Today the God-Emperor Trump assumes control of the United States.

Let us pause to reflect on all the promises Hussein Obama made in his Blueprint For Change.

Poor people stopped being poor.
The rich paid their fair share.
Women and black people achieved equality.
Everyone got free healthcare.
The cost of college went down.
The quality of education went up.
The government became transparent.
And not one innocent person was killed by a flying robot. Because it’s not murder if a black person does it.