Make sure you have a Safe Space near by before you start listening to this one ’cause I was on a roll.

Here are the topics on which I lay smackdown in this episode:

1. The presidential election.

The DNC being sued because they Ron Paul’d Bernie Sanders.

The Ron Pauling of Bernie Sanders (feel the sellout) and Donald Trump.

Why the Ron Pauling of Trump didn’t work.

Why Trump can not win the election.

2. Left-wing statists and their need to constantly inform other people of their political opinions and virtue signal.

How often have you ever talked to a left-wing statist for more than 15 minutes without her going off on a political tangent or virtue signalling?

3. The number of girls on OKCupid who seem almost normal . . . until they announce in their profile they are a feminist.

I wonder if they will ever figure out that’s why they are single.

4. The President of the United States is not a God. Despite what the Obama supporters believe.

There is flooding in Louisiana and Obama is playing golf.

So fucking what?

What is Obama going to do should he stop playing golf and go to Louisiana? Turn the water into wine?

Expecting Obama to do something about the flooding is as stupid as those who wanted Bush to “take charge” during the 9/11 attacks. Remember 9/11? That was when Muslims – not Mormons or Buddhists – flew airplanes into buildings. What was Bush going to do? Drool on himself?