Stating The Obvious #126 – Idiots in UK call for a ban on long pointed kitchen knifes – I can’t make this shit up.

Quote from a Youtube idiot – “20% is alot.” No it isn’t, and a lot is not one fucking work. Go go public education!

A clip from the Savage Love Podcast (which you should be listening to) in which a member of the military say he fought “under Obama” in the Gulf War (good to know what position they were in) but he will not murder people for a Republican president.

Are you considering suicide? Don’t fucking do it. Nothing is worth killing yourself over. Not one fucking thing. Adapt. Overcome. Kick ass. Do not kill yourself.

The Marine Corp is going to send soldiers to counselling if they have a BAC of 0.01. What a giant insult to the Marines. Some of the most highly trained, physically fit, mentally strong humans to ever live can not be trusted with a fucking beer. But left-wing statist liberal Democrat pieces of shit are totally okay with them killing people and being killed.

Marines’ new alcohol policy strictest in U.S. military: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/dec/20/marines-new-alcohol-policy-strictest-us-military/

Doctors in England call for a ban on long pointed kitchen knives to reduce violence. Since they have no guns over there they have to blame some inanimate object because like people in the United States the British sheep are not responsible for anything they do. It’s always someone else’s fault.

A&E doctors are calling for a ban on long pointed kitchen knives to reduce deaths from stabbing: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4581871.stm