Anarchy Moment #0013 – Your website goes down and your life is over.

Today Bluehost had an expansive technical glitch which affected a shit ton of websites. People went insane. Their websites didn’t work and their email was down. You would have thought George Bush had been re-elected president.

It amazes me that people can get so worked up over some insignificant shit like this while totally ignoring things such as:

The War on Terror
The War on Drugs
The War on Afghanistan
The War on Iraq
The War on Privacy
Your Lord and Saviour, The Messiah King Hussein Obama, the First Affirmative Action President and The Second Coming of Jesus Christ murdering brown people in foreign countries with flying robots.
The governments of the United States and the states spying on citizens with flying robots.
FDR putting Japanese people in concentration camps.
A War on Poverty which has created more poor people.
The Waco Massacre
Ruby Ridge
The Tuskegee Experiment
The corporations collecting and selling your personal information.