Stating The Obvious – 0097

Politics in rich and settled lands rarely puts at stake fundamental questions. Each side says something big is at stake, but it’s usually no more than a slice of subsidized cheese.
— Bruce Ramsey

It’s amazing how much trouble it is to get a computer to simply record some sound. Grrrr…!

CU Boulder has banned Nerf Guns in Humans vs. Zombies. “Forget What You Can’t Remember” is an interesting zombie story available at podiobooks.com. Also I’ve been using Adobe Lightroom. I like the catalogue and development parts. The web and sideshow functions are lacking. What other things should we ban to make people safe? The most dangerous thing around us? Air. We must ban it immediately.

That brings me to the Dumbest Generation, the Medicated Generation. The biggest pussies to ever walk the Earth. Here is an example of why civilization and progress will grind to a halt with these idiots in charge. “Words have power.” Bullshit, you choose to allow other people to manipulate your power with their words. Let’s talk about the use and effect of words like fag and nigger. What does fag really/originally mean anyhow? What about obligations to future generations? What if we had a source of power that could provide unlimited clean power, but in 200 years this source of power would “destroy the world” would you do it? The Medicated Generation says “no”. I say “yes” because we have 200 years to avoid the impending disaster.

For the Everybody Gets An Award Generation progress means a smaller cell phone or an ipod with a larger harddrive. They are so scared of being hurt, or hurting someone, that they fear and avoid any kind of real progress.

But they certainly love Change. So do the lobbyist who are writing statements for politicians in favour of socialized health care. Politicians confess they don’t know where the information in their statements comes from. It just appears and they say it.

Police hand out tickets for air fresheners. Can any of you extract your head from your ass? No you can’t. I already know that. 38,000 people cited this year of windshield obstructions. Hanging anything from the rear-view mirror “could be a dangerous if not deadly error.” Lawyers see this as a way to pull drivers over and then initiate a more invasive search. Really? No shit? A 4 inch Tweety Bird air freshener will get you a fine. One girl was pulled over because she had a string, A FUCKING STRING, hanging from her rear-view mirror. A FUCKING STRING! HOW THE FUCK DID THE PIG SEE THE STRING AS THIS GIRL WAS DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD. A FUCKING STRING! ARE YOU FUCKING SHEEP EVER GOING TO WAKE UP? There are nothing but pretext stops.

People in the north are racist? How can that be? Didn’t the angelic yankee filth come down to the South to save black people? Northern yankee scum can’t be racist. That’s absurd.

The woman was “perfectly silhouetted” behind his graduation tassel. Horse shit! Listen as I apply critical thinking to this.

If words have power, why can’t we hook a generator up to your mouth and use the power instead of burning coal?

If you are 59 years old and still have a graduation tassel hanging from your rear-view mirror you are a fucking loser. And a wanker. This is just an old person who is pissed off because he’s old. He should not have been driving a car. The tassel didn’t make him run over a woman, he did it because he wasn’t paying attention because he’s old.

In Colorado a man was pulled over for having a GPS unit “obscuring his sight” and the cash he had was confiscated because it might have been drug money. I’ve talked about this before. Any money “could be” drug money.

What a great scam. Mail two light bulbs to all your customers and then bill them for it. Power companies are getting in on the whole green scam. They aren’t fools.

Then I just babble and such. Oh wait, how is that different from normal? South Park Season 12 was great.