Stating The Obvious 0459 – Pizzapocolypse! And Chycks.
Warning: This episode is mostly personal stories. Not much bitching about politics, economics and philosophy in this one. Deal with it kids.
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In this episode:
A chyck tells me about how great her iPhone is and then complains that there is no way to get her photos from the iPhone off the cloud and onto her computer.
Same chyck and I also argue about pizza. She thinks cardboard like crust covered in grease is food. She’s wrong.
The only pizza joint in The People’s Republic of Fort Collins that I like is going out of business.
A chyck I wanted to bang has gotten fat and buzzed her hair off.
Another chyck I wanted to bang told me she didn’t realize she had stopped responding to my text messages. Because women are so much better at communicating than men are.
She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
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While I was listening to this, I was eating pizza.
I feel ashamed
I don’t know if you need to feel ashamed. Unless maybe grease was running down your arm.
I’m not saying pizza don’t taste good now and then. It can. I’m just saying it ain’t real food.