifesto through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. I will profit and use the … Continue reading →

Linkage: 25 February, 2020 – Frank Cervi’s Kampf? What About TGO’s Kampf? #CLSology

Posted on February 25, 2020 by TGOFebruary 25, 2020

The Great One sits down at the computer to write linkage and . . . I don’t know yet. I just started. Is TGO going to exhamine Adam Piggott’s post about homosexuals coming for/on/in your children? Even TGO doesn’t know right this moment. You may wonder how it is that TGO knows not his own future. Let The Great One tell you about it. All of us, yes even The Great One, Himself – founder of the Cynical Libertarian Society, on the internet since 1999, podcasting for 15 years, who is right, has always been right, will always be right, … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0622 -The Great One Offends Everyone. But It’s Art and I’ve Been Doing This For Months So It’s Freedom Of Speech.

Posted on February 24, 2020 by TGOFebruary 24, 2020

Trigger Warning: If you are asian you might be highly offended by this episode as I totally forgot to insult asians. I’m sure that now I’m racist against asians since I didn’t say anything about you. Fucking Jesus Christ on a stick (now that’s some art!) get over yourself. I’ll insult asians next time around. This episode is maybe just a bit offensive. Snowflakes might experience some melting. In this episode: Maybe not everyone is cut out for college. Police collar bestiality suspect. Get it? Get it? Fagtag journalism degree. Man kills three children and shoots his girlfriend in the … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0028 – First World White Girl Problems: A Womynz Guide To Keeping Your Boyfriend and Your Job.

Posted on February 21, 2020 by TGOFebruary 21, 2020

After telling you about my morning we read a comment on the website and discover that yes, all women are like that. Then it’s off to first world white girl problems! In this episode of first world white girl problems: She wants to keep her boyfriend and she can’t lose her job. What is the obvious way to achieve theses two results? Her relationship with the boyfriend has “trust, loyalty, love and happiness” but he will not marry her. Should she leave him and find a man who will pay for “her day”. Call it “satire” if that helps you … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0027 – First World White Girl Problems: What Goes Around Comes (and Cums) Around.

Posted on February 19, 2020 by TGOFebruary 19, 2020

In this episode of first world white girl problems: Her boyfriend is smarter than her and makes more money than her. Of course he is and of course he does. If he didn’t he wouldn’t be her boyfriend. Women don’t date down. Men date down. She’s a “newspaperwoman” on the West Coast. We’ve already identified the problem. She “somehow” let a man who isn’t the father of her child think he isn’t the father of her child. All will become obvious soon as “the baby won’t look like the new guy.” Her fiance quit his job to live off her … Continue reading →

Linkage: 18 February, 2020 – People’s Republic of Fort Collins Photo Essay. #CLSology

Posted on February 18, 2020 by TGOFebruary 18, 2020

They say (you know, “they” – they say so it must be true) that a photo is worth a thousand words. This will be the longest edition of linkage ever. I’ve posted this one before but it never gets old. Yes, it really was a woman driver. I saw here get out of the car. I also saw that she didn’t bother to check if her car was between the lines. Why should she? Women don’t need to follow rules and women face no consequences. Ever. That’s why they should vote and have jobs. That’s why you should man up … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0026 – Teasing The Cock: TGO Never Gets To E. Jean Letters But Does Tell You The Only Thing Women Can Do That Benefits Society.

Posted on February 17, 2020 by TGOFebruary 17, 2020

You people should grateful that you listen to my podcast. And remember – if you are listening to this podcast without giving me money you are stealing. I was intending to read some E. Jean letters. That didn’t work out. I started telling a story, which lead to another story, which lead down a rabbit hole on the interwebz, which lead to me having a revelation in which I gain understanding of the only thing a woman can do with her life which allows her to contribute to society, then we go back to the rabbit hole, then I finish … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0257 – Valentines Day Mega-Statism Special!

Posted on February 14, 2020 by TGOFebruary 14, 2020

I know. I know. You were thinking there would be no podcast today. Wrong bitches. I recorded the podcast this morning and was all wrapped up by 0930. But then I had other things to do, errands to run, things to piss me off and suck up my time, weights to lift, food to eat, no booze to drink as I had four Martinis last night and it’s time to lay off a bit, and more. And thus do I welcome you to the Valentines Day Mega-Statism episode. This episode of Anarchy Moment is dedicated to Michael W. Dean because … Continue reading →

Stealing Other People’s Podcast: Michael W. Dean Shuts Down The Freedom Feens

Posted on February 12, 2020 by TGOFebruary 12, 2020

Once again The Great One hijacks another podcast. Damn I’m getting lazy. Pretty soon I’ll expect you to pay for my tampons. Fagtag period poverty. I present you the last episode of The Freedom Feens. What was a great podcast became a very mediocre radio program. Mediocre because Michael brought on other hosts who were not him. And they were boring. And they were lame. And they were gay. And some of them were women – which is the same as being boring, lame and gay. If you go to the trouble of hunting down the original episodes of Freedom … Continue reading →