Making excuses for Trump – and he isn’t even in office yet.

Interactive map of presidential voting history:

http://www.economist.com/blogs/graphicdetail/2016/11/daily-chart-7

The Millennials have been given awards every moment of their lives so far. Consider how much worse it’s going to get when they have the power to vote themselves awards.

Old Data:

Obama got 69,499,000 votes on his first run for President. Hillary only got 60,556,000. That’s 87 cents for every dollar Obama made.

Who are those 9,000,000?

Why weren’t those 9,000,000 With Her?

Revised Data:

Wikipedia (so it must be true) now puts the popular votes at:

62,337,643 for The Trumpening
64,433,399 for the Cuntening

Why is Washington DC allowed to vote?

Hillary ass lickers will attribute the Trump victory to the racism, sexism and homophobia of heterosexual white men with jobs.

People who can do math will be asking “Who Are The 5 Million?”

My mistake was in thinking the Democrats had learned from Obama’s victory.

The Republicans still haven’t learned from their defeats by Obama. Nor do I think the Republicans will learn anything the The Trumpening.

I didn’t think the Democrats could lose in 2016 because I didn’t think the Democrats could be this stupid. And thus I violated one of the rules of CLSology.

Never underestimate human stupidity.

Obama had a relatively clean background.

Hillary has engaged in assorted criminal activities in plain sight.

Obama was young and energetic.

Hillary could barely walk up stairs.

Obama broke new ground in marketing his message via the internet.

Hillary never even produced a document similar to The Blueprint For Change. Or if she did, no one has heard of it.

Obama promised “Hope” and “Change”. Nebulous words, but words that engaged people’s imaginations and dreams. Obama didn’t make his skin colour the focus of his slogan.

Hillary wanted you to say “I’m With Her” because her ego and her cunt were the focus of the election. Hillary made her gender the focus of her slogan.

#Calexit

How about the other states vote on California leaving the United States?

The Electoral College

You don’t understand it and you lost therefore it must be racist. And sexist. And homophobic. And GLBTKKKphobic and on and on and on. You had eight years of The Messiah to “fix” the Electoral College. What did you do for 8 years? Smoke dope and call me racist. Why? Because you are lazy.

How about every state gets 1 electoral vote?

Hillary voters and Trump voters in the workplace. Why you don’t hire men who don’t like girls.

Heterosexual white men with jobs will loose many battles. Yet sometimes we will win. No matter how many of us are exterminated or betafied we will always have victories. Simply because we are not as lazy as the rest of you. We have no cards to play and thus we have to actually work.