Linkage: 24 December, 2019 – All I Need To Know Can Be Found In The Headlines On Twitter. #CLSology

I get emails from Twitter telling me “what’s happening” and “what people in Denver shared” as if I give a fuck what NPCs in Denver are sharing (that word makes me wanna vomit) on Twitter.

And yea, I’m so old I remember when Twitter was cool.

I look at the pictures. I look at the headlines. I look at the first X number of words extracted from the target link. I remember why I’m enjoying the decline, why I don’t pay attention to the media unless I need fodder for the podcast or linkage, and why you don’t have to read beyond the headline.

Here are some samples of what NPCs in Denver have been tweeting over the last month.

Not only will you find yourself entertained, you will also gain more understanding of why I’m opposed to democracy.

Why does Tucker Carlson still have a job here? Why hasn’t he been fired for not being woke? I’m sure he will be soon. This is how the left has won the culture war. Anyone not woke enough for them becomes unemployed. The headline we will never see is “Fox News CEO tells DNC vice chair to ‘go fuck yourself’ accompanied by hand gesture for benefit of the hearing impaired”.

Ya know why we’ll never see that headline?

Because cucks.

Fur babies. Dog-park restaurant. Filling a void. There are a whole lot of women who want children really badly. But then fish-bicycle.

You get a NPC who votes Democrat.

As they should.

Honest headline would read: All-Ages Drag Show Is A Magnet For Paedophiles. Parents desperate to virtue signal how woke they are allow their children to be molested.

Pot calls kettle black. Full story behind our pay wall.

Give the teachers snow shovels.

Female farmers. Near Aspen. Yes. Much good farming to be had up in Roaring Fork Valley in the mountains near Aspen. The bread basket of America.

Government can’t find enough free money. Millennials believe free money is a real thing.

There is something Fort Collins and Denver have in common. It snowed three weeks ago here and there is still ice on the roads. Meanwhile governments want volunteers to shovel snow in football stands.

But who would build the roads?

So you pay 10 cents for a bag, this doesn’t reduce the number of bags used. It simply transfers more money to the government so the government can not plow the roads or shovel snow.

Cuck church. Art activist Catholic priest is gay. How very very woke. God Pill for the win.

The fathers could not be reached for comment.

How cute. A politician thinks he has principles.

Same government that doesn’t plow the roads and wants volunteers to shovel snow out of the football stands.

But who would build the roads?

Are these the same “experts” who will get paid to provide “treatment” for people addicted to opioids? Point one – addiction is a choice. Point two – the total cost of not giving someone opioids is zero dollars.

Someone is filling a void. Fish-bicycle.

The student/Zoomer run media is being replaced by a faculty/Boomer run media.

Ha.

Haha.

Hahahahahaha. Haha. Ha.

Why do LGBTQKKK+ (the plus is for paedophile) womynz need protection? Fish-bicycle?

What the fuck would global warming wackos know about data?

(((Of course it was.)))

(((Of course they do.)))

Y’all remember when black men were masculine? I do. It was long ago.

Of fuck. I assumed it’s gender. I’m so not woke. Someone should fire me.

(((Of course they did.)))

Just when you think you might have won a battle you find out you lost.

Public radio wants your money. Shocking. You want money? Come shovel my snow and plow the roads. I’ll pay you for that.

United States Government ‘misled’ citizens over 10 plus wars, trillions of dollars, free health care, the national debt, the Federal Reserve, and how easy it is to make a flat place on the ground.

Nothing to see here. Move along.