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Emergency Panic Linkage! 31 December, 2019 – World Ends Due To Global Warming In Less Than 24 Hours!!

Posted on December 31, 2019 by TGODecember 31, 2019

Less than 24 hours! Exclamation mark! Exclamation mark! Linkage: 24 March, 2020 – If Wuhan Virus Was Murdering Unborn Children With Kung Flu Instead Of Boomers Not One Libtard Would Give A Fuck. #CLSology Linkage: 22 March, 2020 – Wuhan Virus Super Special Update Spectacular Extravaganza With Extra Racism (because everything is racism except for replacing white people #KillAllWhiteMen). #CLSology Linkage: 10 March, 2020 – On Overcoming The Illusion Of The Importance Of Non-importance. #CLSology Linkage: 3 March, 2020 – The Low Hanging Fruit of Twitter. #CLSology Linkage: 25 February, 2020 – Frank Cervi’s Kampf? What About TGO’s Kampf? #CLSology … Continue reading →

Linkage: 31 December, 2019 – Science Fiction – How Long Until The Sun Goes Out? #CLSology

Posted on December 31, 2019 by TGODecember 31, 2019

Science fiction was once the domain of men and the sorts of women who liked men who treated them like women. Great writers. Epic story arcs. Bold exploration and adventure. Survival more by faith than science. Since the cucks allowed womynz to take control of everything (and the some) science fiction has become the playground of the mentally ill. Originally this was going to be a positive edition of linkage. I was going to link to some good science fiction videos. I’m still gonna link you some good stuff . . . yet I find I must start off with … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0020 – First World White Girl Problems: Old Undesired (but I repeat myself) Women Want Powerful Men To Desire Them.

Posted on December 30, 2019 by TGODecember 30, 2019

In this episode of first world white girl problems: E. Jean fantasizes about Donald Trump having sexual desire for her. A 37 year old woman wants a family but can’t find a good man. Another woman says a movie director pounded her too. Like all the other women she didn’t warn other women about him and waited 25 years to say anything. Now she is old and has fantasies about powerful men having sexual desire for her. Call it “satire” if that helps you sleep at night. We all know that Men > Women. It’s a biological fact. If you … Continue reading →

The Greasy Pole 0012 – The Getting Lucky With Miss Kentucky Episode

Posted on December 27, 2019 by TGODecember 27, 2019

It’s back at last. The Greasy Pole returns. In this episode: A special (and we do mean “special”) guest. Miss Kentucky. TGO has short hair. Miss Kentucky. Allergic to cats. Miss Kentucky. How much toilet paper women use. Miss Kentucky. Appeasing 15 year old boys. Miss Kentucky. Freezing eggs. Miss Kentucky. Who is and isn’t cool enough to hang out with Rollo. Miss Kentucky. Writing books. Or not writing books in the Great One’s case. Miss Kentucky. Being mistake for Santa Clause. Miss Kentucky. Flaking on chycks. Miss Kentucky. Country and Western songs we should write. Miss Kentucky. Passion. Miss … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0254 – Christmas Morning by The Fire Place

Posted on December 25, 2019 by TGODecember 25, 2019

Merry Christmas and Heil Hitler! The Great One records while sitting next to the fire place on a lovely Christmas morning here in the People’s Republic of Fort Collins located in the Soviet Sector of Colorado. In this episode: Being grateful for rejection. The phrase I couldn’t think of is opportunity cost. Listener email about TGO bitching about podcasters who can’t figure out how to name their files. Cyberbegging. What women really think of men who give money to homeless people. What women really think of men who use Apple computers. The Great One bitching. Bitching about The Great One … Continue reading →

Linkage: 24 December, 2019 – All I Need To Know Can Be Found In The Headlines On Twitter. #CLSology

Posted on December 24, 2019 by TGODecember 24, 2019

I get emails from Twitter telling me “what’s happening” and “what people in Denver shared” as if I give a fuck what NPCs in Denver are sharing (that word makes me wanna vomit) on Twitter. And yea, I’m so old I remember when Twitter was cool. I look at the pictures. I look at the headlines. I look at the first X number of words extracted from the target link. I remember why I’m enjoying the decline, why I don’t pay attention to the media unless I need fodder for the podcast or linkage, and why you don’t have to … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0253 – The Great One is Grateful for Coffee. Real Coffee. Made With Hot Water and Coffee Beans.

Posted on December 20, 2019 by TGODecember 20, 2019

TGO lives. I have survived despite the lack of real coffee. You can, and should, buy coffee via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need and support the evils of the free market. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada. Bitcoin me bitches and bitchettes. It’s the only crypto-currency that can be used … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0252 – Parenting Other Podcasters: Stop Putting Spaces In Your File Names and Uploading Large Files

Posted on December 16, 2019 by TGODecember 16, 2019

The Great One has some more words of wisdom which his fellow podcasters will ignore. 1. Stop using Apple computers. No wonder you can’t find a girl. 2. Stop putting spaces in your file name. I’m over downloading files named my%20podcast%20in%20which%20I%20think%20I’m%20soooo%20koooool.m4a 3. Bacon’s problem with uploading large files. And the solution. To bad you can’t buy website hosting through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I could afford another Supergirl statue I don’t need and you could have a real website. Like a man. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0251 – If I Can’t Have Morals Without God and You Have God Why Don’t You Have Morals?

Posted on December 13, 2019 by TGODecember 13, 2019

The God Pilled would have me believe I can’t have morals without God. I suggest that they can’t have moral even with God. Do your Bible buying through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need and laugh at your silly man in the sky. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada. Bitcoin me … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0250 – The Great One Attempts To Parent His Fellow Podcasters With A Verbal Ass Beating.

Posted on December 11, 2019 by TGODecember 11, 2019

At least when Adam Piggott uploads a WAV file it’s a fucking audio file that’s recognized by normal audio players. In this episode The Great One finally snaps. TGO attempts to explain to his podcasting juniors (TGO has been podcasting for 15 years, you’re welcome) some of their fuck ups. TGO knows that, much like teenage daughters, TJ Martinell, The Goddamn Bacon, Frank Cervi and our favourite “I don’t have time to write my book” trouble child Aaron Clarey aren’t going to listen. Still TGO likes yelling at the Interwebz. So I got some entertainment out of it. If Clarey … Continue reading →