Stating The Obvious 0347 – Death By Police Officer: Suicide For Stupid People.

In this episode:

If you are too stupid to kill yourself all you need is a kitchen knife and three police officers.

If it were not for Trump no one who know who you are. Especially since your skin colour is more important to the media than your name.

Brock Turner gets “20 minutes of action” with a unconscious girl behind a trash dumpster outside a frat house.

Women wonder where they can find a man who can last 20 minutes.

I wonder how the “victim” can write a 12 page letter detailing her experience when she was unconscious during the experience.

Praying for the traditional family.

63 year old government employee sentenced to death for 10 murders.

Why are people are attracted to Trump? Because he says things like this:

“Are there any other stupid letters that were sent to you folks? That’s one of the reasons I want to have this call, because you guys are getting sometimes stupid information from people that aren’t so smart.”

Kenneth Alan Amyx kills his girlfriend with a knife and puts a photo of the dead body on Feministbook. Jennifer Streit-Spears (hyphenated last name – that’s a red flag) was willing to follow through on a suicide pact with Amyx, but wimped out. Never expect a woman to follow through on a promise.

They had a knife. All they needed to kill themselves without fucking it up was some police officers.