Stating The Obvious – 0082

“Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.”

— P.J. O’Rourke

If I were the Messiah you would be trying to suck my dick, but I am The Great One, Himself.

If it’s on television, it must be true. Just started season 4 of Battlestar Galactica. Baltar is worshipped by a cult just like Hussein Obama. Baltar’s cult is composed mostly of hot little chycks and he is trying to escape them? I don’t think so. The trial of Baltar episodes took the low road.

I use the word “really” way to fucking much.

The advantage of reading magazines months after the have been published.

“New money.” What the fuck is new money? What is federal money? The federal government doesn’t have any money except the money it takes away from people who generate wealth. Yes, more police officers are the answer. That will fix everything. Governments do not cuts spending. You can not show me one time when a government in the US has spent less money one year than it did the year before.

You notice how the federal government comes up with a cute name for everything? I’m yet again growing disgruntled with the intelligence level of the American public.

You people are so fucking stupid. If you want to reduce crime, reduce the number of things that are illegal.

Thousands call for an end to war. What war? I thought the Messiah had ended the war. W. Monkey-boy Bush is not the president any more. It’s not his fault the troops are in Iraq. It’s the fault of Hussein Obama.

“I love my home. I really want people to help me.” Fuck you cunt. It doesn’t matter what you want.

AIG is now 80% federal owned. And Hussein isn’t a socialist? The federal government will run AIG right. The federal government has done so many things so well.

Coming soon, socialized health care.

The Messiah is going to purchase toxic assets from banks to ease borrowing for consumers. When Bush said “spend money” he was an idiot, but when Hussein wants to make it easy to get credit so people can spend more money he is a genius! Giving credit to people who can’t pay it back is how we got here.

Back to the Everybody Gets An Award Generation. “I went through four years of college . . .” You can’t get a job because you don’t have any skills anyone is willing to pay for. They have be raised to believe they can “be anything”. In real life you have to earn your rewards, you don’t get them just by showing up. “I’m not finding much answers.” Maybe that is why you can’t get a job, you can’t speak English. He thinks he is educated. Posting on facebook is not a skill people are willing to pay for.

Employers are holding on to older workers who have knowledge and experience and better work habits – because these things are worth money to them.

Budgeting is a “new skill” for the Medicated Generation.

Hussein Obama is going to impose limits on the business practices of companies that did not take bailout money.

What if we were to tie the pay of politicians to their performance?

What “shadow banking system”? Why are we “regulating bad debt”? Why aren’t we letting bad debt fail. Hussein doesn’t want to “discourage more lending”. Wow, you people are so fucking stupid.

Hillary Klinton has a blackberry. I wonder if she downloads porn on it? Hillary has a facebook account. Fuck me.

The Medicated Generation has been placated.

Follow up on Dexter “women want the dick” Yarbough. Tony Frank lies in the first sentence. If I, a single, heterosexual, white man with a job, were to say “women want the dick, even when they say “no” they want the dick” I would be assaulted. When you are standing in front of a classroom as a teacher you have a certain level of responsibility.

Yes, I think the world would be a better place if pigs were not allowed to break the law.