The CLS Sandbox

Anarchy Moment 0246 – Listener Responses to The Dead Ends and Destruction of a Sterile Life Part 1.

Posted on October 30, 2019 by TGOOctober 30, 2019

In this episode which I’m posting late in the day instead of in the morning because job + snow = fuck me I tangent like a mother fucker for almost 20 minutes then read the first response I received to Anarchy Moment 0244 – The Dead Ends and Destruction of a Sterile Life. Give my life meaning by buying stuff you don’t need through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need and compensate for my failures. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was … Continue reading →

Linkage: 29 October, 2019 – The Zoomers Will Not Save You. #CLSology

Posted on October 29, 2019 by TGOOctober 29, 2019

And here does The Great One sit in his new office. An office larger than the previous office. Which is good. Except that now the trash can is farther away from the desk. Which is bad. Not near as many college girls outside the window. Which is bad. And right now the main thing outside the window is snow. AKA global warming. And snow is bad m’kay. The Great One likes white. The Great One likes seeing white. But not this kind of white. What’s out there on the interwebz I should comment upon today? How about statistics. It’s been … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0245 – I Didn’t Know We Were On A Schedule.

Posted on October 28, 2019 by TGOOctober 28, 2019

Welcome to another rant about the low intelligence of the commoners I work with at Weyland-Yutani. We have three gigs to set today. You guys take your fucking time. No rush. I got all day . . . Maybe you need to buy a calendar to write your schedule on. You could buy that through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need and support the evils of the free market. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too … Continue reading →

College Kid ‘Cast 0011 – Diversity, Inclusion and Other Words Parasite Use To Justify Their Jobs.

Posted on October 25, 2019 by TGOOctober 25, 2019

Working my ass off. Show notes must suffer. But don’t worry, this episode will be offensive. Plus here is some bonus material not covered in the podcast. I attempted to find out who wrote this list of words I’m not suppose to use. I couldn’t find out exactly who wrote it, but here are some of the things I found while searching. The Office of the Vice President for Diversity is committed to promoting a campus environment which recognizes, values, and affirms diversity at Colorado State University. We welcome your feedback and suggestions on our continuing efforts to promote inclusive … Continue reading →

College Kid ‘Cast 0010 – Going To College Requires Coloured People To Be Brave. CSU’s Inclusive Language Guide Tells Me To Call Them People Of Colour Instead Of Coloured People.

Posted on October 23, 2019 by TGOOctober 23, 2019

Because people of colour is so much less racist. Hey black people. Have you ever noticed that liberal white people never actually call you people? It’s always some condescending pet name to remind you that you aren’t like them and you depend on white liberals to provide for you, look out for you, and manage your emotions for you. White liberals look at black people as pets. I’m still waiting for the day black men rediscover their balls and tell 19 year old white girls to go fuck themselves. I’m gonna wait a long time. Until I’m blue in the … Continue reading →

Linkage: 22 October, 2019 – Letting Women Vote. What Could Go Wrong? #CLSology

Posted on October 22, 2019 by TGOOctober 22, 2019

Good morning friends and enemies. I know linage has been scarce lately. The Great One has so much going on with work and the after effects of moving (namely finding a home for things, throwing things away, and of course buying new things) that writing linkage and reading the interwebz wisdom of the wise interwebz men has been low on my priority list. I did sell some of my comics and buy a new bed. Got that going for me. On top of a busy work week I was dumb enough to commit to not one but two social outings … Continue reading →

College Kid ‘Cast 0009 – You Don’t Have To Use Inclusive Language. However, If You Don’t . . .

Posted on October 21, 2019 by TGOOctober 21, 2019

After that last episode of Anarchy Moment (which Aaron Clarey plugged and got me a shit ton of publicity) I gotta get back to pissing people off. Here is your warning for this episode: Cucks beware. We gonna talk about “racism”. Otherwise known as white men having a desire to keep their money and freedom. In today’s episode two 19 year old girls are going to school us on the importance of inclusive language. If you aren’t willing to speak inclusively they have some threats for you. Stop being a cuck. This is a war. Don’t spend your money on … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0244 – The Dead Ends and Destruction of a Sterile Life.

Posted on October 18, 2019 by TGOOctober 18, 2019

Warnings. Do not ignore them. Today’s podcast does not contain humour or sarcasm. Today’s podcast may make you confront the emptiness of your life and inspire you to kill yourself. Today’s podcast is not funny or cute. Today’s podcast is very serious. Today’s podcast has no answers. Only questions. I’ll tell you the conclusion right now. There is no solution. You have been warned. I’m throwing a lot of stuff at the wall here. Let me know what sticks and what doesn’t. Gonna spend money to fill that void in your life? Spend that money at my Amazon affiliate link … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0602 – Voting With The Great One. Yes Virginia, Voting Is Violence. But Who Would Build The Roads?

Posted on October 14, 2019 by TGOOctober 14, 2019

And more importantly, why does it take five fucking years to build the roads? Don’t give your money to Clarey the golf playing asshole. Give your money to The Great One by shopping via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada. Bitcoin me bitches and bitchettes. … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0601 – Who Would You Hire? Matthew or Dr. Carly?

Posted on October 11, 2019 by TGOOctober 11, 2019

Matthew fails to get a word in edgewise: Bonus round of Dr. Carly. Just in case you want more. Speaking of retarded parasites (I mean Dr. Carly, not Matthew) here is the video I’m watching about Greeeettaaaaa! In this episode I wrap up talking about Texas A&M teeeaaaachheeeerrssssss and administrators raping retarded people. We do the math on how much money this could make for A&M in a year. We do the math on how much Matthew gets to talk in a video with two women. We do the math rating Dr. Carly on the 1 to 10 scale. Many … Continue reading →