Someone dropped their dildo by the sidewalk.

The Democratic Socialist party is feeling the Bern. 120 people showed up for their last national convention. I think this is the start of a trend.

Diversity on college campuses does not extend to the football team. I wonder why that is?

A Michigan state representative was fucking another Michigan state representative. In order to “inoculate the herd” he attempted to fabricate a rumour that he had sex with a male prostitute. The two representatives “combined office operations”. So that’s what the kids are calling it these days. Those silly Yankees.

In all seriousness, everyone I’ve ever known who was from Michigan had something wrong with their brains.

Living in houses that are too close together sucks. Who would have known?

In a brief moment of sanity a public swimming pool is not closed because it isn’t handicapped accessible.

I see all the diversity I need to see on the volleyball team.

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