Greetings to the millions and millions of my listeners. All seven of you.

You get a repeat today because the shit has hit the fan at Weyland-Yutani and we are in full head up the ass mode. I get paid money for this. I was recording an episode for today but it was one of those rare occasions when I decided the episode sucked so much it shouldn’t be unleashed upon the world. Thus you will never hear it and I’ll do better next time.

Because I’m not a woman. I have self-awareness. And I can do math.

Thus, speaking of women (and whatever the hell else I speak of in this podcast) I give you a repeat. Enjoy.

I finish talking about Annie E. Clark and Andrea Pino.

More about how femistatists want all women to be objects not agents. How femistatists want all women to wait around for things to happen instead of making them happen.

More ragging on Hunger Games and Catching Fire. Woman Logic: “I will not kill members of the government who want to kill someone I love but I will kill someone I love so he doesn’t get killed by the government.”

Shut the fuck up and go make me a pie.

Then I start in on an article about how women just can’t find any “date-able” men in which some femistatist goes on the rant about how men are intimidated by women who make money. Also how women can reproduce by themselves.